What happened…

…last year? I went through my photos and made a short recap from Jan 2019-June 2019. Hopefully have the other 6 months of the year ready by tomorrow. I love going through pics and getting a throwback of what I’ve been up to. Realized that the best parts have been friends & family visiting us here in PR. Sophie Dee was first. Great time and I hope she comes back this year 🙂

January

In Puerto Rico there’s a big party (there’s always a party for something) in Old San Juan to finish off Christmas and the holiday season. Went with Masha from Russia 🙂

I liked the first pic so included it and in the second pic I make empanadas for the first time! So good! Don’t mind the tits LOL

February

Our friend Emily came visiting from San Francisco. For some reason I think someone being on the toilet is a perfect Kodak moment hahhaaaa…

Participated in my first Chinchorreo. Basically on Sundays people go around Puerto Rico from bar to bar drinking, dancing, and eating empanadas. There are bars everywhere! Our gym had rented a bus and we went around all day, up in the mountains, and sometimes I don’t even know where we were. But there were drinks so who cares!

In the end of February we went to Costa Rica. I hope to go back there and stay longer. Been once before and it seems like there’s a lot more to explore! Amazing beaches and hikes.

March

From Costa Rica we flew straight to Bali. It was like 2 days of traveling! But Bali was worth it!

It was even worth having this monkey pee on my backpack at the monkey Sanctuary in Ubud hahhaaaa…

April

Was supposed to go back to PR from Bali, but flew straight to Los Angeles. Filmed a mini documentary about my life based on my book. Also filmed me participating in Nude Art LA show which was very naked hahahaaa… Just the way I love it! And the funniest shoot was me and Sandy playing superheroes. We had to reshoot bunch of times cause we just cracked up laughing!

Also when in LA I shot with Cherie DeVille for the first time. Wow, what a cool chick! So down to earth and funny as fuck.

And one of her dogs was just as cool!

From LA i continued to Sweden. They’ve realized my greatness in Sweden finally and named a tram station after me. Kind of…

Shot some more in Sweden and partied it up with the girls at Club Prive. Stockholms best strip club that I love to party at!

One of my last days in Stockholm we decided to sneak in to a public swimming pool and shoot some nudes. Even though we were there at 6am, we got caught. Ooops… Luckily they where cool and a smootch can get you far 🙂

May

My friend Diana came to Puerto Rico from Sweden. A lot of adventures and visited Vieques island for the first time. Wow, what a place. Beautiful beaches and horses running around the whole island!

Also did Gilligan’s Island in the south, Ocean Park and always at least one party 🙂

I had my first mammography. A little tricky with big ass implants, but they didn’t inflate them hahhaaaaa…

June

Took a trip to New York. Love NYC and great to see Amy Andersson. You always crack up when hanging with her! Also did some gymnastics, saw Brooklyn, Metropolitan Museum of Art and had dinner and drinks with friends.

Then my sister and friend Linda came to visit PR. Sightseeing, beaches, snorkeling at Icacos – an other great island right outside PR.

Masha had a surgery so I helped her recover by putting a wig on her and obviously dressing the part of a nurse myself!

Was suppose to fly to Florida and connect to Sweden, but…. The plane was delayed so ended up going back to NYC for a night and flying from there the next day 🙂

That was pretty much my first 6 moths of 2019. Like I said, the rest of the year is hopefully coming 🙂

Kisses, Puma

Barely time to…

…sit my ass down here in Sweden! There are lunches, dinners, friends, family, party, work, and training! I’m not complaining, but please give me 8 hours of sleep tonight! I came home at 8am today from Club Prive after a great party! Only pic respectable enough to post hahhaaaa…

My friend Karina has a great house by the lake, so last week we spent a whole day with graceful jumps into the water, chatting, and barbecuing with a beautiful sunset.

I did another shoot with an amazing photographer and got some supercool pics. Just a couple of samples now, but more to come! To see more of his work or to book him – Instagram @joakimoscarsson72

I finally got to try the restaurant Två Små Svin and had lunch there. Amazing food and such a cool place. Recommend it to everyone, and they had an awesome selection of Snaps too 🙂

You never have enough bras, and my size 65I, so when you find a store that has it, you buy them all! If you need large sizes, check out the Danish brand Chase and thank me later 🙂

Catching some tan…

I do a lot of stuff in the public because I love to see people’s reaction. My friend Diana and I talked about how important size is. I go by the motto – “the bigger the better” on pretty much anything hahhaaaa… If you wonder about men’s ‘equipment – it’s also important, and if anyone claims differently they probably are trying to be nice 😉 The sausage in the pics is a Swedish Falukorv and of perfect size hahhaaaa…

So you don’t think all I do is have fun, here are some gym pics… It’s fun, but why does it have to take so long to gain an ass???

Tomorrow hopefully swimming in the ocean and some relaxation! Enjoy your weekend, and as one of my favorite quotes says – “You never remember or talk about the night you got 8 hours of sleep…” so DON’T stay out of trouble 😉

Kisses, Puma