…write that “friends that ride together, die together”, but that is a bit too dramatic. My friend Linda who’s visiting me in Bali and I took a shortcut through the rice fields with the bike. Me driving, Linda in the back. I just finished telling her the story of when I saw a couple that crashed into the rice field. We then stopped to let a car pass on the opposite side of a narrow road, but when I put my foot down the cement was missing, and we took a one meter drop into the rice field with bike and all. We were lucky we landed softly in a mud pool hahahahaaa… Thankfully no rice was hurt and we both got a free mud bath! 3 strong locals pulled us and the bike up, and we had to go back home and clean up instead of watching the sunset on the beach…

Other than crashing into rice fields, we train, get massages, swim, eat, shop, shitchat, and explore…

This cat is so cute! It visits this restaurant and tries to steals your food hahahaaa… Fuck it, we let him!

I throw in some poses here and there too!

Not all of my poses are so gracious… or are my videos sexy! But hey, be fierce about it!

Drinking? It’s the weekend damn it!

Off to eat now and then going to watch the sunset at the beach. Tomorrow some day partying, so if all goes well I’ll at least be sober before going to sleep at night LOL…

Kisses, Puma

  1. Are you named after anyone? No, but I named myself after my car – a Ford Puma, and I added Swede for Sweden even though I’m a Finn. Finne in Swedish means “a zit” and that didn’t sound too hot…
  2. When was the last time you cried? Don’t remember, but probably to a movie or some animal account on Instagram where an animal has been rescued…
  3. Do you have kids? If no, how many do you want? Hell no and never wanted any! I do love most of my friends kids though and they love me because I’m not much more mature than them hahhaaa…
  4. If you were another person, would you be a friend of yourself? I’d BFF myself! 
  5. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Yes, and joke a lot, and sometimes my jokes are lost in translation, and people have gotten offended making me need to spend 10min explaining myself…
  6. What’s the first thing you notice about people? Their vibe. Cool like not being too serious or not…
  7. What is your eye color? Blue/green
  8. Scary movie or happy endings? I prefer violent movies and happy endings (literally LOL)
  9. Favorite smells? Men’s perfumes, lavender and vanilla
  10. What’s the furthest you’ve ever been from home? Hmm, probably New Zealand. 
  11. Do you have any special talents? Other than what I’m famous for? Nope…
  12. Where were you born? Sweden
  13. What’s your zodiac sign? Do you believe in it? Virgo and Fire Dragon in Chinese Horoscope. Don’t really ponder about that…
  14. What are your hobbies? Drawing and reading
  15. Do you have any pets? No, but I want a lot of animals when I settle down…
  16. Do you have any siblings? Yes, one awesome sister!
  17. What do you want to be when you grow up? More amazing…
  18. Last text you received? From my friend Linda who just landed here in Bali – I kept the whip in my carry on luggage…
  19. How tall are you? 5’10
  20. What is the least favorite thing about yourself? That I’m a bit too quick to act at times. Need to chill a bit and think things through a little more… Pretty stubborn at times too…
  21. Funniest moment throughout School? Probably getting to go home after class…
  22. How many countries have you visited? Hmm, haven’t counted lately, but many… On my bucket list now is Patagonia in Argentina, Iceland, Antarctica, North of Norway, safari in Africa… 
  23. What was your favorite/worst subject in High School? Math and gymnastics. I still hate numbers, but now I love to exercise.
  24. What is your Favorite drink? Animal? Perfume? Rum & obviously I must say a Puma here hahahaaa… But I love all animals except ants! For perfume I use Creed – Virgin Island Water. Suitable name hahahaaa…
  25. What would you (or have you) name your children? Puma Jr
  26. What Sports do you play/Have you played? Horseback riding
  27. Who are some of your favorite YouTubers? Watch animal videos and once spent too much time watching people who lit their farts on fire…
  28. How many Girlfriends/Boyfriends have you had? I’m on my 5th try now…
  29. Favorite memory from childhood? When I was little and my sister came over taking me out shopping and to the movies. Felt pretty cool then! 
  30. How would you describe your fashion sense? I prefer to be nude but if I wear clothes they must be comfortable!
  31. What phone do you have? (iOS v Android?) Google phone
  32. Tell us one of your bad habits! I love sugar and I can sometimes party a bit too hard hahaha…
  33. 3 things that upset you? Idiots, animal cruelty, and people that walk too slow hahaha…
  34. 3 things that make you happy? Nature, great food, friends
  35. How is your relationship with parents? Great
  36. What’s on your mind? Should I buy those golden pants next door…
  37. What’s your talent? Have you seen my movies? 😉
  38. One word that describes you? Free
  39. What’s your favorite quotes? You never remember the nights you slept 10 hours, you remember the ones when you didn’t sleep for 3 days hahaaaa… I live my life by that! Make memories!
  40. Any pets? No, but I feed some street cats in Puerto Rico
  41. Are you happy with your life? Very
  42. Are you an extrovert or introvert? Extrovert
  43. Your best advice? Live now cause you don’t know what next week, next year, 5 years from no brings or or if you even are alive!
  44. Do you consider yourself a good cook? Yes. I consider myself good at most things except for math and singing.
  45. Does your name have a special meaning? Cool as a Puma maybe?
  46. If money were no object what would you get for your next birthday? My birthday is coming up Sept 13th and I don’t wish for anything. But later on I’d buy a big farm and rescue animals!
  47. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Right now Puerto Rico where I live, but also love Bali.
  48. What’s your favorite thing to have for breakfast? Coffee is a must
  49. What’s your favorite gadget? Portable battery charger
  50. Fake or real? Body parts – fake, friends – real!

Let me know if there’s anything else you need to know 🙂

Kisses, Puma

…in and I will hopefully shed light on other adult topics soon.

Maybe you aren’t like me, but I can’t help checking out what the person next to me is working on. Everyone here works on their computer at coffee shops, and I can’t resist – I must look! Most often it’s boring stuff, and it’s me who has to hide my nudes, turn down the volume on my videos, and be careful when an email pops open that could be a dick- or tit pic hahhaaaa…

Anyways, I’m doing pretty great here in Bali. Other than my body being sore from the gym pretty much every day, I can’t bitch 🙂 I got the best massage and cupping done at the gym, so I’ll be like a rubber band soon I hope 🙂 Most likely not, but one can always dream…

They say abs are built in the kitchen, but I think mine will (or not) be built at the restaurants here when I don’t give in for the desserts, treats, and sweets which is very hard!!! There’s a gluten-free bakery close by, and my willpower can’t resist not going in and BUY!

Moped-ing going well even though it’s left-hand traffic here. I just need a cooler bike and helmet, like the guy in the 2nd pic with a helmet from Predator.

Selfies, photos, content, videos, Snapchat etc is being produced too. Like someone once said – there can never be enough content!

Since I have a slightly(?) dirty mind, can you guess what I see in this pic? Hahhaaa…. Remember, great minds think alike!

Hmm, what else… I guess that’s it. Started watching the show ‘Billions’ and going to watch an episode now before passing out!

Remember, it’s Saturday – go fuck shit up 😉 And send me pics!

Kisses, Puma

I received this comment below and I thought it’s a topic many of us can relate to or maybe you know someone who can benefit from the info below 🙂

The comment:

Hello Puma,

Do you have any advice to give to someone (me) who’s been in a 9 year long relationship and sex has become pretty rare and boring? I am pretty open to try new things and we have even gone to a swingers party once, but it wasn’t for us. One day I hope to meet you in person because you seem to be such a fun person to be around!

My reply:

Invite Puma Swede in to your bedroom hahahaaaa… Jokes aside, I used to suggest role play, making your own sex tape, and/or phone sex/texting during the day to make suggestions on what’s going down later. 

BUT, then I read ‘Mating in Captivity’ by Esther Perel. Wow, this book is a must read if you are in a relationship and sex starts to be feel routine or mundane! 

This is what it says about the book on Amazon: 

“One of the world’s most respected voices on erotic intelligence, Esther Perel offers a bold, provocative new take on intimacy and sex. Mating in Captivity invites us to explore the paradoxical union of domesticity and sexual desire, and explains what it takes to bring lust home.

Drawing on more than twenty years of experience as a couples therapist, Perel examines the complexities of sustaining desire. Through case studies and lively discussion, Perel demonstrates how more exciting, playful, and even poetic sex is possible in long-term relationships. Wise, witty, and as revelatory as it is straightforward, Mating in Captivity is a sensational book that will transform the way you live and love.”

Esther talks about how we get so familiar with each other that we basically become one person. The basic rule is to keep some mystery, and that we should be two different people. There’s no need to share everything or know each others’ business in detail. 

The book brings in real couple’s problems/issues and Esther analyzes their situation. Most couples in the book are in love, that is not the issue. They just need to reheat the passion in it. She is brilliant, and I think her book is an excellent read even if you’re not in a relationship. Good info to store away for the future 🙂 

One final topic that I thought was very good! It talks about why you would tell someone you cheated. We say it’s because we want to be honest, but really it is because we feel the need to lessen our burden by telling the truth. By admitting cheating we make ourselves feel better, but our partner is most likely heartbroken! They did nothing wrong, but now you’re transferring your burden to them.  It definitely makes a compelling argument to consider whether to withhold cheating if it’s only going to be to your benefit.

Link to her book on Amazon – https://www.amazon.com/Mating-Captivity-Unlocking-Erotic-Intelligence/dp/0060753641

She also has a podcast which is how I discovered her – https://www.estherperel.com/podcast

I still think you guys can make your personal sex tape. I promise you will at least get a good laugh from it. Try the usual porn storylines – secretary/employee, teacher/student, doctor/patient… I think you get it 🙂 

There are obviously many more roads to try/explore. Even though I consider myself try-sexual, I believe I have more fun things to delve into. Swinging is fun, and I would like to explore tantric practices more for example. 

I think this topic is very broad and common so If you have any suggestions/advice/tips please share with the rest of us! More sex to the people! 

Kisses, Puma

…the feeling of being exactly where you belong at a moment in time? That’s the feeling for me here in Bali now. I need nothing, feel great, and I’m happy as fuck! I’m trying to store this feeling and hope that I will always be able to go where ever I need to access it!

Whoa, that was pretty much the deepest few lines you’ll probably get from me hahahaaaa… Soooo aaanyways, Bali is amazing! Jetlag is less of a bitch, and I’ve been going all-in at the gym with 2 classes a day, so now I walk like I have something in my pants that doesn’t belong there! Please observe it’s a green juice bottle and not wine I’m holding 😉

Love the nail spas here. They’re cozy and colorful. Not like the boring stiff ones where they still have some old faded pics from the 90’s, and a girl with big teased blondish hair is showing bright red claws. Even the dogs here enjoy the spas!

Snapped some pics. I don’t think there’s a better working environment than by the pool or in the pool! Suits me perfectly!

The food here is incredible! So many places to choose from and you can have vegan, gluten-free, lactose-free, vegetarian, and any other combo/variation/specialty you can think of! Sorry, didn’t have any pics to illustrate the food. Instead you get me in a swing Cirque du Soleil style, and this latte creation was pretty crappy but funny I think! Coffee here is great too!

Some randoms too while walking around. Also rented scooters now, and a new villa for when we got to check out of this one. My shit is on track 🙂

Hope you all are having a ____________________ (choose what you feel fitting) weekend!

Kisses, Puma

Feels great to be back, and it feels good to switch alcohol/cigarettes for juices and the gym. Well — I actually haven’t been to the gym yet, but it’s enough that I plan to be there tonight and that counts 🙂

Last night I grabbed dinner and strolled around for a bit before jetlag made me its’ bitch and I passed out 🙂

Chilled this morning, and then out for lunch and haggling for motorbikes! Now off to the gym and build this gorgeous body some more!

More of me to come!

Kisses, Puma

…partying, drinking, smoking, and living la vida loca! I plan (one can always plan) to be at my best health and behavior in Bali. Training, eating healthy, and no smoking unless it’s one hell of a party! I have to be honest with myself and admit there is always a chance of a party, and I don’t like to miss out. #fomo

The past weekend was mostly about celebrating my best childhood friend Karina who turned something over 20. What was supposed to be a shopping day on Friday turned into a liquid-lunch, and then we crashed my sisters’ condo for some tacos and strawberry daiquiris! Andrew and the cat gave up. Some people just can’t handle us 😉

On Saturday we celebrated some more, and the true troopers (like me) started at 11 am. Karina and I coordinated some beautiful tandem jumps into the lake for people to enjoy 😉 Sauna, BBQ, games, and celebrations until we were about to pass out and sent home 🙂

Yesterday there was pizza and ice-cream at Mom’s, and that put a perfect ending to the weekend! I’m pretty much packed now and heading out to the airport soon. I think I will catch up on some sleep on the plane and read. I barely had time to open a book while here in Sweden, but I have some great book recommendations coming for you!

Photo by @joakimoscarsson72 on IG

“See” you in Bali!

Kisses, Puma

…days in Sweden and it feels a bit sad to leave my family & friends on Monday. At the same time I’m very excited to go back to Bali, and luckily friends and family will visit 🙂

As always I save all the boring crap I have to do to until the last minute and then stress about it. Botox is something I like to do in Sweden, and my mane demanded some attention, but everyone is on holiday & places are closed. Luckily I managed to squeeze myself in, with my wrinkles meeting their match against Botox, and my mane was tamed, so I’m good now! I’ve never been a fan of “age gracefully”, and plan to nip, tuck, cut, laser, and whatever else is needed till the day I go out with a blast!

Catched up on gossip while at the hairdressers yesterday and look who I found 🙂

Also had a meeting with some TV people yesterday. Because the last show I did was really fun and well received, I think Swedish TV needs and is ready for more Puma! Going to pitch some ideas and keeping my fingers crossed 🙂

My friend Linda cooked up a moose steak because she wanted Andrew to taste some traditional Swedish food. So good! I feel better eating a wild animal that has been roaming in the woods until its’ final day, instead of animals kept in captivity with no access to outdoors. Linda’s cat Moses seemed to like moose too.

I made a bet with Linda’s son that I could beat him on the monkey bars after dinner. If you don’t know, I have the confidence of Kanye West and always believe I will win. Somehow. Whatever the competition is about and whether or not I have any skills at it. Do I always win? Fuck no… Did I beat Linda’s son? Nope…

I shot some footage for my adult channels as well, and I like to stick with the old classic scenarios such as the maid…

Caught while doing the laundry…

Oh, you know, I just got back from the gym…

Now I’m heading out for some shopping and lunch with my friend Karina. Her birthday is this weekend too, and I’m looking forward to the party. Don’t think she’ll appreciate me jumping out of the cake naked, so I have to try find some other gift for her 🙂

Laters, Puma

…day in Nynäshamn yesterday. It’s a city south of Stockholm by the water that’s very cool to visit during summer. My friend Diana and I went laying out and swimming by Kalkbrottet Stora Vika. I’m not even going to attempt to translate that, but ‘kalksten’ is limestone so I guess the whole area is full of it. I’m not even sure how the water got there, but it’s super clear. Since there’s no real beach, and you have to climb down to the water or jump, it means there are no screaming kids hahhaaaa… Just me talking too loud and filming me, myself, and more of me with my GoPro 🙂

There was a cliff that the cool kids jumped from. Didn’t dare to risk my “airbags”. They might have exploded with the impact hahhahaha… Honestly I’m chicken shit jumping into water from heights! Can’t dive 🙁

When we had enough of swimming we drove to the port of Nynäshamn. They have a bunch of restaurants there, and my favorite (from eating there 3 times) is one that serves smoked shrimps with aioli. I was starving when I got there, and had been fantasizing about the shrimps all day, so I forgot to check the name of the place. Checked out some boats and the best thing before driving home – mjukglass with sprinkles!

I got so excited now writing about the shrimps and ice-cream that I forgot that on the way to the car from the swimming, we found this huge rusty circular thingy. There was a sign that said what it’s been used for, but I was already taking my clothes off and getting ready for some pics so I didn’t bother reading it hahahaa… I don’t know why, but when I see a cool spot I think I can make it cooler (should say hotter) by posing naked. Might be the nudist in me…