Last day…

…before Christmas Eve. I’m in Sweden now and we expect Santa Claus to show up tomorrow, the 24th! Since it’s a well known fact that Santa is from Korvatunturi in Finland, he probably handles the Nordic countries before he deals with the rest of the world 😉 OK, before I jump to Christmas, I’ll share some Puerto Rican happening first… I just haven’t had the time between Tulum and Sweden.

We were all very grateful for good health and delicious food on Thanksgiving. Oh, it was nice to dress up a little too and be a bit fancy-pants for once. We ate at the restaurant 1919 at Condado Vanderbilt Hotel. One of my favorite meals is always a beef tartar and this one was superb! Sat outside after taking in the views of the ocean and big waves.

Since the gyms in PR now only are allowed to run at a 30% capacity, we taken to work out in the park. It’s sunny pretty much 360 days of the year in PR, you always get to work on your gains (and tan) in the sun. I also enjoy the big lizards that come really close to inspect on you.

By chance I also came across a yoga studio. I really liked when we did yoga in Mexico and I am always in the need of more mobility and stretching. A very chill place with great people. In some places people are so advanced, standing on their heads and shit, I feel like I’m there by a mistake. This place suits me perfect as it mostly pretty basic yoga moves and no one asks me to stand on my head!

Rented paddled boards one day too and went out on the lagoon. I love the Puerto Ricans who strap coolers and containers on their boards and then have a picnic on the water. One day I will try this out with a pizza and a couple of local Medalla beers! A couple will be enough or I’ll fall off the board 🙂

Of course there’s not a week without me creating content.

Sometimes I’m bad at exploring the places closest to me. Always think I have to cross the globe to find something new and exciting. Took a walk and never knew there was a beautiful walkway around the fort in Old San Juan. WOW. The best part is that there are so many cats there. A local cat sanctuary feeds them here and some of them are super friendly and come up to you. I wish I could take them all home with me!

Since I was in this exploring mood, we also tried a new restaurant close to us where we’ve never been. It’s called Jungle Bird and it’s this funky little place. They always update their menu, hence the menu written on boards they bring to you. Same with the drinks, so you most likely get to try something new if you go back. I definitely will 🙂

Couple of more selfies. Can’t waste the opportunity when you got your face paint on 🙂

It’s been busy days here in Sweden. Shooting for the new project which we plan to launch fully in January. More info coming, but please follow us on Instagram ~ @pussitive_

Will try to squeeze in one more post before 2020 ends. I had a week in LA before Sweden, some Christmas pics and probably some other randomness 🙂 Now off to get in Xmas spirit 🙂

Wish you all the very best! Stay naughty cause it’s so much more fun 😉

Kisses, Puma

Back on the grind

Haven’t checked in here for a bit as I’ve been busy being productive on some other things. Even though I always have the feeling of ‘I could or should do more’, I like how things have been going lately. I’m working on a new project now. It’s something entirely different and new for me. I hope to include it here on my blog so you can follow my progress 🙂 Been filming for it as I hope to document my results on video.

My choice of relaxing after work is going to the beach, and Puerto Rico has a lot to offer. Here are pics from one of my favorite beaches here, Playa Piñones, with my favorite Russian and Frenchie 🙂 Even threw down a couple of squats and push-ups just to show off…

The second time with Masha that we’ve gotten a flat-tire on the way home. Luckily there was a shop really close, and 10 minutes later we rolled out with a brand new tire!

When I just want a quick dip, I walk down to the lagoon in the middle of the city here. No waves and perfect spot to read and relax. Or just float around in between a set of giant lips lol…

Shot a bunch and I think my favorite was playing a maid. Not to be confused that I’d actually be a good maid, just great at playing one 😉

And variety makes it more fun. Got a favorite?

Been consistent with the gym too. A bit hard to work out with a mask on, but I rather do that than not be able to work out at all… If I could by gains off Amazon I would lol 😉

Got to make sure to indulge in those calories & carbs too. Favorite spot for weekend brunch is Tostado. These pumpkin pancakes with all of the extras check the requirements on the nutrition list – NOT! But soooo goooood!

Other than beaching, creating content, and working out I’ve finished 2 books. Since I love reading and have read some other great books, I’ll make it my priority to include them in my next post here 🙂

Oh, also cops came by us twice. We usually keep the front door open to let air in, and all of a sudden 2 cops in full gear appeared at the door. They were looking for someone named Jose, that’s supposed to live at our address. Told them no Jose here, and they left. The next day 2 other cops show up asking for Jose again. Still no Jose and since then, no more cops… Puh, thought they were finally coming to get me 😉

Some leftover pics. I got a salmon cooking and got to eat, so adios for now 🙂

Kisses, Puma

Back in Puerto Rico

Hello Puerto Rico, heat, and jetlag. It’s always a couple of days of readjustment time when you come back here. Especially since it was getting colder in Sweden, the heat right hooks you in the face! Oh, and back on with the face masks. But other than that, it’s great to be back and have summer again 🙂

Some pics from Sweden. Here having some birthday brunch at Grand Hotel in Stockholm.

After __ glasses of Champagne it felt like a great idea to take some bathroom selfies with Karina. Only person behaving in these pics is Uma Thurman on my t-shirt hahahaaa…

Karina bought a horse and I went to the stable to see if I still had my horse skills. I think I do… Only managed to get stepped on, and now I have a blue toe. But hey, no one died…

You don’t take a pic of it, it didn’t happen. So here’s my proof that I went to the gym more times than a bar or a club. Usually it’s the opposite!

When you try to claim you’re a blond, you better be a little bit more convincing than me! But now I’m back being a blond 🙂

Talked about sex and hopefully get to go on TV and talk more about it. I believe the youth need proper education about sex, and not just have porn as their education.

And of course there was the smut.

That lasted until the cat stepped in and said there was one pussy too many in the picture now…

And these are the leftovers. Me, Andrew, big ass seagull, cute dog at the cafe, coffee and nature.

Hope you all are doing great. Last quarter of this year. Time to get all your sh*t together and finish strong 🙂 Or at least that’s my plan. You have one?

Kisses, Puma

I love Utah!

Having the best time here! If I have to start with one great thing, it’s the gym. It’s so big, and it has pretty much every type of exercise modality you could want of including lifting, Crossfit, Pilates, Spinning, and Aerobics on 2 floors!

The Krav Maga intro class was also great. Unfortunately it’s a bit of a drive, so my ass kicking will be on hold for a bit…

Coffee to me is as important as working out. My favorite place so far is Alpha Coffee, and I always stop by here before the gym. It’s also a great place to work at, so 10% of my day is spent here hahhaaaaa…

Did another hike this past weekend. It was pretty much uphill for 2,5h, but so worth it. The coolest part was seeing a moose enjoying the spot as well. Obviously I started with coffee before hiking to fuel up on caffeine!

I was pretty much exhausted for the rest of the day after that!

If you’re not a fan of nature and moose pics, here is me 🙂 Produced some content…

Which wore me out and napping was required…

Bogi is a companion here, and I just can’t sneak any snack by him…

Some pics from a shoot before I left Puerto Rico. Too good to pass up on 😉

Time to work folks! Hope you all are having a great start to this week! Just grab it by the nuts!

Kisses, Puma

Beach, training, shooting…

Been a productive week. Watching and reading what’s been going on in the world after the tragic death of George Floyd, I wanted to somehow support and try to make a difference. I decided to donate to https://www.blackgirlscode.com/. You can vist their page to read more about their work. I will also keep my eyes open for other ways to support and try to make a change.

This week when taking my walk I ran into a girl that handed me this note. It says – “You are important. You are enough. Be different.” I thought it was a really great thing to do!

My sewing machine is being put to work. Can’t say that all of the finished items look the way I imagined they’d look though. Learning as I try and fail 🙂

On Wedneday the water went out in our city. Well, the ocean is filled with it, so we went to the beach! Perfect photo op and Nina decided her ass needed some exposure too!

Luckily the water came back later because I had sand in every crack!

Found a great workout page on IG @westco.pt. Grabbed some water jugs for weights, and now my legs & arms still hurt hahhaaaa… And yes, if you spot the Xmas tree in the one pic, I’m too lazy to take it down…

Important to check for gains after every workout. Result – None LOL…

More beaching in the ocean and lagoon…

Who says you can only wear a bikini to the beach? I own too many to just have them on at the beach!

Went to brunch at Bistro Cafe this week. Amazing food and huge portions. If you come to Puerto Rico you must eat here! I overdid it and ate so much I didn’t need food for the rest of the day!

More content because there can’t be too much…

Be different, be kind, and enjoy your weekend!

Hugs, Puma

Another wohoooo!!!

Things are starting to look up! Finally got my hair done, and that’s definitely a wohooo! Not sure anyone here can relate, but when you shoot pics and videos every week with your hair being a mess, it kind of puts a damper on it! The last days before getting it done I just put it in a bun so I didn’t have to see the mess hahahaaa… But now it’s done! And pink!

Thought of just staying blond, but how can you resist this? Could’ve been a brain he gave me 😉

And this is the best hairdresser in Puerto Rico. Even got fed by Jaime’s mom while getting fixed up 🙂

So now that the hair is looking back in business again, so am I 🙂 Some of the stuff before the hair got done…

Look at the difference! I’m looking all smart pretending to read…

I did my second class of self-defense last weekend. It was as awesome as the first time, even though I don’t always throw my limbs in the right direction. I missed taking pics of myself because I was busy trying to master some Kata that had a similar name to a sushi roll…

The dog park had a spontaneous sangria evening and I obviously participated. There were great snacks for both humans and dogs… Instead of arriving home after a power walk all healthy, I came home buzzed and a belly full of snacks!

Masha the Russian came over and showed me what her latest exam was about. Looked like stuff I can understand and probably could’ve scored some points on if it would’ve been a practical exam hahhaaaaa…

Then just some other pics when out and about with more clothes on…

Laters, Puma

WOHOOOO!!!

Can’t describe the excitement I felt earlier this week when they announced that they will start opening up places in Puerto Rico again. Stores, restaurants, and especially the beaches with some restrictions. The announcement said it’s starting next week on Tuesday, but we saw people swimming yesterday. That’s it! We decided to get an early start today and head to the Piñones beach. Masha the Russian and Nina the Frenchie picked us up at 8am.

It was amazing to be on the beach and in the ocean again! Obviously I overdid it with no sun screen, and floating around in the waves for over an hour. I’m a bit the color of a lobster now hahahaaaa…

Since Masha is becoming a doctor I thought it was a great idea to demonstrate my knowledge of how a birth happens…. You can say I was reborn today!

Hope you had an awesome Sunday too and will enjoy Memorial Day tomorrow 🙂 Any plans? I’m mostly excited for my hair appointment on Tuesday!

All the best! Puma

Best of this week

Hope you all had a great week! I thought I’d list my ‘bests’ of this week!

Best new future skill – I’m not sure what to call this class, but I went because I want to learn self defense. I mentioned last week to a guy at the dog park that I’m interested in learning self defense. Long story short, this guy, George (he has some Spanish name, but his dog’s name is George and he said it’s OK I call him George too) turns out to be some karate guy. He also used to do free classes in a park to teach people here in Puerto Rico. Well, classes are back on, and I went yesterday. There were 2 other guys that came too in full karate gear like Karate Kid. Bunch of people watching on Zoom as well. I saw images in my mind of me being used as a bad example, and getting my ass kicked. Well, turns out it was a blast, I didn’t get my ass kicked, and I can’t wait to go back next Saturday! I only got a picture of the George’s (the dog George in the background). I didn’t want to ask the 2 full blown pro’s to do a photo sesh of me being a bad ass (think a female Jean Claude VanDamme in pink hair).. Next time!

Best short shirt of the week. Don’t believe one size fits all… Could also be categorized as best under-boob-shirt of this week…

Best fitting shirt of this week…

Best laugh this week…

Best (instagram safe) pic I managed this week…

Best dog in the dog park! A rottweiler. Had 2 of them growing up and they’re the best!

There’s got to be a worst of the week too. I got the munchies, what can I say…

Oh, an other best of the week is a text from the guy who does my hair. He is back in business so hopefully this or next week I can get my hair done!!!

Love, Puma

Past week

A big thing happened this week! Gusto’s, one of the best coffee places here in San Juan, opened up again! It’s like 5 minutes from our place, so we pretty much visited them daily before Corona hit and they closed. They re-opened on Wednesday, and as soon as I was out of bed and dressed I walked over.

I met this awesome gentleman who rescued this cool kitten!

One of our favorite grocery stores opened it’s doors too. Almost felt like stuff is getting back to normal again! Something left on my wishlist is that Puerto Rico would open the beaches again, and that Marshall’s would open. Marshalls being my to-go-to store for pretty much everything; avocado oil, snacks (which I can not pass on because they have the line to the register lined with chips), clothes, hair products, kitchen utensils, towels, and every other unnecessary thing you can think of…

Lot of fans online now, so been a busy week as usual shooting and creating fantasies, sleazing, and teasing. I also thought everyone would be happy with a party theme, so I got a bunch of party supplies from Walmart and threw a party 🙂

Oh, I forgot to mention that I need the hairdressers to open up too. It’s getting so bad I need a wig now!

Most likely online shopping…

The whole working out thing is pretty much a fail, but I managed 2 workouts this week. One at home, and then running/sprinting up a hill. I really liked it and will try to make it a routine! Go Puma!

Saw this beautiful stingray on one of my walks too…

Other than that I’ve been reading & sewing. Now off for another walk around the lagoon. Oh, and happy Mothers Day if someone here’s a mommy 🙂

Hugs, Puma

Recommendations

I’ve been binging on movies, series and books at night. Thought I would recommend a couple, and feel free to share yours too 🙂

Awesome series that I started watching yesterday ‘Schitt$ Creek’. Only watched 2 episodes, but they were very funny!

I usually don’t think horror movies are that scary. This one though – ‘The Ritual’, did a pretty good job of spooking me. It also takes part in the Swedish woods 🙂

Another comedy series – ‘Community’. Really funny and Chevy Chase is great!

Also watched ‘Honey Boy’ which is supposed to be about Shia LaBeouf’s life and is written by him too. He also stars in the movie. Dark, but I liked it.

I discovered a new author – Tim Dorsey. I never read anything from him, but the stories are hilarious and weird. I loved these 2 books and have now ordered the first ones in the series. I don’t think you have to read them in order. I don’t even know how to summarize these, just that they are so good!!! You can read about them online because there’s a bunch of books by Tim.

Other than TV and books I made some tasty peanut butter balls.

Oh, and we had the picnic on the rooftop which was great!

Content never takes a break, and there’s been some live shows too. Perfect entertainment when stuck indoors 🙂

Now they require face masks here in Puerto Rico if you go to the store. Also they announced that everything will be closed here Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. I’m taking a walk to the store now to stock up on some Easter goodies for the weekend 🙂

Kisses, Puma