Back in Puerto Rico

Hello Puerto Rico, heat, and jetlag. It’s always a couple of days of readjustment time when you come back here. Especially since it was getting colder in Sweden, the heat right hooks you in the face! Oh, and back on with the face masks. But other than that, it’s great to be back and have summer again 🙂

Some pics from Sweden. Here having some birthday brunch at Grand Hotel in Stockholm.

After __ glasses of Champagne it felt like a great idea to take some bathroom selfies with Karina. Only person behaving in these pics is Uma Thurman on my t-shirt hahahaaa…

Karina bought a horse and I went to the stable to see if I still had my horse skills. I think I do… Only managed to get stepped on, and now I have a blue toe. But hey, no one died…

You don’t take a pic of it, it didn’t happen. So here’s my proof that I went to the gym more times than a bar or a club. Usually it’s the opposite!

When you try to claim you’re a blond, you better be a little bit more convincing than me! But now I’m back being a blond 🙂

Talked about sex and hopefully get to go on TV and talk more about it. I believe the youth need proper education about sex, and not just have porn as their education.

And of course there was the smut.

That lasted until the cat stepped in and said there was one pussy too many in the picture now…

And these are the leftovers. Me, Andrew, big ass seagull, cute dog at the cafe, coffee and nature.

Hope you all are doing great. Last quarter of this year. Time to get all your sh*t together and finish strong 🙂 Or at least that’s my plan. You have one?

Kisses, Puma

Barely time to…

…sit my ass down here in Sweden! There are lunches, dinners, friends, family, party, work, and training! I’m not complaining, but please give me 8 hours of sleep tonight! I came home at 8am today from Club Prive after a great party! Only pic respectable enough to post hahhaaaa…

My friend Karina has a great house by the lake, so last week we spent a whole day with graceful jumps into the water, chatting, and barbecuing with a beautiful sunset.

I did another shoot with an amazing photographer and got some supercool pics. Just a couple of samples now, but more to come! To see more of his work or to book him – Instagram @joakimoscarsson72

I finally got to try the restaurant Två Små Svin and had lunch there. Amazing food and such a cool place. Recommend it to everyone, and they had an awesome selection of Snaps too 🙂

You never have enough bras, and my size 65I, so when you find a store that has it, you buy them all! If you need large sizes, check out the Danish brand Chase and thank me later 🙂

Catching some tan…

I do a lot of stuff in the public because I love to see people’s reaction. My friend Diana and I talked about how important size is. I go by the motto – “the bigger the better” on pretty much anything hahhaaaa… If you wonder about men’s ‘equipment – it’s also important, and if anyone claims differently they probably are trying to be nice 😉 The sausage in the pics is a Swedish Falukorv and of perfect size hahhaaaa…

So you don’t think all I do is have fun, here are some gym pics… It’s fun, but why does it have to take so long to gain an ass???

Tomorrow hopefully swimming in the ocean and some relaxation! Enjoy your weekend, and as one of my favorite quotes says – “You never remember or talk about the night you got 8 hours of sleep…” so DON’T stay out of trouble 😉

Kisses, Puma