Exploring & Tasting PR

I’m continuing to explore Puerto Rico. On my wishlist has been staying at Royal Isabela hotel. I finally booked 2 nights there and all I can say… WOW! The hotel has 20 freestanding casitas and a private beach you can hike down to. My favorite thing to do was to wake up in the morning, sit in my private backyard, drink coffee, and watch the ocean.

On the second morning when tanning by the pool this lizard came strolling by. He drank out of the pool and then strutted along… Maybe my naked butt offended him hahahaaa…

The beach was a 10 minute hike down. It’s a 2 mile long beach and I never saw any other people there. This place is paradise on earth! There were enough Kodak photos ops of the ocean, waves, and palm trees for a lifetime. I tried creating Sports Illustrated photos while wrestling a giant palm leaf… Very fabulous if I may say so myself!

A couple of more pics. The restaurant at the hotel was pretty good too. Great views over the hotels’ golf course, and me throwing down some poses, nothing new there 🙂 Maybe just the new bikini which was probably more suitable to fit a Barbie than a human!

I liked it so much that when checking out, I asked for the next availability. They are very booked, but I got 2 nights in March!

After Isabela we drove down to Rincon. Booked a great Airbnb spot there. Rincon is a chill beach town and supposed to have great surfing if that’s what you’re in to. Found this little farm-to-table spot called Sana and the food was soooo good! I’d eat here every day if I could!

Checked out town at night. Tried a restaurant, but it just felt overrated and overpriced so not going to mention it.

In the morning this cat was peeking in to the airbnb apartment. Me running over instantly offering cuddles, but it mostly seemed to want food… Or maybe he just checked out the weirdo human posing in front of the mirror hahhaaaa….

A new taste experience last week was at a new restaurant that just opened up here in San Juan. Triple WOW on the experience! It’s called Orujo, Taller de Gastronomia. The chef comes out and welcomes you like you’re at home. There’s no menu and he doesn’t tell you how many dishes he’ll serve. Something between 14-20 he said. He told us the story about how he and his wife started serving food to friends first, and how they ended up here with this restaurant. All the dishes were incredible and I will definitely eat here again! My food photography is not the best so check out their IG @orujotaller to see all the cool stuff they make! There’s a pic of baby eels I thought was noodles, until the chef pointed out the ‘noodles’ had tiny eyes!

Read a great classic book and I can see why it’s a famous. “The Day of the Jackal” by Frederick Forsyth. Such an exciting read about how this man was planning to execute the president of France. The planning, details, police work, suspense… If you need a great and exciting book, this is it.

Talking about books. Not sure you know I wrote a book? “My Life as a Pornstar”. Great read if you ask me, hahahaaaa… You can get it on Amazon as a paperback or the Kindle version. I also now signed a deal for it to be released as an audiobook in Finnish too 🙂 Hello, Pulitzer prize anyone?

I have more pics and stuff to write about, but Masha the Russian just called and wants to go paddle-board and I need a tan so bye for now…

Hugs, Puma

Having my final…

…days in Sweden and it feels a bit sad to leave my family & friends on Monday. At the same time I’m very excited to go back to Bali, and luckily friends and family will visit 🙂

As always I save all the boring crap I have to do to until the last minute and then stress about it. Botox is something I like to do in Sweden, and my mane demanded some attention, but everyone is on holiday & places are closed. Luckily I managed to squeeze myself in, with my wrinkles meeting their match against Botox, and my mane was tamed, so I’m good now! I’ve never been a fan of “age gracefully”, and plan to nip, tuck, cut, laser, and whatever else is needed till the day I go out with a blast!

Catched up on gossip while at the hairdressers yesterday and look who I found 🙂

Also had a meeting with some TV people yesterday. Because the last show I did was really fun and well received, I think Swedish TV needs and is ready for more Puma! Going to pitch some ideas and keeping my fingers crossed 🙂

My friend Linda cooked up a moose steak because she wanted Andrew to taste some traditional Swedish food. So good! I feel better eating a wild animal that has been roaming in the woods until its’ final day, instead of animals kept in captivity with no access to outdoors. Linda’s cat Moses seemed to like moose too.

I made a bet with Linda’s son that I could beat him on the monkey bars after dinner. If you don’t know, I have the confidence of Kanye West and always believe I will win. Somehow. Whatever the competition is about and whether or not I have any skills at it. Do I always win? Fuck no… Did I beat Linda’s son? Nope…

I shot some footage for my adult channels as well, and I like to stick with the old classic scenarios such as the maid…

Caught while doing the laundry…

Oh, you know, I just got back from the gym…

Now I’m heading out for some shopping and lunch with my friend Karina. Her birthday is this weekend too, and I’m looking forward to the party. Don’t think she’ll appreciate me jumping out of the cake naked, so I have to try find some other gift for her 🙂

Laters, Puma

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Friday and it’s party time! Going out with Katrin who definitely knows how to party! I don’t like being told to slow down or chill, and Katrin just keeps the same pace. She might not get half naked, but otherwise she’s the best company if you wanna have fun! I erased the word ‘mellow’ from my vocabulary a long time ago. A mellow night out? Boooriiing…

Haven’t had time to take any pics, so here’s a couple of #flashbackfriday pics from Katrin’s 40th birthday in Nice a couple of years ago. It was one for the books! Yes, she hired some male strippers too hahahaaa…

OK, need to put the warpaint on, then it’s cheers and ‘in i dimman’ as we say in Swedish (in to the fog). Pretty accurate cause it all tends to get pretty foggy the later it gets hahahhaaaa.

Kisses, Puma