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December 15, 2019November 20, 2025

Hello Sweden!

Barely had time to recover from St Barts. Just empty my suitcase from summer clothes and repack it with sweaters and jackets for Sweden. Flew Norwegian and had a layover in Oslo. I really like their airport. Very modern and a lot of fresh options for food. I opted for the biggest latte I could get my hands on and it was probably the best airport latte I ever had! The place is called Haven if you happen to be at Oslo airport, and want a great latte!

I’ve already been told that the weather in Sweden wasn’t the best. But stepping out in this grey, cold and rainy weather made me want to take the next flight back to Puerto Rico hahhaaaaa…

But what do we Swede’s do to cheer up? We party! Took a shower, painted my face and a couple hours later I met up with Katrin. She’s one of the best party-partners one can have! Started with dinner at Bank Hotel – I recommend it! Oh, also recommend an Espresso Martini. Then hit various establishments until we had enough hahahaaa…

It was a bit tough start the next day with barely no sleep and jetlag. Perfect to head home to mom and let her feed me 🙂 And take a nap on her couch!

Then pulled myself together and my sister made some Finnish/Swedish Xmas foods and more friends came over.

Not sure if it was the foods or Snaps that made us look like this… I’m happy to have friends who don’t hold back!

And do this…

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Was suppose to stay home, but we all felt the need for more party so went out for a bit. We all agreed on that one can sleep some other time…

My sister took this pic of me still sleeping… The bed too short or I’m too tall?

Yesterday back to mom’s again with my sister and nephew and she fed us more Finnish Xmas food! And I took an other nap on her couch hahahaaa…

The weather here is still the same, grey and rainy. Luckily me & my sis are checking in to Grand Hotel later today for some relaxing 🙂

Kisses, Puma

December 1, 2019November 20, 2025

Book Reviews

Finished 2 great books. The first one a big heavy one – “The Border” by Don Winslow. Exciting, but a lot of people to keep track of. Main character Art Keller is an old school guy fighting the Mexican drug cartel. Violence, torture, young guys with drug money, American politicians, and the police makes good action. I haven’t read the 2 previous books in this series, but I don’t feel you need to. In the video I also recommend another awesome book by Winslow – ‘The Winter of Frankie Machine’ – so good!

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Also finished the book – ‘The Girl who Lived Twice’ by David Lagercrantz. I love the Millennium series, and this is the 6th and final book. I read them all and I think the first books are more exciting. Still worth a read!

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I just have to post this picture of Andrew’s book taste. Anyone want a review? Hahahaaa…

And to all the Swede’s reading this – Glad första Advent 🙂

Hope you all had a great weekend! I will show pics from mine tomorrow 🙂 The picture on top of this post is from Saturday.

Kisses, Puma

November 27, 2019November 20, 2025

Only a few…

…days left in Puerto Rico before a trip next week, and then off to Sweden for Christmas. I wanted to finish a lot of stuff, but instead I got overwhelmed and decided it’s a good idea to go and drink coffee while making a plan. That led to me not getting as much done as I wanted, and and then I was pissed. Luckily nothing is too urgent, and the world will keep spinning tomorrow even if I continue drinking my coffee and planning hahahaaa…

I saw a doctor finally about my spider veins and he injected them. I really hope it works because they bug me! Final results will show in about a month he said.

Shot a bunch of stuff too. Content is king they say, but I say I’m queen 🙂

Got a couple of pics from my shoot in Phoenix too. Love the way they turned out and I think this is a pretty perfect “LBD – Little Black Dress”.

Joined another gym and trying it out. Making some progress on my pull ups…

This pic is an inside joke. If you watched Game Of Thrones and remember when Theon Greyjoy got his dick chopped off? In the next shot Ramsey is eating, and you are made to believe it’s the chopped off wiener. Found this Italian sausage and made me think of the scene…

So, Thanksgiving tomorrow. What’s your plans? I’m going to a friends house for potluck 🙂

Kisses, Puma

November 24, 2019November 20, 2025

Beaching…

I was dog-sitting Nina from Friday night to Saturday. Because she is so little, round and adorable, I let her sleep in bed with me. This is the face I woke up next to 🙂

Before Masha the Russian took off on Friday we had dinner and wine. We stopped by Walmart because I needed cleaning supplies, and instead I ended up getting pregnant 😉 Sorry, I have a weird sense of humor at times…

On Saturday morning we went to a beach I’ve never been to – Vacia Talega. So nice and barely any people there! And the water here is still warm like a bath.

Stopped for some pinchos & fresh cevice on the way home! Yum yum… I intended to take a picture of the feast, but we were so hungry I forgot about it!

That’s pretty much all I managed for my Saturday except for a nap, reading, and 3 episodes of Game of Thrones. Yes, I’m probably one of the last ones to watch it. I loved the books and still waiting for the 2 last books to be finished!

Kisses, Puma

November 22, 2019November 20, 2025

Hi & Bye LA

The week in LA passed by waaay too fast! I think I opened my computer twice when I was there, and the rest of the time we were on the go!

I took an Uber straight from the airport to meet up with Sandy for lunch at Erewhon. When we were leaving I couldn’t help myself, and just had to snap a pic of this dog taking care of his business. Did the woman pick it up after? Fuck no…

I had to do some shopping for outfits and toys for shoots. We are still wondering what this mini-penis is used for???

We made it down to OC too to see our friend Cindy. Always gorgeous and it was great to catch up with her!

Shot some cool stuff too, and it helps when your best friend is an awesome make up artist and glams you up! Thank you Sandy!

Oh, and the kids were pretty much constant companions from the moment we got back to the house. We were drawing, doing make up, dressing up, and then there were various made up games that I just went along with it hahahaaa… I think here we’re drawing kitty-town!

What do you do in LA on a weekend? Party! We did dinner and drinks, popped by 1Oak, and then we went to Raspoutine. I can say it’s the best club and music I’vev been to in a while, and I could’ve been dancing till 6am if they didn’t close at 2am!

No time to sleep in (or be hungover) when kids march right over you at 8am bringing balloons, and apparently it was picnic time in my bed right then!

I also made it to Phoenix, AZ to shoot a whole day with @dezertimagez. A lot of bikinis and skimpy outfits. Just my style 🙂

A couple of times I went to set with Sandy when she was doing make-up. I was obviously very helpful when not napping hahahaaa…

Somewhere in there I managed to squeeze in a mani-pedi, spotted this cool cat, went to a kids birthday party and got a dick-looking-balloon, saw 2 cool Porsches ( I want a GT3 by the way), and I even took pics of flowers like a grandma hahahhaaa…

I think that covered pretty much everything. I will give you a couple of my favorite spots in LA next. Also read a couple of great books, but now I need a latte and later I hope for wine with the Russian 🙂

Kisses, Puma

November 6, 2019November 20, 2025

Hola!

My Spanish doesn’t extend much beyond Hola, Como Estas so I better make use of it when I can 🙂 OK, I do have a few more words in Spanish, but it would be so cool to be fluent in a 4th language. Too bad I’m lazy 😉

Not so much new here. So I decided to book a trip to LA for next week. See friends, shoot and usually manage to party at least once! I stay with my one of my best friends – Sandy, and her family when out there. I love her family and kids, even though I’m exhausted when I leave. The kids are pretty much attached to me from the moment I open my eyes and then it’s goes something like this: -Puma, are you awake (I was not). Puma, how long you going to be in the shower (I haven’t even turned it on yet). Puma, do my make up too (in worst case they do mine) and so it goes hahahaaa…

There are great waves in Puerto Rico now and finally took our bodyboards to the beach and hit the waves. A bit too big and strong for my taste, but it was fun! Didn’t get any pics of me in action… But my ‘floating devices’ made an appearance 🙂

And hey, I staged a shoot with the boards in case you where really curious about them 😉

I shoot a lot of custom orders and some of them makes you get a creative 🙂

And sometimes a plain top & panty will do…

I did hit the gym too. A video from our warm up…

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That’s it. Gonna shoot some stuff today and get lashes done. I have an amazing book to recommend too, so I’ll try to get the review done 🙂

Kisses, Puma

November 1, 2019November 20, 2025

New Book Review

I read the book ‘Snowing in Bali’ while in Bali this summer. I think you should definitely read it if going to Bali. I admit I was clueless to Bali being a mecca for trafficking drugs… Interesting read, and I always appreciate books where the “real” people/characters behind the stories tell it personally with their voice. Anyone read Kathryn Bonella’s other book Hotel K?

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Today I spent the day at the hairdresser, and all I can say is PINK! I love color though, so might as well go all-in!

I went to the fancy-pantsy salons here in San Juan that charged a lot, but I was never happy. If I say I want blond, I mean blond and not just a couple of highlights, and they never got it right. A girl at the gym recommended this guy 20min outside of San Juan in some town, and he’s da bomb! He and his mom have a salon at home, and he is immaculate with his work. His mom tries speaking Spanish to me and brings me coffee hahhaaaa! Thank you @colorbyjaimej (IG)

From my coffee & food run yesterday…

Enjoy your weekend 🙂

Hugs, Puma

October 31, 2019November 20, 2025

Happy Halloween

Are you dressing up? Partying? Trick or treating? Guess where I started my Halloween? At the dentist!!! I’m really not a fan of the dentist (who is) and I’d choose the gynecologist any day of the week over the dentist! Maybe not a big surprise hahahaaa… But luckily I have found a great dentist here in Puerto Rico! He explains everything and is so gentle that I’m pretty confident when I go here. Had to wait a bit today and since I don’t like to sit around and waste time, I threw in some stretches while waiting…

People travel from ‘mainland’ US to this dentist cause he’s so good and it’s cheaper over here. Take a vacay to Puerto Rico and fix your canines at the same time! The place in called Ashford Dental in San Juan if interested.

I love wearing costumes, but in then middle of moving, waiting for power and internet I didn’t plan anything for today 🙁 Maybe this outfit I shot in this week can be some skinny & shiny version of The Hulk?

Or this one – Sporty Spice sending out some good vibes kinda…

Anyways, wishing you a Happy Halloween. Will upload a new book review tonite or tomorrow. Also getting my mane attended tomorrow!

Kisses, Puma

October 28, 2019November 20, 2025

Sunday Funday :)

Well, it’s actually Monday night, but I really had a fun Sunday 🙂 Masha picked me up and we drove to Fajardo and a great brunch spot there. I never been, but Masha been before and praised so much that I was drooling half the way there. It’s on top of a hill and you sit outdoors and can see the ocean. The owner asks for your name and tells you what fruits she has from her garden and that the pineapple comes from a neighbor. Then she brings out a tasty fruit platter to start with. I eat mostly protein now, but tasted some of Masha’s banana & coconut pancakes and they where sooooo goooood! If you are in PR, go here – Las Vista Cafe in Fajardo! Last picture is of owner and the chef 🙂

With full bellies we headed to the beach Seven Seas. The great thing here in Puerto Rico is that if you don’t mind walking a bit past the crowds, you can pretty much find your own secluded spot! Obviously I took advantage of that and shot some naughty stuff! But first, always make sure the bikini bottom is in the right place hahahaaa…

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Before you read the text underneath the picture below, can you guess what’s happening in it?

It’s me trying to deflate the floatie. We laughed so hard and I happy I didn’t deflate one of my implants while at it…

Was putting clothes on but this good song came on in the car and I had to show some moves!

After deflating, putting clothes on dancing we headed to the harbor and ate dinner. An ideal way to spend a day and I was in great mood again!

Woke up and checked the gym off the list of things to get done today!

Shot some stuff, show you later. Just finished the series True Detective season 3 and it was good. First season was the best I think, but still liked this and recommend it 🙂

Good Night! Puma

October 26, 2019November 20, 2025

Perspective

I’ve been annoyed and in a bad mood since yesterday and I don’t really have a reason to. Maybe cause the furniture is not putting itself together and the apartment is a mess. Yes, I created some/most of the mess, but let’s not focus on my faults here! I admit I have a short patience with certain things, like people telling a story for 15min before getting to the point which in the end is not even a good point! Aaaanyways, went to bed early last night in the hopes to go to the gym early cause that’s always a positive mood-changer for me. Well, after an hour in bed reading, there’s a huge and loud party starting somewhere very close. I’m not joking when I say it felt like I was participating in the party while in bed. I usually love how people just throw parties or puts music on wherever and at whatever hour here, but not last night! Resulted in me not going to the gym this morning because of lack of sleep and my mood was like a kid whose candy you stole!

Right then in the middle of me feeling sorry for myself and even thinking about crying a little a friend calls me. I know her from when we lived in San Francisco and a couple of days ago she posted on Instagram that she has cancer. I called her then and she said she’d call this weekend. It was so great to talk to her and we always had a very grim humor together and today was no different.

Me: How are you? Sorry, you got cancer, how the fuck are you?

Her: Heeey, yeah, got cancer, what’s up with you?

Cancer, like death, are uncomfortable to talk about. You realize that your petty fucking problems with an unbuild bookshelf is like ant-piss in an ocean in a comparison! She’s determined to kick this cancer-f*ck in the ass and I believe her! Our conversation ended with me saying I hope to visit her in SF soon. Not because of the cancer, but because she’s my number fan 😉 Our conversation gave me some perspective and decided go and make my nails bright pink instead of moping around!

Some pictures from this week from the gym. Not all sessions are a success, but hey, one day I might get the ‘skin the cat’ from hanging…