YAY, at 2am last night power came back to our block! The air conditioning kicked in and I was finally able to sleep kind of normal. I’ve been sleeping on a sheet on the floor, with a pillow under my hipbone, because it’s the only place that’s been slightly cool! Like when the water was gone for 4 days, you don’t really get how comfortable it is to just press on/off on a light switch. And coffee! Just being able to make coffee at home is a luxury. A little worrisome that some people just now have been reporting loss of power again. We still have it, but there was just a tremor 30 min ago that Google says was 5.2. But I stay hopeful 🙂
Went to the gym this morning. Practicing my pull ups on the rings now. Goal is 5 in a row. Loooong way to get there…
Shot some content today too when I could power up my lamps and have some AC and fans on! I might melt the internet otherwise 😉
A couple of pics when I used every candle I could find and the flashlight to have some light at home 🙂
Our street with only the lights at the end of it working…
Been eating out everyday and found a great co-working space with lights, AC and wifi…
Yesterday I went to Jaime so he could fix my hair. Love the pink! Maybe pretty obvious…
Now going to watch TV with AC blasting 🙂 What’s your plans for the weekend?
…but someone has got to do it 😉 With the holidays (and parties) I had a long list of custom videos to shoot. Shot a couple in Swedish, most in English, and even got to play a stepmom and a nurse. If you need me Steven Spielberg, I’m right here!
Didn’t get my last 6 months of 2019 put together today. Instead I’m showing you my ass at the gym yesterday. Andrew said around 10am that he was going to the gym. -“Whaaaat?!?! They’re not open the day after New Years!” Well, Andrew had called and unfortunately for me, they were open! Pulled myself together and off we went. And I did feel amazing after 🙂
This was me looking towards 2020 on a walk on New Years Eve…
Even tried to sparkle a little on New Years…
But couldn’t resist the bed at 11pm. Only heard the fireworks at midnight and that was enough…
I bought some Swedish candy for some friends here in Puerto Rico to taste. I even hid it from myself. Now I think I will have to dig that candy bag out and finish it! They won’t even know I had candy for them hehheeee…
…last year? I went through my photos and made a short recap from Jan 2019-June 2019. Hopefully have the other 6 months of the year ready by tomorrow. I love going through pics and getting a throwback of what I’ve been up to. Realized that the best parts have been friends & family visiting us here in PR. Sophie Dee was first. Great time and I hope she comes back this year 🙂
January
In Puerto Rico there’s a big party (there’s always a party for something) in Old San Juan to finish off Christmas and the holiday season. Went with Masha from Russia 🙂
I liked the first pic so included it and in the second pic I make empanadas for the first time! So good! Don’t mind the tits LOL
February
Our friend Emily came visiting from San Francisco. For some reason I think someone being on the toilet is a perfect Kodak moment hahhaaaa…
Participated in my first Chinchorreo. Basically on Sundays people go around Puerto Rico from bar to bar drinking, dancing, and eating empanadas. There are bars everywhere! Our gym had rented a bus and we went around all day, up in the mountains, and sometimes I don’t even know where we were. But there were drinks so who cares!
In the end of February we went to Costa Rica. I hope to go back there and stay longer. Been once before and it seems like there’s a lot more to explore! Amazing beaches and hikes.
March
From Costa Rica we flew straight to Bali. It was like 2 days of traveling! But Bali was worth it!
It was even worth having this monkey pee on my backpack at the monkey Sanctuary in Ubud hahhaaaa…
April
Was supposed to go back to PR from Bali, but flew straight to Los Angeles. Filmed a mini documentary about my life based on my book. Also filmed me participating in Nude Art LA show which was very naked hahahaaa… Just the way I love it! And the funniest shoot was me and Sandy playing superheroes. We had to reshoot bunch of times cause we just cracked up laughing!
Also when in LA I shot with Cherie DeVille for the first time. Wow, what a cool chick! So down to earth and funny as fuck.
And one of her dogs was just as cool!
From LA i continued to Sweden. They’ve realized my greatness in Sweden finally and named a tram station after me. Kind of…
Shot some more in Sweden and partied it up with the girls at Club Prive. Stockholms best strip club that I love to party at!
One of my last days in Stockholm we decided to sneak in to a public swimming pool and shoot some nudes. Even though we were there at 6am, we got caught. Ooops… Luckily they where cool and a smootch can get you far 🙂
May
My friend Diana came to Puerto Rico from Sweden. A lot of adventures and visited Vieques island for the first time. Wow, what a place. Beautiful beaches and horses running around the whole island!
Also did Gilligan’s Island in the south, Ocean Park and always at least one party 🙂
I had my first mammography. A little tricky with big ass implants, but they didn’t inflate them hahhaaaaa…
June
Took a trip to New York. Love NYC and great to see Amy Andersson. You always crack up when hanging with her! Also did some gymnastics, saw Brooklyn, Metropolitan Museum of Art and had dinner and drinks with friends.
Then my sister and friend Linda came to visit PR. Sightseeing, beaches, snorkeling at Icacos – an other great island right outside PR.
Masha had a surgery so I helped her recover by putting a wig on her and obviously dressing the part of a nurse myself!
Was suppose to fly to Florida and connect to Sweden, but…. The plane was delayed so ended up going back to NYC for a night and flying from there the next day 🙂
That was pretty much my first 6 moths of 2019. Like I said, the rest of the year is hopefully coming 🙂
Or I’m like 4h early saying that from Puerto Rico. But it’s 2020 in Europe among other places so rock out with your ______ out! Or something like that! I’m fighting to stay awake. Got home at 2am yesterday and slept so good on the flight I didn’t feel tired when I got home. My plan is to drink some rum on the rooftop and watch the fireworks. Slight chance I might be a sleep though 🙂
What are you up to or what did you do on NYE? Any goals for 2020? Resolutions? I pretty much only have stuff I want to focus on and one thing I want to improve. Focus on health and mobility. Too much smoking and candy in Sweden and not a single squat or stretch. And what I want to improve is this – I want to strike up more conversations with strangers 2020. I’ve “practiced” or experienced this lately and I love meeting new people. Talked to a couple from Kazakhstan on the train. A cop for severe crimes at a cafe in Stockholm. Chatted with a lady from Brazil before boarding my plane yesterday. All of these where interesting conversations and I think we’d do better if we weren’t so scared in approaching others. A lot can be learned, fun stories shared and new friendships made!
I was also planning on making a summary of 2019, but now I’m drinking wine and feel it could/should wait till tomorrow. Most of you are hopefully out celebrating anyways 🙂
So, Happy New Year to those who already are living up 2020 and to the rest of us, we’ll soon be there!
So tired on Friday, and was pretty happy when my friend Linda said she was too tired to do anything. Somehow she still ends up coming over in an Uber. -“Let’s just order food and chill”. Suuuure. My nephew ends up coming over with his friends and all of a sudden we’re getting ready to just go out ‘for a little bit’…
We actually ended up behaving pretty well for being us. Danced so much to old disco songs I had blisters on my feet the next day. But don’t worry, I relaxed a bit on top of the bar. And stretched my long legs while at it. Then we danced some more hahahaaaa…
Did a little bit of recovery Saturday morning with the cat. She insists on being as close to your face as possible. She probably would lie on top of my face if I let her. Can’t risk her claws and all the Botox trickling out LOL.
Then met up with an old friend Pia, for a ‘fika’. An other great spot in Stockholm for ‘fika’ and food is Älskade Traditioner. A 50’s inspired cafe with amazing sandwiches made with waffles instead of bread. I really recommend a stop there!
Came home and took a nap and then dinner with my sis and our cousins. Came home and watched Pulp Fiction. One of my favorite movies! After I saw it the first time I colored my hair black and cut it shorter. Put on a white shirt and black pants. Just like Uma Thurman when she danced with John Travolta in the movie. No one said I looked like Uma Thurman. Such a fail hahahaaaa…
Today was spent at mom’s. Cooking and helping her with some stuff. Always sad to say good bye 🙁 Hopefully back early next year though 🙂
Tomorrow flying back to Puerto Rico wohooooo… Not sure what we’ll end up doing for NYE yet. I wouldn’t mind spending it on the beach 🙂 What’s your plans?
…season and all the lights, candles, decorations, and that most people get a little nicer and smiles come easier! In Sweden you’re not supposed to set your Christmas tree up until 2 days before Christmas Eve, and then decorate it. I like to enjoy my tree for as long as possible, and last year the tree stayed up from Thanksgiving to June. It only came down because we were moving. I think this time my tree will be up for the whole year 🙂 Decorated it this weekend.
Of course I didn’t just throw some balls up in my tree, but it all had to be documented and filmed for content 🙂 In case you were wondering why I taste the #blueballs hahahaaaa…
And while in the holiday spirit and face painted, why waste it. Threw up some gold fringe curtains and shot that too…
This weekend I visited a pop art exhibit at the mall here. It was artist that had made pieces that you could interact with. I’m never one to shy away from a photo opportunity, so I went at it like a 5 year old would!
After working out yesterday I saw the chiropractor again. His name is actually Angel, which I think is as cool as being named Jesus. But after stretching me while having cups on I changed his name to Devil. It was pretty painful, but good.
Had to shoot a couple of custom videos after, and realized my backside wasn’t very photogenic! Luckily guys mostly pay attention to my front side anyways for some reason so it all worked out hahhaaaaa…
Went to the fancy mall last night because Andrew needed to get some outfits for St Bart. Andrew’s best friend is getting married there and we head out tomorrow to celebrate. I was just supposed to help and look for outfits. Instead I walked into a store and tried on a couple of dresses. The girl in the store was throwing compliments at me so I fell for it and bought them hahahaaa… Oh, didn’t take a picture of me in them, but I did enjoy the mirrors!
The couple getting married, Jeff & Ashleigh, are actually coming to Puerto Rico today so taking them for some coffee and food today 🙂
…days left in Puerto Rico before a trip next week, and then off to Sweden for Christmas. I wanted to finish a lot of stuff, but instead I got overwhelmed and decided it’s a good idea to go and drink coffee while making a plan. That led to me not getting as much done as I wanted, and and then I was pissed. Luckily nothing is too urgent, and the world will keep spinning tomorrow even if I continue drinking my coffee and planning hahahaaa…
I saw a doctor finally about my spider veins and he injected them. I really hope it works because they bug me! Final results will show in about a month he said.
Shot a bunch of stuff too. Content is king they say, but I say I’m queen 🙂
Got a couple of pics from my shoot in Phoenix too. Love the way they turned out and I think this is a pretty perfect “LBD – Little Black Dress”.
Joined another gym and trying it out. Making some progress on my pull ups…
This pic is an inside joke. If you watched Game Of Thrones and remember when Theon Greyjoy got his dick chopped off? In the next shot Ramsey is eating, and you are made to believe it’s the chopped off wiener. Found this Italian sausage and made me think of the scene…
So, Thanksgiving tomorrow. What’s your plans? I’m going to a friends house for potluck 🙂
My Spanish doesn’t extend much beyond Hola, Como Estas so I better make use of it when I can 🙂 OK, I do have a few more words in Spanish, but it would be so cool to be fluent in a 4th language. Too bad I’m lazy 😉
Not so much new here. So I decided to book a trip to LA for next week. See friends, shoot and usually manage to party at least once! I stay with my one of my best friends – Sandy, and her family when out there. I love her family and kids, even though I’m exhausted when I leave. The kids are pretty much attached to me from the moment I open my eyes and then it’s goes something like this: -Puma, are you awake (I was not). Puma, how long you going to be in the shower (I haven’t even turned it on yet). Puma, do my make up too (in worst case they do mine) and so it goes hahahaaa…
There are great waves in Puerto Rico now and finally took our bodyboards to the beach and hit the waves. A bit too big and strong for my taste, but it was fun! Didn’t get any pics of me in action… But my ‘floating devices’ made an appearance 🙂
And hey, I staged a shoot with the boards in case you where really curious about them 😉
I shoot a lot of custom orders and some of them makes you get a creative 🙂
Are you dressing up? Partying? Trick or treating? Guess where I started my Halloween? At the dentist!!! I’m really not a fan of the dentist (who is) and I’d choose the gynecologist any day of the week over the dentist! Maybe not a big surprise hahahaaa… But luckily I have found a great dentist here in Puerto Rico! He explains everything and is so gentle that I’m pretty confident when I go here. Had to wait a bit today and since I don’t like to sit around and waste time, I threw in some stretches while waiting…
People travel from ‘mainland’ US to this dentist cause he’s so good and it’s cheaper over here. Take a vacay to Puerto Rico and fix your canines at the same time! The place in called Ashford Dental in San Juan if interested.
I love wearing costumes, but in then middle of moving, waiting for power and internet I didn’t plan anything for today 🙁 Maybe this outfit I shot in this week can be some skinny & shiny version of The Hulk?
Or this one – Sporty Spice sending out some good vibes kinda…
Anyways, wishing you a Happy Halloween. Will upload a new book review tonite or tomorrow. Also getting my mane attended tomorrow!
I love the beaches here in Puerto Rico! Being jet-lagged and still living out of the same suitcases (still no power in the new apartment) I’ve been living out of for 3 months, the beach was nice relaxation.
Found our first piece of furniture, a couch, at Marshalls on Thursday night right before they closed. Just assumed they would deliver it, but nope. Managed to “hire” a nice guy at the store to help us, and at 9pm we loaded the couch on his truck and drove to our place. The next 2 hours were a nightmare. The new apartment is on the 4th floor, with no elevator and the stairs are tighter than a clenched butthole! The couch got stuck once, and we were pushing, pulling, tilting, sweating, BUT we and the couch made it! This is my bra after, and it’s not from my implants leaking…
Yesterday we went mattress shopping. One of the most important things because you spend so much of your life on it. Tested a bunch and decided on a Tempur-Pedic one. Super comfy for sleep and other activities 😉
After breakfast & coffee this morning I was ready to come home, shower, and shoot some stuff. Well, we got back home and the water is out. After some research and WhatsApp-ing we found out the water was cut out all over town. This due to a man falling into a hole in the ground with water up to his neck, suing the city, and now it’s being fixed. So fingers crossed there will be water tomorrow or I guess the ocean will do 🙂
