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Last 6 months

So here comes July to Aug 2019 🙂

July

We were in Sweden all of July. Decent summer weather for the most part so it was the usual partying, swimming, dinners, BBQ’s with friends and family. First thing always is to go to mom’s for her homemade meatballs with lingonberry jam!!!

My friend Karina has an amazing summer house by the lake. With luck it’s over 50 Fahrenheit in the lake in the summer 😉 Otherwise there’s a sauna and as a Finn, me and my sister always make them heat it up for us. Yes, even in the summer!

Blondes have more fun. Or at least these are more crazy hahhaaaa… With Carro and Katrin you never know how or where the night out ends!

Sometimes I have to work a little too. Had some fun photoshoots and love the Cuda car. Almost as cool as the Ford Puma I named myself after!

Always on the prowl for BIG melons!

Or ice-cream…

And just being my fabulous self…

August

Karinas birthday celebration…

Some other celebration. My sister loves feathers and insisted on everyone to be a bit less boring. Well, Andrew (with feathers of course) and Nelly the cat passed out on the couch. Party poopers! Some just can’t handle Swedish snaps LOL

Swedish paper reports about my plans on sex education…

From Sweden back to Bali… Linda came to visit and somehow we crashed into a rice field with the moped. The locals laughed their asses off. We agreed that it’s good to make people laugh. Don’t be too serious unless you break bones!

Probably still laughing from our crash…

More moped-ing, training, Diana visiting too and looking to get blown…

Oh, and cupping. I love it and recommend it if you got tight spots!

September

Still in Bali. In Bali you wear Bali panties! Sometimes a dress too..

For my birthday, (I’m still around 35 something), we went to Penida Island. Really cool place and really liked staying in the treehouse.

My sister came down. One of my favorite travel partners, and we’ve been all over the world together.

I found Swedish cheez doodles and ate the bag faster than you can say cheez doodles!

Hiking, feeding monkeys, and wearing a great push up bra 🙂

October

Back to Puerto Rico. Had so many packages that amazing and kind fans sent me for my birthday.

Catched up with Masha the Russian and her Frenchie Nina on the beach…

Spent more time on the beach…

Moved to a new place and shopped for furniture. I like cheezy & shiny things. Andrew did not agree to buy this bed hahahaaaa..

Fixed my teeth. Found the best dentist here in PR!

Saw my first classical concert performing music to a Charlie Chaplin movie. Very cool!

Me being me, doing what I do…

November

More is more. Less is not more. More pink please!

Missed my friend Sandy, her kids and family, so I flew to LA. Hanging out with friends, shooting, drawing with the kids, partying, and a lot of coffee from my favorite coffee places in LA!

Back to PR. Had 4 days with no water in town. Kind of realize how much you are in need of water and how we take it for granted. Thankfully baby-wipes are almost as good as a shower hahahaaa…

More coffee from Gusto’s. This cool ass cat just strolled in and hung out even though he was escorted out like 5 times…

Great Thansgiving with new friends!

And babysat Nina while mommy made town. Love her!

December

Well, that was like last month so just scroll down and you can see what I was up to 🙂 Highlights where going to St Barts and obviously spending Christmas home in Sweden!

Hope you enjoyed my recap of 2019. Oh, and here are my 9 most liked pics on Instagram.

Now I’m gonna eat a bucket of Ben & Jerry’s. Flavor Phish Food because I saw them in live in Vegas and it was awesome!

Kisses, Puma

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It’s a hard job…

…but someone has got to do it 😉 With the holidays (and parties) I had a long list of custom videos to shoot. Shot a couple in Swedish, most in English, and even got to play a stepmom and a nurse. If you need me Steven Spielberg, I’m right here!

Didn’t get my last 6 months of 2019 put together today. Instead I’m showing you my ass at the gym yesterday. Andrew said around 10am that he was going to the gym. -“Whaaaat?!?! They’re not open the day after New Years!” Well, Andrew had called and unfortunately for me, they were open! Pulled myself together and off we went. And I did feel amazing after 🙂

This was me looking towards 2020 on a walk on New Years Eve…

Even tried to sparkle a little on New Years…

But couldn’t resist the bed at 11pm. Only heard the fireworks at midnight and that was enough…

I bought some Swedish candy for some friends here in Puerto Rico to taste. I even hid it from myself. Now I think I will have to dig that candy bag out and finish it! They won’t even know I had candy for them hehheeee…

Kisses, Puma

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What happened…

…last year? I went through my photos and made a short recap from Jan 2019-June 2019. Hopefully have the other 6 months of the year ready by tomorrow. I love going through pics and getting a throwback of what I’ve been up to. Realized that the best parts have been friends & family visiting us here in PR. Sophie Dee was first. Great time and I hope she comes back this year 🙂

January

In Puerto Rico there’s a big party (there’s always a party for something) in Old San Juan to finish off Christmas and the holiday season. Went with Masha from Russia 🙂

I liked the first pic so included it and in the second pic I make empanadas for the first time! So good! Don’t mind the tits LOL

February

Our friend Emily came visiting from San Francisco. For some reason I think someone being on the toilet is a perfect Kodak moment hahhaaaa…

Participated in my first Chinchorreo. Basically on Sundays people go around Puerto Rico from bar to bar drinking, dancing, and eating empanadas. There are bars everywhere! Our gym had rented a bus and we went around all day, up in the mountains, and sometimes I don’t even know where we were. But there were drinks so who cares!

In the end of February we went to Costa Rica. I hope to go back there and stay longer. Been once before and it seems like there’s a lot more to explore! Amazing beaches and hikes.

March

From Costa Rica we flew straight to Bali. It was like 2 days of traveling! But Bali was worth it!

It was even worth having this monkey pee on my backpack at the monkey Sanctuary in Ubud hahhaaaa…

April

Was supposed to go back to PR from Bali, but flew straight to Los Angeles. Filmed a mini documentary about my life based on my book. Also filmed me participating in Nude Art LA show which was very naked hahahaaa… Just the way I love it! And the funniest shoot was me and Sandy playing superheroes. We had to reshoot bunch of times cause we just cracked up laughing!

Also when in LA I shot with Cherie DeVille for the first time. Wow, what a cool chick! So down to earth and funny as fuck.

And one of her dogs was just as cool!

From LA i continued to Sweden. They’ve realized my greatness in Sweden finally and named a tram station after me. Kind of…

Shot some more in Sweden and partied it up with the girls at Club Prive. Stockholms best strip club that I love to party at!

One of my last days in Stockholm we decided to sneak in to a public swimming pool and shoot some nudes. Even though we were there at 6am, we got caught. Ooops… Luckily they where cool and a smootch can get you far 🙂

May

My friend Diana came to Puerto Rico from Sweden. A lot of adventures and visited Vieques island for the first time. Wow, what a place. Beautiful beaches and horses running around the whole island!

Also did Gilligan’s Island in the south, Ocean Park and always at least one party 🙂

I had my first mammography. A little tricky with big ass implants, but they didn’t inflate them hahhaaaaa…

June

Took a trip to New York. Love NYC and great to see Amy Andersson. You always crack up when hanging with her! Also did some gymnastics, saw Brooklyn, Metropolitan Museum of Art and had dinner and drinks with friends.

Then my sister and friend Linda came to visit PR. Sightseeing, beaches, snorkeling at Icacos – an other great island right outside PR.

Masha had a surgery so I helped her recover by putting a wig on her and obviously dressing the part of a nurse myself!

Was suppose to fly to Florida and connect to Sweden, but…. The plane was delayed so ended up going back to NYC for a night and flying from there the next day 🙂

That was pretty much my first 6 moths of 2019. Like I said, the rest of the year is hopefully coming 🙂

Kisses, Puma

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Happy New Year!!!

Or I’m like 4h early saying that from Puerto Rico. But it’s 2020 in Europe among other places so rock out with your ______ out! Or something like that! I’m fighting to stay awake. Got home at 2am yesterday and slept so good on the flight I didn’t feel tired when I got home. My plan is to drink some rum on the rooftop and watch the fireworks. Slight chance I might be a sleep though 🙂

What are you up to or what did you do on NYE? Any goals for 2020? Resolutions? I pretty much only have stuff I want to focus on and one thing I want to improve. Focus on health and mobility. Too much smoking and candy in Sweden and not a single squat or stretch. And what I want to improve is this – I want to strike up more conversations with strangers 2020. I’ve “practiced” or experienced this lately and I love meeting new people. Talked to a couple from Kazakhstan on the train. A cop for severe crimes at a cafe in Stockholm. Chatted with a lady from Brazil before boarding my plane yesterday. All of these where interesting conversations and I think we’d do better if we weren’t so scared in approaching others. A lot can be learned, fun stories shared and new friendships made!

I was also planning on making a summary of 2019, but now I’m drinking wine and feel it could/should wait till tomorrow. Most of you are hopefully out celebrating anyways 🙂

So, Happy New Year to those who already are living up 2020 and to the rest of us, we’ll soon be there!

Cheers!

Puma Swede

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Not overdoing it…

So tired on Friday, and was pretty happy when my friend Linda said she was too tired to do anything. Somehow she still ends up coming over in an Uber. -“Let’s just order food and chill”. Suuuure. My nephew ends up coming over with his friends and all of a sudden we’re getting ready to just go out ‘for a little bit’…

We actually ended up behaving pretty well for being us. Danced so much to old disco songs I had blisters on my feet the next day. But don’t worry, I relaxed a bit on top of the bar. And stretched my long legs while at it. Then we danced some more hahahaaaa…

Did a little bit of recovery Saturday morning with the cat. She insists on being as close to your face as possible. She probably would lie on top of my face if I let her. Can’t risk her claws and all the Botox trickling out LOL.

Then met up with an old friend Pia, for a ‘fika’. An other great spot in Stockholm for ‘fika’ and food is Älskade Traditioner. A 50’s inspired cafe with amazing sandwiches made with waffles instead of bread. I really recommend a stop there!

Came home and took a nap and then dinner with my sis and our cousins. Came home and watched Pulp Fiction. One of my favorite movies! After I saw it the first time I colored my hair black and cut it shorter. Put on a white shirt and black pants. Just like Uma Thurman when she danced with John Travolta in the movie. No one said I looked like Uma Thurman. Such a fail hahahaaaa…

Today was spent at mom’s. Cooking and helping her with some stuff. Always sad to say good bye 🙁 Hopefully back early next year though 🙂

Tomorrow flying back to Puerto Rico wohooooo… Not sure what we’ll end up doing for NYE yet. I wouldn’t mind spending it on the beach 🙂 What’s your plans?

Kisses, Puma

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Routines

I usually don’t like too much of routines in my life. A little bit of planning and keeping deadlines is good, but I would hate my job to be a routine. I’d quit making movies and shooting content if it felt like I did it out of a routine. After all the feasting during Christmas now, I do feel like I want some of my habits back. Like training and eating healthy to start with! My sister, the paparazzi, snapped me buying ‘lösgodis’ yesterday. Been eating candy like my life depended on it hahahaaaa…

Did some shopping too and so good of the city to roll out the red carpet for me!

Got my sister to braid my hair too. I like it like this, but me making a braid is like a guy trying to paint nail polish… (yes, I once asked a guy to paint mine and half my fingers were pink)

And just because I also miss the Puerto Rican sun, here’s some sunny pics from a shoot I did in LA 🙂

Lat weekend in Sweden. Trying to not over do it hhahahaaaa…

Kisses, Puma

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Ho ho ho…

How’s your Xmas celebrations going? In Sweden we celebrated yesterday and mom gave us so much food I passed out after dinner! Yes, wearing sweatpants that stretch so I could eat more!

Watched movies, ate some more and that’s about it. This morning coffee in mom’s Finland-mug and a ham sandwich with mustard. Classic!

Today was not much different and I nursed my food-baby hahahaaa…

So tired of Xmas foods now so drank some bubbly stuff and went out for dinner with my sister and nephew…

I’m not much for decorations, but I surprised my sister with this today hahhaaaa… She just rolled her eyes, she’s used to this type of stuff by now 🙂

Kisses, Puma

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Party & “Fika”

It’s busy days here in Sweden. Trying to see and hang with my friends, family, throw in a party (or five), recover and obviously having a “fika”. Fika is in Swedish having a coffee. And maybe some bakery thingy too unless your worrying about 1000 carbs and your beach body 2020 😉

After a mellow dinner with relatives on Friday, I headed out for some wine with my friend Anton. A little wine quickly ended up popping some sparkling stuff and the party was on. Tried making new friends, but this guy was a bit stiff…

Went to a gay bar and then to Backdoor which is an awesome gay club in Stockholm. Sooo much fun and great music. I did an impromptu guest appearance on the bar topless and later arrived home missing my jacket and my Swedish phone – oooops! Shit happens, but a party is a party!

There is a legendary cafe in Stockholm. It was called Lisa’s Cafe for about 30 years. Now Lisa’s son Nicklas has opened it at a new location and it’s called Lisa’s Grabb. As in Lisa’s Son in English. They had some Christmas celebration on Saturday and today I went back for more “fika”. Everything is homemade, no fancy cappuccinos, just simple and so tasty! Don’t miss this spot if you visit Stockholm.

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I hope you all will be spending Xmas with loved ones! My family are skipping Xmas gifs cause no one needs anything and it’s like exchanging money. Instead we’ll be at my mom’s eating too much Finnish foods, wearing sweatpants and maybe have a snaps or two! I’ll try to put some of my celebration on my IG stories – @thepumaswede.

Kisses, Puma

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While on the…

…subject of surgeries, let me admit to other fixes as well. I have written before that I don’t plan to age gracefully! I love Botox, fillers and treatments. I think it’s also a bit addicting since I’m often in front of the camera. Makes me discover new dents, wrinkles, sun spots etc on my face more often that I wish hahahaaaa… Soooo, when I come to Sweden I go fix this.

On Wednesday I tried threads in my face for the first time. Felt like the corners of my mouth are hanging down. I was so nervous cause a friend of mine has done it and said it hurts like hell. First of all I hate needles and I don’t handle pain very well. Hadde the doctor, said that I don’t have a lot of fat in my face so it will probably hurt more. Well, I finally told him to just fix me up. He went in with 2 loooooong needles by my ear. A thin thread like a fishing line with small knots on it is pulled through. The thread then is pulled through and I could feel the knots go through my face-meat UGH! Pulled through and pulled up. I did survive and it wasn’t that painful after all. Happy with the results and topped it all off with some Botox 🙂

Look closely and you can see the threads coming out under my mouth. And here’s a picture of the needles and thread. If you’re in Sweden, I can recommend Doktor K for these type of treatments. They’re awesome!

Strict orders on not to open my mouth too wide for 3-4 weeks hahhaaaa… Suuuure! Anyways, I’ll try to behave for a couple of weeks!

Anyway, like my new t-shirt?

My shoot on Wednesday was a lot of fun. Will get some pics later and show you. But a couple of selfies though…

Now off to see my cousin and then I think I’ll go have some wine with a couple of cute gayboys. Puma & the twinks we call ourselves LOL…

Kisses, Puma

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Grand Hotel

Had a super nice stay at Grand Hotel in Saltsjobaden. Nice hotel with beautiful surroundings located right by the water north of Stockholm.

This is how happy I was going to the spa there…

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Later I had some amazing wild boar for dinner. Never tasted boar before. I like the fact that they been running around in the wild and not been bred for food in captivity! Skipped the Christmas food buffet they had. Somehow I know there will be a lot more of Christmas food coming before I’m done in Sweden!

Barely any guests at the hotel so it was very peaceful there. The breakfast buffet was tasty and I was the only one there at 7am.

Took the opportunity to shoot some content there too before checking out. Never miss an opportunity to create things others will enjoy heheheee…

Straight back to the city and met up with my friend Mark Levengood and Anton. Mark is one of the most beloved people in Sweden. I love his office with all kinds of weird and fun stuff. A lot of stories, laughter and pictures!

Then I met up with a photographer I never shot with. We wanted to see if we can come up with some cool stuff to shoot. Said and done and one latte later we decided we’ll shoot tomorrow. I think it will be different and not my usual nudes or selfies 🙂

Still a bit jetlag and hope to get a good nights sleep. Don’t want to show up looking like a zombie for the shoot tomorrow!

Kisses, Puma

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