Happy Holidays :)

I’m already confused about the days. I might of mentally entered the holiday season. I thought yesterday was Monday all day, and that my sister is arriving tomorrow until she called, and told me I better be at the airport tonight to pick her up…. ooops. I also had to cancel a restaurant reservation I thought I had made for tonite, but it turns out that in my confusion I had made it for tomorrow…

But before the holiday stuff, there were preparations. Both good and bad. Had a day with Angel when we got some Botox touch ups, took her dogs to the park and then some shopping. Mostly for ourselves, but that’s the safest way to guarantee you get what you want from Santa 🙂

This also required a trip to IKEA to buy some pickled herring (for my sis, cause I don’t eat that), lots of chocolates, that I already finished, and then you end up buying like 10 other little things that you probably don’t need…

Since I know I won’t have much time for the gym when my sister is here , I tried to maximize it last week. Even got a 2h pickleball clinic in. Starting to get some stamina and strength back finally. And I’ve been able to taper down on the steroid pills from 15mg to 10mg yeay!

The bad stuff? I started feeling a bit of tooth pain. Ignored it, as it was just like once a day. But then on Saturday it felt pretty bad and I started searching for emergency dental places. Don’t feel like dealing with tooth pain during the holidays and I’m guessing most places are also going to be closed. Found a place and got an appointment. Turns out my wisdom tooth had a huge cavity. I assumed I would get an appointment to remove it for an other day. The nice dentist said he can remove it right there and then. I told him I’m not mentally prepared for that. He was so nice and said he would talk me through it and it shouldn’t be hard. I finally agreed with the nurse holding my hand through the procedure. It actually went really smooth for once hahhaaaa…

OK, some holiday stuff should be appropriate now. Managed to find a willing Santa, to force a Christmas hat on Hunter and some other Christmassy stuff 🙂

Hunter loves the neighbors decorations though. Also he has some semi friendship with the neighbors cat. Hunter goes to their cat door waiting. But when he does come out, they get close, but not too close LOL…

Sandy arrived yesterday with her kids. So great to have them over. No time to waste, so we took off for some ramen and did the Enchanted light garden at night. The light maze was cool, but the hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows was the sh*t 🙂 Pics coming. Just haven’t had time to catch my breath (or nap), since today we been running around all day too. Just got home, recharging and then we’re going to pick my sister up and head to dinner 🙂

Me & Hunter are wishing you the best Christmas! Hope Santa is generous to you 🙂 Hope you get tasty foods and are surrounded by friends & family! And stay clear of the flu or whatever the stuff people are having!

That’s it. Better take the opportunity to chill for like 10 min before it’s time to get going again!

Happy Holidays!

XXX Puma

Sphere, Sleazing and Museum…

The Sunday before yesterday I visited the Sphere for the first time. It was very cool! The movie ‘Wizard Of Oz’ was great in this setting. Projected all around you and onto the roof. There were leaves blowing inside when there was a storm and apples dropping from who knows where. Can’t wait to go and see a concert there!

On Labor Day I did nada! I think I was mostly reading… Did you do something fun?

A lot of my joints are hurting now and I wake up feeling like I would imagine a 98 year old feels like. Stiff and achy. Been using Gemini AI and decided it was time to go and get blood samples to see if I have an infection in my body. Got suggestions on what infections I should test for and made an appointment for Tuesday at 11am. Worth to note here is that you have to fast before which also means no coffee! I was pretty cranky and even crankier when they told me I actually need a doctors referal to get my blood drawn! I was pretty miserable when I walked out and my first priority was obviously to get caffeine! Been wanting to try a new place, The Coffee Class, and luckily it was just around the corner. I can say the place fixed my mood pretty instantly after the first sips of coffee and freshly baked goods – sugar that is!

I even took Angel there this week and it’s a new fav spot!

I’ve been going for walks to at least try to be a little bit active. Got these awesome barefoot shoes from a very sweet fan, and they are sooo comfy! It’s like walking with soft slippers on! Thank you very much 🙂

Had to put some more Botox in my face too. I loved waiting for my turn in one of their massage chairs. Could’ve easily napped there!

Did my fair share of sleazing too…

Not sure why the sound cuts off in the middle, but hopefully you can enjoy this video anyways 🙂 You prefer the “Morning Puma” or the “Done Up Puma”?

I finally got the referral for the blood tests too and the doctor added a few tests to it. I guess hobby doctor-ing and AI didn’t make me a fully qualified doctor LOL…

I have missed being creative with some art and crafts, so popped by Michael’s and shopped around a bit 🙂

Yesterday Angel & I went to the Infinity Museum. Very impressive and fun! The videos haven’t uploaded yet so I’ll put them here next week 🙂

The experience made us hungry so off to Settebello Pizza we went! The Nutella pizza was all Angel’s idea, but I still ate half hahhaaaa…

After I got home, I went straight into a food coma and passed out with Hunter!

I’ll leave you with some shameless selfies, Hunter attempting some play time and some silent lightning…

This is my birthday week wohoooo!!! My actual birthday is on Saturday and on Thursday I’m taking off to Montana! First time visiting there! Got any tips? Plan to hike and avoid being eaten by a bear!

That’s it! Catch ya later!

XXX Puma

Doctors, More Doctors, and Everything Else…

I feel that all I did last week was running to different doctors appointments. Unfortunately my shoulders are hurting pretty bad again. Wake up several times at night from pain, but get some relief from getting my cold sleeves from the refrigerator usually at around 4am, sliding them on and I can then get a couple more hours of sleep. Been Googling, ChatGPT’ing and getting advice from people who had rotator cuffs issues on what to do.

First off I was going to a rheumatologist. Never even heard about that. I was specific when booking it that I wanted cortisone shots in the front of my shoulders if they didn’t find any other issues with me. Long story short, I was seen by a student who after a few questions just said, yeah, probably a tear in your rotator cuffs. Asked if I wanted to do bloodwork for auto immune diseases. I said I emailed them my bloodwork from a month ago and maybe she can check if there were answers in there. “Naaah, there probably won’t be” she said and asked again if I wanted to bloodwork. I asked where the Dr is since I wanted to see if I can get cortisone shots. Turns out the Dr was not even there. At this point I just said thanks and left. I wrote them later about my experience, they apologized and I received a full refund.

Managed to find another orthopedic Doctor. The first place I went to before didn’t have any appointments until end of August. After examining me he didn’t want to give me Cortisone since the first shots should’ve taken care of the area where I have pain now. But I got stronger painkillers and muscle relaxers. Which he forgot to send to the pharmacy so I’m still waiting for them. Going to book an MRI for when I’m back from Sweden.

You woud think 2 appointments would be enough. Nope, got a UTI too so popped by an urgent care and popping antibiotics now. Does it sound like I’m feeling a bit sorry for myself? Yup, you’re correct! But came across this great quote – ‘pain is inevitable, suffering is optional’, so I try to keep that in mind and remind myself that it will get better! Makes me also think of people who have way worse conditions, pain, etc, so I’m going to cut my bitching right here!

Can’t just deal with pain. Had to be a bit vain too and get some Botox. Was recommended this great place from a friend and wrinkles are smoothing out as I write here 🙂

When not being at the doctors or being vain, work had to be taken care of 🙂

I’ve gone for walks which always makes the pain better and have done exercises at home. The other day when I got on the walking path around 2pm, I see a man standing in the grass watching his dog run around. Because it’s so hot at that time not many people walk the trail. I pretty soon realized that he is naked. I’m pretty close when he sees me and hastily bends down to pull on his shorts. I walk past and he greets me. I say hello back and continue walking hahahaaa… Not totally kosher I guess, but I didn’t get too nervous since he had a dog and just seemed to be a nudist!

Yesterday Hunter was lying on the sidewalk right outside the house. I hear yelling and I run outside. He is all puffed up and in staring contest with a woman and her dog on a leash. All of a sudden he bluff charges them. I yell at him and he luckily comes to me and lets out a little growl while not breaking eye contact with the intruders on our street. I asked the woman if they were OK? Luckily she was chill and nothing happened. I apologized for my ‘sons’ behavior and I think he was guarding our house as their car was parked right by my drive way. When we were inside I gave him a treat and said he was a good boy protecting our street and house LOL… He was not too upset though and lied down outside on my broken umbrella that fell over. Yeah, it will be trashed later than sooner…

Also went by REI yesterday to look at some hiking gear for my trip to Sweden. My shoulders will somehow have to survive the hiking trip, because I’m too excited about it! I’m thinking of getting this backpack since the one I have is for men, and not a perfect fit.

Other than that, I observed and helped Greg when he was shooting Angel this week. He is so good and creative and he lets me experiment too under his watchful eye 🙂 Got a hair appointment tomorrow, seeing Angel, and then DMV on Tuesday. Got to pack too and as European weather is very moody, better bring something for every possible season! This is how I feel when I think about packing… I ‘d rather nap!

Hope you are in good health and if you got leftovers of it, send it my way 😉 Will write to you from Sweden next week!

Hugs, Puma

Girlfriends, Playtime, Being Creepy…

One of the best things this week was having my wifey Sandy visit. Even though it was way too short of a visit, it’s still better than not seeing her!

We had a full day shooting, laughing, and catching up with Angel and Kayla.

A little video clip… I can only keep it together for so long 🙂

Had a little break, so I used Freya’s booty as a pillow.

I can’t help it to be a bit of a creep. Tyler was napping and if you fall asleep around me, you just have to suit yourself…

After a day of hard work, you deserve Settebello Pizza! Freya and Jersey waiting for their share…

Had so much to talk about, but since the next day required us to make more smut, and we’re not 20 anymore, off to bed we went!

I have an awesome fan who sends me great outfits to shoot in and wear, I put some of them to good use…

There was a soft opening of a new place in downtown Vegas this week called Electric Mushroom. We went to check it out and it was a pretty cool spot! I think my self-made mushroom shirt was a spot on outfit for the place!

Then we had a ‘group activity’ with Kayla, Angel, Tyler, Kyla and Sofie Marie. A very funny shoot and I love when you’re being productive and at the same time, having the best time amongst like minded friends! Kayla managed to get us sponsored with food from Dave’s Hot Chicken that we devoured after our activities. So good!

I was pretty exhausted after all the action, but made sure I handled my gym business, shoulder work with Ron and a relaxing walk…

Hunter is out and about or sleeping in the guest bedroom that looks something out of Fifty Shades of Grey 🙂 Kayla was also over and he basked in the extra attention…

Sometimes we manage to time our toilet breaks at the same time hahahaa…

This upcoming week I have appointments with Ron, Botox injections, and a hair appointment. Got to pimp myself up for Sweden 🙂 Need to shoot and pop by REI to look at some hiking gear too. Now I’m going to do Ron’s homework exercises and make some food.

You got anything to share?

XXX Puma

Another Fun and Busy Week…

Started my week the best way by hitting the gym with Ava. She is hilarious and a voluptuous work-out partner hahahaaa…

On Tuesday it was content day and some of it was holiday themed 🙂

And I played a housekeeper…

When you start your week strong you need to balance it with some rest too, so you can face the rest of the week. My & Hunter’s mantra…

Hit the gym on Wednesday and worked on my gains for 2025. Or could be for 2026…

On Thursday I went over to Angel’s and we had a blast (as always) shooting with Greg.

Got home late because we got carried away during our shoot 🙂 So tired, but made this amazing hot chocolate from these chocolate bombs. Angel bought them for me from Sam’s Club. You just boil milk and drop one in and it melts and open up with mini marshmallows inside. If you see them, buy them and devour them!!!! They’re delicious!

On Friday I finally got my hands on Sofie Marie. She is the same height as me and a sweetheart! We shot some hot and hilarious stuff. Somehow we ended being knocked up LMAO…

On Saturday I was invited to a Xmas party and I ate like there was no tomorrow. Barely made it out of the house when leaving hahhaaa… But it was fun and tasty!

Hunter is my constant companion or at least keeps an eye out on what I’m up to. Unless he’s napping…

Today some friends arrived in town and are staying with me and Hunter. We just got back from dinner at Red Rock Casino and it was super good. Tomorrow morning a touch-up on Botox and then maybe some city sights. On Friday I have a Swedish/Finnish Xmas foodie party so got to start prepping 🙂 Considering if I should make another cup of hot chocolate or just give up and go to bed and read? Hard decisions hahhahaa…

What are you up to? Prepping for the Holidays? Staying home or travelling?

XXX Puma

It’s Been a Fun Week…

Last Sunday I thought I might as well go get that Xmas tree. Said and done!

Do you have a tree up yet? I just need some presents under mine now… Lmk if you need my address to send me some 🙂

On Monday I went to the gym with Kayla. So much fun going with a friend. She did so good that she deserved a spanking after hahahhaaa…

After she took me to a thrift store and showed me a cool pirate bar 🙂

Dropped her off at her house and had to say hi to her cats. Look at the little T Rex legs on the dark one. Sooo cute!!!!

Shot some ‘stuff’ LOL…

On Tuesday I went to get some fat and Botox injected. Angel was nice to come with me since I really don’t like needles. As we say in Swedish “vill man vara fin fÃ¥r man lida pin“. Kind of translating to ‘if you want to look nice, you have to suffer a bit…’. I never had laughing gas and when they offered it to me I quickly accepted. Didn’t make me laugh so much, but felt a bit light headed and the needles didn’t feel so bad!

On Wednesday we took one of Angel’s dogs to the veterinarian because she wasn’t herself. Turns out she probably just pulled a muscle or something, so thankfully nothing serious. They are spoiled at the same level as Hunter 🙂

We tried a new coffee shop, Savor Coffee, and it was good!

Had a pickleball lesson outdoors. I love it, but get so frustrated when I miss or hit bad. I want 1 lesson, OK make it 2 max, and then I want to be a full blown pro!

Very important – Finland’s Independence Day was on Friday!!!

On Friday night it was time to catch up with Ava Devine. I’ve known her for a very long time and I love her! There are some crazy fun stories about our shenanigans in my book too. She had made tacos and the only picture I got was us being us hahahaaaa…

I had a shoot booked for yesterday. Got a text in the morning that the other girl had to cancel. Luckily Kayla could replace her. It was a cat fight video. I shot a cat fight with Kayla many years ago and she’s not messing around! We had a blast and I was exhausted after wrestling her around hahahaaa…

We went to a shop after without cleaning our faces and people took a detour around hahahaaa… I also stopped at Petco to get Hunter some treats and a store worker asked if I was OK? I said I got beat up, but then had to tell the truth that it was all make up…

And Hunter? He is keeping a watchful eye on what decorations the neighbours are putting up and I think he approves of this snowman 🙂

Other than that he mostly likes to cosy it up. He might be hibernating part time…

Tomorrow I’m going working out with Ava. Also plan to practice more pickleball! Have a couple of fun shoots next week and then we’ll just have to see what else comes along 🙂

Monday is a great day, because if you fuck it up, you still have 6 days to try to make the week better! There you go, some Puma wisdom for you! Now go and have a great week 🙂

XXX Puma

Bit Of This and That…

Started my week popping by Tatiana and getting my third and final set of NCTF injections. I sometimes wonder how I’d look if I would’ve stayed all natural? No lip fillers, tattooed eyebrows, lower face lift, Botox and whatever other injections I’ve had, and what color would my natural hair actually be? Too late to wonder about that, will just keep injecting, lasering, lifting, cutting and coloring hahahhaaa…

Had to catch up on a lot of work. Custom orders and the regular smut 🙂

As I’ve said before, Hunter likes to be involved and it’s not always helpful. Here he just planted himself in the middle of the shot and we had to take a 5 min break to pet him and finally convince him to pick another spot…

Had another class of lighting. So much fun to learn and it’s amazing how much you can change the feel of a photo with different lighting. We also practiced copying the lighting from different shots. I picked a photo of one of my favorites directors, Quentin Tarantino!

Some selfies from this week. I bought this awesome hair cap from Japan….

And this weeks pics of Hunter. He thought my bra was a perfect headrest hahahaa…

A couple of more shots from my shoot at the love hotel in Tokyo 🙂

Yesterday I came across my mushroom micro-dose pills. Decided to take one. Normally I don’t feel anything from them, but yesterday I felt it kick in. Had a good feeling and then later I got huge munchies and had to order pizza and snacks. Only overdid by a little on the sugar ratio LOL…

I did go to the gym too but forgot to take pics as proof, so you just have to take my word for it. That’s pretty much all I had going for me this week. Next week I have more work, school, and gym planned. How about you?

XXX Puma

New places, Botox, dance…

A guy at the gym told me about a place called Laguna. I decided to Uber there and check it out. It’s now one of my favorite spots to drink coffee and work at. There are stores, offices, food, and the design of the place is very cool. I was also chasing after this black cat who I think lives there, but he could care less about me. – “Don’t you know who I think I am”

There are always new places opening here. Took a new route home walking one night and discovered this new cafe/restaurant. When the sun sets, they project silent movies on a wall there. Decided to try it out and definitely going back. It’s called the Treehouse.

One of the girls at the new gym is a dancer. I love dancing, but don’t really have any moves. I asked her if she would be willing to teach a class or two. Wow, sooo much fun even though I felt like a tree trunk trying to copy her moves hahahaaaa…

Can’t just waltz around trying new places so here’s proof that I work too 🙂

Dropped by for some Botox too…

I also applied for the Fjällräven Polar 2024. You have to do three challenges and in December they will choose 20 winners who get to go on an Arctic Expedition with Fjällräven next year. It sounds so amazing. It’s not too late to apply and do the challenges if you are interested. Here’s the link – https://foxtrail.fjallraven.com/articles/challenges-fjallraven-polar-2024?sc_src=email_5047628&sc_lid=513245132&sc_uid=SdfqStOQHN&sc_llid=834&sc_eh=217bca01252d904f1&utm_source=FJR_en&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=en_Brand_FJR-POLAR-APPLICATION-JOURNEY-WEEK-1-E2-FINAL_20231030_&utm_content=AUTOMATIONS

Tomorrow the last challenge is revealed. Cross your fingers for me 🙂

Next week on Wednesday I’m heading to San Miguel de Allende for the retreat. I’m very excited about it as it’s going to be different from previous experiences. We will be doing ceremonies of Ayahuasca, mushrooms, San Pedro and Bufo. I will be returning next week late on Sunday so probably won’t hear from me then, but I will update on Instagram (@thepumaswede) and here as soon as I can 🙂

And here’s a photo dump of Hunter and I!

Hugs, Puma

Fun Times

Sooo, other than doing the Changa ceremony a couple of weeks ago, I was invited to a Mexican ‘Día de Muertos’ celebration in Xochimilco. Like Halloween, but more about celebrating the dead than costumes and candy 🙂 We started by having some food and drinks in this tent in the middle of the farm fields.

There was an ofrenda and you could place photos of people or pets that have passed. An ofrenda is like an altar that you place the photos there so the dead can pass through from the other side and visit. You also place things they liked there too like chocolate, drinks, etc. People sang songs and we could then talk or send greetings to our dead. Very beautiful…

We also got these carved pumpkins to light up. Then we went to their field for flowers and got to pick some to places on graves.

After, we took very shallow boats through canals to the cemetery. I think they usually transport their crops on these boats. These pics are in color, but they look like black & white photos. Such eerie light. Very Halloweenie like 🙂

After like 20 min on the water we docked and walked to the cemetery. Wow, one of the coolest and most beautiful sights I’ve seen. So many flowers and lights. People sitting by the graves eating and playing songs the dead used to like. It wasn’t sad, more like a celebration of the ones that passed to the other side. Some graves didn’t have anything on them so we placed our flowers on them…

Very happy I got to see this and I think I will go visit a graveyard here each Halloween… And speaking about ofrendas. Someone had made this one for their dogs, fish & turtles on the side of a walkway. Love it!

Had to put in some work too. Don’t mind me, I’m just being sleazy over here…

Working on the gains too. They’re just not happening fast enough… Or at all?

Some work on Psychonaut Explorer too. And these t-shirts are hopefully ready this month. My favorite ingredients for some enlightenment LOL…

Then I got invited to an event for Guess and Marciano. Dyana who owns the hair salon where I do pretty much all my beautifications like hair, nails and lashes. She was sponsoring the event so I got to go and tag along. Luxury to get pimped out at the salon first. And to have Champagne before 8am. Suits me just fine…

Some beautifications require stronger means and went to get Botox with a friend. Friends that do Botox together, stay together 😉

I went to a private house concert. If I could add another talent to my already vast library of talents (maybe a joke), it would be to sing or play drums.

They have a lot of meet-ups here in the city. Everything from partying, ladies groups, hiking, selling things etc. Yesterday one of them invited who-ever-wants-to-come to a picnic in one of the parks. Decided to go and check it out and it was great. Met some really nice people. Some of us also went and checked out an art exhibition close by…

My favorite thing to do now is to cuddle with Hunter. He is just so sweet and has settled in just fine. He talks, eats and sleeps a lot 🙂 Even able to have the balcony door open and we like to relax out there together 🙂

That’s about it. I leave you with some giant blueberries and a Hulk-like me 🙂 Enjoy your Sunday and grab next week by the nuts & lips 😉

Kisses Puma

Fun times in…

…Sweden! So much to do and family & friends to see. Just got back from an amazing weekend paddling a kayak, camping and finishing with a stay at a hotel with a friend. Just have to go through (and censor) closer to 300 pics before posting them 😉

In my last post I said there was a party at my friend Linda’s. I did need some recovery, but I’m too restless to just chill. And I need coffee in the morning whatever state I’m in… Me and my sister went for a walk and found this amazing spot called The Nut House. They had a restaurant, shop and a gallery. And the hammock that I took a siesta in…

Then it was time to visit my friend Katrin and Bingo with more friends. They’re all very entertaining & hilarious and it was a full day of BBQ, sauna and catching/cracking up.

Too much laughing with my cohorts also required a dose (or a couple) of Botox. Wrinkles from laughing are great, but I have to control them a little, unless I want to rename myself to Puma the Raisin…

Every now and then I have to work too. Luckily I have a pleasureful job I enjoy, so it makes it easy 🙂

Then Nelly stepped in and said it was enough smut for one day and crashed my shoot…

Also went over to my friend Anneli. I pretty much go from one household to the next and eat & drink! Stole her kids ponies and tried burning 5 calories from all the snacks consumed.

The rest of the crop. Family, eating, starstruck, Nelly and creativity kicking in!

Hope you’re living it up this summer where ever in the world you are! Sending you virtual hugs from a safe distance 🙂

Puma