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Spent Friday night…

…at La Placita eating & drinking wine while watching people dance on the street with Masha. Managed to not overdo it and and came home at a pretty decent hour 🙂 We took Nina for a walk and snapped some pics while at it…

Spent some of Saturday putting furniture together and unpacking. Damn it’s time consuming, and I finally gave up and went to have some more coffee. Can’t wait to plug in the latte maker at home, get some fresh beans, and be making lattes at home!

Showered and put myself together for a movie-night with a live orchestra. We got invited by a guy at our gym who plays in the orchestra, and it was really cool. They screened the silent Charlie Chaplin movie ‘City Lights’, and the orchestra played the music for the movie. Didn’t think I’d enjoy it as much as I did…

Been lazy today, and my plan was to be in the new apartment all day to fix stuff, but didn’t make it or feel like it. I went to Old Town here in San Juan instead having coffee and reading. While there, there was a march due to cutting pensions!

I think this is all I’m going to accomplish for today other than watching a movie. A couple of pics of me, me, and me 🙂 I’m either dressed up or in whatever I find off the floor first hahahaaa…

Kisses, Puma

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WOHOOOO!!!

Then it all just happens at once – BOOOM! I now have internet in the old apartment AND after 2 visits to the new place to check the power, the 3rd time is charm!

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It was like the feeling when you are newly in love – everything is amazing, the sky’s the limit, and unicorns exists! Went up to the rooftop to admire the sky and maybe I went a bit overboard with my feelings hahhaaaaa…

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But seriously though – the sky looks pretty damn cool, I got internet AND power, and I’m off to drink wine tonight wohooooo! I’ll drink some extra for my mom too cause it’s her birthday today and we WhatsApp’ed earlier 🙂

Kisses, Puma

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Lost it a bit…

…last night and started looking for flights to either Sweden or LA. Yesterday we were told that the power was going to be on at 1pm. After I was done at the dentist, which I survived again, I walked to the new apartment. Took the 4 flights of stairs in a flash and opened up the front door. I’m kind of expecting fireworks to go off at this point when I try the light switch. NOTHING! No electricity, and some damn bird has gotten inside and taken 20 shits by the window. After being ready to finally move in to the new place, my mood dropped to the level of a bridezilla on PMS! Instead I went to the donut shop cross the street to use their internet and consoled myself with a Nutella stuffed donut. Felt a tiny bit better with the sugar rush until their internet also went down. Let me leave it at that, and be glad you didn’t have to listen to me bitching and moaning last night hahhaaaa…

Woke up in a better mood today. Ready to go to LA if we don’t get power or internet this week though. Feel relieved I have a plan at least, but it is now expected to be working this week so let’s stay hopeful!

My friend came over and we shot some smut. She’s funny and we shot some great content. A couple of samples…

I spent this afternoon at a cafe drinking lattes and editing some vids, booked my tickets home to Sweden for Xmas, sexting, emailing, and blogging 🙂 I will either get back to you excited to have power, or I might be in LA next. Catch me later 🙂

Kisses, Puma

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Chill b*tch!

I have to keep reminding myself that I’m very well off with food to eat, a roof over my head, and air conditioning (yes, very important here in Puerto Rico)! We’re still in our old apartment, and on Saturday the internet gave up! I’ll insert a curse in Finnish here – Perkele! Yes, it’s not the end of the world, but it’s very inconvenient when most of our work is online. We set up a connection through our phone hotspot, and in the evening we got a message from Google that they’ve billed us over $100, and are now slowing down the connection on our phones. No worries, chill and go out to eat a graze-board, and drink wine instead 🙂

Yesterday Masha the Russian came over for a break from her medical studies, and we ate brunch.

Took a walk by the lagoon too this weekend…

Usually we would watch a series at night before bed, but it’s impossible to stream using the hotspot now, so I spent the night reading. Almost done with an amazing book now. It’s very sad though, and I cried reading it, so I want to be done with it. You’ll get a review as soon as I’m done because I still recommend it 🙂

I almost forgot to tell you that I found (corrupted) a girl to help me shoot pics and videos now. She’s supercool, and I don’t think she’d even be shocked by me saying she needs to participate. Oh wait, that might be my imagination running a bit wild hahhaaaa…

Today after my workout I sent a message to our landlord to please please please fix the electricity at the new apartment and internet where we stay now. We can take bets on how many days it’s going to take… I’m at a cafe now trying to work, and hiding the nudes and dirty messages hahahaaa…

Kisses, Puma

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#flashbackfriday

I love scrolling through old pics and seeing what I’ve been up to and where in the world I’ve been. Old pics also show how looks have changed (not always for the best), and how I’ve moved from Sweden to LA, and then San Fransisco. I eventually went nomad and lived in Bangkok, New Zealand, Colorado and Puerto Rico for now. Love the memories made with friends and family! Picked out some #flashbackfriday pics for you 🙂

Visited the Facebook offices while I lived in SF…

AVN award show in Vegas a few years ago… Fake nails, fake tan… Fake it till you make it as they say 😉

Always love a good party, and I don’t half-ass it when I do it 😉 Luckily I have great partners in crime 🙂 Sandy & Cindy…

Nice glasses, but why so mad bro hahahhaaaa…

Another pic from AVN when I was signing for Naughty America! Amazing times! I think it was when I also thought it was fashionable to bleach your eyebrows. Fashion vs Puma 1-0 LMAO.

The release of my book “My Life as a Pornstar” in Sweden… Half expected a Pulitzer prize nomination for this masterpiece, but still waiting. You read it right?

Afterparty (and too many shots) in Bangkok…

I remember liking the pictures from the shoot so much… I look pretty damn adorable, right?

Even I’m not sure what’s going om here…

A Kodak moment according to me, but not sure if my friend Karina agrees hahahaa…

New Zealand where I’m pretty sure I’ll go again! One of my favorite places in the world! Overnight hiking and sand dunes…

Noa Noa Island was another paradise!

Healthy living has always been a big part of my life…

Hmm….

Leaving you with this image because I was happy with it too 🙂

Gonna have some wine now, and start watching the third season of ‘True Detective’!

Cheers, Puma

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Russians & Frenchies…

Before Russians and Frenchies – Good Morning 🙂

I wish it actually looked like these pictures when I wake up. Like in the movies when ladies wake up with perfect locks and light make up, supposedly to look natural and newly awoke with sexy sleep wear on. I took these pics earlier for a video, because in real life when I wake up it’s like I’ve spent an hour in a tumble-dryer, pillow marks all over my face, and naked because of the Puerto Rican heat!

Yesterday Masha (the Russian) and her dog Nina (the Frenchie) finally came over to catch up! My first friend here in Puerto Rico, and she’s funny, smart, and studying to become a doctor! Yesterday she told me how they had to wash and shave a dead person to prepare for further ‘examinations’ on him. Made me think if I should donate my body when dead for medical studies? Glad if my body can help in the search for a cure for some disease… Hmm, something to consider! We went to the beach and it was so nice because it had cooled down…

The other day I saw a pretty cool, but a little disturbing movie – ‘Climax’. It’s directed by Gaspar Noe who also directed ‘Irréversible’ which I loved. Great dancing and music in ‘Climax’, but it all goes apeshit weird and dark when the drugs kick in. I liked it a lot though, but it’s not you’re regular Netflix and chill movie!

Shooting some custom videos today and waiting for a mattress plus furniture delivery. Still in our old apartment hoping we can finally move in to the new place this week!

Leave you with some more ‘natural’ pics from my everyday life 😉

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Beach, couch, & no water…

I love the beaches here in Puerto Rico! Being jet-lagged and still living out of the same suitcases (still no power in the new apartment) I’ve been living out of for 3 months, the beach was nice relaxation.

Found our first piece of furniture, a couch, at Marshalls on Thursday night right before they closed. Just assumed they would deliver it, but nope. Managed to “hire” a nice guy at the store to help us, and at 9pm we loaded the couch on his truck and drove to our place. The next 2 hours were a nightmare. The new apartment is on the 4th floor, with no elevator and the stairs are tighter than a clenched butthole! The couch got stuck once, and we were pushing, pulling, tilting, sweating, BUT we and the couch made it! This is my bra after, and it’s not from my implants leaking…

Yesterday we went mattress shopping. One of the most important things because you spend so much of your life on it. Tested a bunch and decided on a Tempur-Pedic one. Super comfy for sleep and other activities 😉

After breakfast & coffee this morning I was ready to come home, shower, and shoot some stuff. Well, we got back home and the water is out. After some research and WhatsApp-ing we found out the water was cut out all over town. This due to a man falling into a hole in the ground with water up to his neck, suing the city, and now it’s being fixed. So fingers crossed there will be water tomorrow or I guess the ocean will do 🙂

Kisses, Puma

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Presents :)

Nothing better than coming home and having your PO Box full of presents! I know it’s supposed to be more fun to give, but hey, I admit I like to get surprises and presents more hahahaaa… I had my birthday when in Bali, so most of these gifts were from fans who thought I deserved to be spoiled – Thank You, I agree 🙂

I read about little kids getting millions of views, and dollars too, by posting videos of them opening presents on YouTube. So here you get me, although I’m not a kid, I’ve played MILF a few times, opening presents 🙂

Picking them up from the Post Office…

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First load… (Not the type of load you might be thinking of though, but load of gifts hahahaaaa…)

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Second load…

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Got like a whole new wardrobe, even though a bit skimpy, with everything from jewelry, shoes, tops, bikini, lingerie and cover ups! I’m good to go, and thank you to all you who sent me presents 🙂

Gonna sit down and order furniture now since I have none and the new place is totally empty…

XOXO Puma

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Back in Puerto Rico!

After flying across the globe we finally made home last night! We flew to Moscow first, and a young guy was arguing with the steward and stewardesses about 60% of the trip. He was sitting across the aisle from us. The crew was so nice, even though the guy was shouting and pointing with his finger in their faces. The argument was in Russian so I’m not sure what it was about since my Russian vocabulary is limited to ‘nostrovia’ 🙂 When we landed the police came aboard, and he was held while everyone else got off the plane. Police didn’t look too happy, and the guy stopped pointing his finger…

After the 13h flight to Moscow it was a 10h flight to NYC. First I watched ‘Blackkklansman’ which was better than I expected. Then I watched ‘Upgrade’ for the second time, which I highly recommend if you haven’t seen it.

The last stretch was 3.5h NYC to PR. Wohooo, made it even though I felt pretty groggy after a day and a half of flying ! Was supposed to go to our new apartment, but got a text as we landed that there is no electricity in the apartment. Luckily our old apartment was still free, and pretty much showered and crashed!

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Was supposed to post this video before I took off from Bali, but totally forgot so here;’s a belated Bali video for you 🙂

Before I left Bali I went all pink. Fixed my hair and nails so I would arrive in PR in style 🙂

When you have pink hair and glittery pink nails, what else???

Oh, and before flying it was perfect to have time to work out before. No work out pics but I love the gym clothes 🙂

Happy to be back in PR. My PO Box was full of presents and I’ll show it to you tomorrow. Will take a walk now to stay awake a bit longer 🙂

Kisses, Puma

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New week…

…new possibilities and opportunities 🙂 That was the phrase I’d hear every Monday when I worked in sales a long time ago. Basically just meant sell, sell, sell, and sell some more! I’m actually excited it’s a fresh week because I’ve been feeling pretty shit this weekend with some kind of flu. As a bonus yesterday I got red bumps all over my body from being bit by something. Itching so bad and feeling sorry for myself, I did the “guy” thing. You know, acting like you’re the sickest person in the world, and in soooo much pain and being soooo weak. Hahhaaaaa, sorry guys 😉 Luckily it works, and I guess Andrew felt sorry for me and ran and got me “feel better” stuff 🙂

My sister also left on Saturday. Always feels so empty when you have someone around from morning to night, and all of a sudden they’re gone. My sister and I get along great and had fun shopping, eating, talking, and running around town.

Before the flu got me I managed to pull myself together for some pics and video!

My plan is to be back to normal tomorrow. They always say “You can do whatever you set your mind on” so let’s see if it works! Don’t have time for no more flu because it’s our last week in Bali! Ugh, feels crazy. But got lots of stuff I want to do this week, so fuck off flu!

So, new week, new opportunities and challenges – go get em!

Kisses, Puma

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