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November 6, 2019November 20, 2025

Hola!

My Spanish doesn’t extend much beyond Hola, Como Estas so I better make use of it when I can 🙂 OK, I do have a few more words in Spanish, but it would be so cool to be fluent in a 4th language. Too bad I’m lazy 😉

Not so much new here. So I decided to book a trip to LA for next week. See friends, shoot and usually manage to party at least once! I stay with my one of my best friends – Sandy, and her family when out there. I love her family and kids, even though I’m exhausted when I leave. The kids are pretty much attached to me from the moment I open my eyes and then it’s goes something like this: -Puma, are you awake (I was not). Puma, how long you going to be in the shower (I haven’t even turned it on yet). Puma, do my make up too (in worst case they do mine) and so it goes hahahaaa…

There are great waves in Puerto Rico now and finally took our bodyboards to the beach and hit the waves. A bit too big and strong for my taste, but it was fun! Didn’t get any pics of me in action… But my ‘floating devices’ made an appearance 🙂

And hey, I staged a shoot with the boards in case you where really curious about them 😉

I shoot a lot of custom orders and some of them makes you get a creative 🙂

And sometimes a plain top & panty will do…

I did hit the gym too. A video from our warm up…

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That’s it. Gonna shoot some stuff today and get lashes done. I have an amazing book to recommend too, so I’ll try to get the review done 🙂

Kisses, Puma

November 1, 2019November 20, 2025

New Book Review

I read the book ‘Snowing in Bali’ while in Bali this summer. I think you should definitely read it if going to Bali. I admit I was clueless to Bali being a mecca for trafficking drugs… Interesting read, and I always appreciate books where the “real” people/characters behind the stories tell it personally with their voice. Anyone read Kathryn Bonella’s other book Hotel K?

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Today I spent the day at the hairdresser, and all I can say is PINK! I love color though, so might as well go all-in!

I went to the fancy-pantsy salons here in San Juan that charged a lot, but I was never happy. If I say I want blond, I mean blond and not just a couple of highlights, and they never got it right. A girl at the gym recommended this guy 20min outside of San Juan in some town, and he’s da bomb! He and his mom have a salon at home, and he is immaculate with his work. His mom tries speaking Spanish to me and brings me coffee hahhaaaa! Thank you @colorbyjaimej (IG)

From my coffee & food run yesterday…

Enjoy your weekend 🙂

Hugs, Puma

October 31, 2019November 20, 2025

Happy Halloween

Are you dressing up? Partying? Trick or treating? Guess where I started my Halloween? At the dentist!!! I’m really not a fan of the dentist (who is) and I’d choose the gynecologist any day of the week over the dentist! Maybe not a big surprise hahahaaa… But luckily I have found a great dentist here in Puerto Rico! He explains everything and is so gentle that I’m pretty confident when I go here. Had to wait a bit today and since I don’t like to sit around and waste time, I threw in some stretches while waiting…

People travel from ‘mainland’ US to this dentist cause he’s so good and it’s cheaper over here. Take a vacay to Puerto Rico and fix your canines at the same time! The place in called Ashford Dental in San Juan if interested.

I love wearing costumes, but in then middle of moving, waiting for power and internet I didn’t plan anything for today 🙁 Maybe this outfit I shot in this week can be some skinny & shiny version of The Hulk?

Or this one – Sporty Spice sending out some good vibes kinda…

Anyways, wishing you a Happy Halloween. Will upload a new book review tonite or tomorrow. Also getting my mane attended tomorrow!

Kisses, Puma

October 28, 2019November 20, 2025

Sunday Funday :)

Well, it’s actually Monday night, but I really had a fun Sunday 🙂 Masha picked me up and we drove to Fajardo and a great brunch spot there. I never been, but Masha been before and praised so much that I was drooling half the way there. It’s on top of a hill and you sit outdoors and can see the ocean. The owner asks for your name and tells you what fruits she has from her garden and that the pineapple comes from a neighbor. Then she brings out a tasty fruit platter to start with. I eat mostly protein now, but tasted some of Masha’s banana & coconut pancakes and they where sooooo goooood! If you are in PR, go here – Las Vista Cafe in Fajardo! Last picture is of owner and the chef 🙂

With full bellies we headed to the beach Seven Seas. The great thing here in Puerto Rico is that if you don’t mind walking a bit past the crowds, you can pretty much find your own secluded spot! Obviously I took advantage of that and shot some naughty stuff! But first, always make sure the bikini bottom is in the right place hahahaaa…

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Before you read the text underneath the picture below, can you guess what’s happening in it?

It’s me trying to deflate the floatie. We laughed so hard and I happy I didn’t deflate one of my implants while at it…

Was putting clothes on but this good song came on in the car and I had to show some moves!

After deflating, putting clothes on dancing we headed to the harbor and ate dinner. An ideal way to spend a day and I was in great mood again!

Woke up and checked the gym off the list of things to get done today!

Shot some stuff, show you later. Just finished the series True Detective season 3 and it was good. First season was the best I think, but still liked this and recommend it 🙂

Good Night! Puma

October 26, 2019November 20, 2025

Perspective

I’ve been annoyed and in a bad mood since yesterday and I don’t really have a reason to. Maybe cause the furniture is not putting itself together and the apartment is a mess. Yes, I created some/most of the mess, but let’s not focus on my faults here! I admit I have a short patience with certain things, like people telling a story for 15min before getting to the point which in the end is not even a good point! Aaaanyways, went to bed early last night in the hopes to go to the gym early cause that’s always a positive mood-changer for me. Well, after an hour in bed reading, there’s a huge and loud party starting somewhere very close. I’m not joking when I say it felt like I was participating in the party while in bed. I usually love how people just throw parties or puts music on wherever and at whatever hour here, but not last night! Resulted in me not going to the gym this morning because of lack of sleep and my mood was like a kid whose candy you stole!

Right then in the middle of me feeling sorry for myself and even thinking about crying a little a friend calls me. I know her from when we lived in San Francisco and a couple of days ago she posted on Instagram that she has cancer. I called her then and she said she’d call this weekend. It was so great to talk to her and we always had a very grim humor together and today was no different.

Me: How are you? Sorry, you got cancer, how the fuck are you?

Her: Heeey, yeah, got cancer, what’s up with you?

Cancer, like death, are uncomfortable to talk about. You realize that your petty fucking problems with an unbuild bookshelf is like ant-piss in an ocean in a comparison! She’s determined to kick this cancer-f*ck in the ass and I believe her! Our conversation ended with me saying I hope to visit her in SF soon. Not because of the cancer, but because she’s my number fan 😉 Our conversation gave me some perspective and decided go and make my nails bright pink instead of moping around!

Some pictures from this week from the gym. Not all sessions are a success, but hey, one day I might get the ‘skin the cat’ from hanging…

But I’ve always been good with balls 😉

I thought if I dress the part I might get some cleaning and organizing done, but no… At least I know where the washer and drier is now hahahaaa…

In the between of creating content I occasionally snap selfies, but sometimes forget to put the ‘props’ away LMAO…

I’m of the idea not to waste a decent photo so here you get a couple of more..

Might make an other attempt to put stuff away at home tonite. Or just hang with Nina and give her some meatballs 🙂

Kisses, Puma

October 20, 2019November 20, 2025

Spent Friday night…

…at La Placita eating & drinking wine while watching people dance on the street with Masha. Managed to not overdo it and and came home at a pretty decent hour 🙂 We took Nina for a walk and snapped some pics while at it…

Spent some of Saturday putting furniture together and unpacking. Damn it’s time consuming, and I finally gave up and went to have some more coffee. Can’t wait to plug in the latte maker at home, get some fresh beans, and be making lattes at home!

Showered and put myself together for a movie-night with a live orchestra. We got invited by a guy at our gym who plays in the orchestra, and it was really cool. They screened the silent Charlie Chaplin movie ‘City Lights’, and the orchestra played the music for the movie. Didn’t think I’d enjoy it as much as I did…

Been lazy today, and my plan was to be in the new apartment all day to fix stuff, but didn’t make it or feel like it. I went to Old Town here in San Juan instead having coffee and reading. While there, there was a march due to cutting pensions!

I think this is all I’m going to accomplish for today other than watching a movie. A couple of pics of me, me, and me 🙂 I’m either dressed up or in whatever I find off the floor first hahahaaa…

Kisses, Puma

October 18, 2019November 20, 2025

WOHOOOO!!!

Then it all just happens at once – BOOOM! I now have internet in the old apartment AND after 2 visits to the new place to check the power, the 3rd time is charm!

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It was like the feeling when you are newly in love – everything is amazing, the sky’s the limit, and unicorns exists! Went up to the rooftop to admire the sky and maybe I went a bit overboard with my feelings hahhaaaaa…

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But seriously though – the sky looks pretty damn cool, I got internet AND power, and I’m off to drink wine tonight wohooooo! I’ll drink some extra for my mom too cause it’s her birthday today and we WhatsApp’ed earlier 🙂

Kisses, Puma

October 17, 2019November 20, 2025

Lost it a bit…

…last night and started looking for flights to either Sweden or LA. Yesterday we were told that the power was going to be on at 1pm. After I was done at the dentist, which I survived again, I walked to the new apartment. Took the 4 flights of stairs in a flash and opened up the front door. I’m kind of expecting fireworks to go off at this point when I try the light switch. NOTHING! No electricity, and some damn bird has gotten inside and taken 20 shits by the window. After being ready to finally move in to the new place, my mood dropped to the level of a bridezilla on PMS! Instead I went to the donut shop cross the street to use their internet and consoled myself with a Nutella stuffed donut. Felt a tiny bit better with the sugar rush until their internet also went down. Let me leave it at that, and be glad you didn’t have to listen to me bitching and moaning last night hahhaaaa…

Woke up in a better mood today. Ready to go to LA if we don’t get power or internet this week though. Feel relieved I have a plan at least, but it is now expected to be working this week so let’s stay hopeful!

My friend came over and we shot some smut. She’s funny and we shot some great content. A couple of samples…

I spent this afternoon at a cafe drinking lattes and editing some vids, booked my tickets home to Sweden for Xmas, sexting, emailing, and blogging 🙂 I will either get back to you excited to have power, or I might be in LA next. Catch me later 🙂

Kisses, Puma

October 14, 2019November 20, 2025

Chill b*tch!

I have to keep reminding myself that I’m very well off with food to eat, a roof over my head, and air conditioning (yes, very important here in Puerto Rico)! We’re still in our old apartment, and on Saturday the internet gave up! I’ll insert a curse in Finnish here – Perkele! Yes, it’s not the end of the world, but it’s very inconvenient when most of our work is online. We set up a connection through our phone hotspot, and in the evening we got a message from Google that they’ve billed us over $100, and are now slowing down the connection on our phones. No worries, chill and go out to eat a graze-board, and drink wine instead 🙂

Yesterday Masha the Russian came over for a break from her medical studies, and we ate brunch.

Took a walk by the lagoon too this weekend…

Usually we would watch a series at night before bed, but it’s impossible to stream using the hotspot now, so I spent the night reading. Almost done with an amazing book now. It’s very sad though, and I cried reading it, so I want to be done with it. You’ll get a review as soon as I’m done because I still recommend it 🙂

I almost forgot to tell you that I found (corrupted) a girl to help me shoot pics and videos now. She’s supercool, and I don’t think she’d even be shocked by me saying she needs to participate. Oh wait, that might be my imagination running a bit wild hahhaaaa…

Today after my workout I sent a message to our landlord to please please please fix the electricity at the new apartment and internet where we stay now. We can take bets on how many days it’s going to take… I’m at a cafe now trying to work, and hiding the nudes and dirty messages hahahaaa…

Kisses, Puma

October 11, 2019November 20, 2025

#flashbackfriday

I love scrolling through old pics and seeing what I’ve been up to and where in the world I’ve been. Old pics also show how looks have changed (not always for the best), and how I’ve moved from Sweden to LA, and then San Fransisco. I eventually went nomad and lived in Bangkok, New Zealand, Colorado and Puerto Rico for now. Love the memories made with friends and family! Picked out some #flashbackfriday pics for you 🙂

Visited the Facebook offices while I lived in SF…

AVN award show in Vegas a few years ago… Fake nails, fake tan… Fake it till you make it as they say 😉

Always love a good party, and I don’t half-ass it when I do it 😉 Luckily I have great partners in crime 🙂 Sandy & Cindy…

Nice glasses, but why so mad bro hahahhaaaa…

Another pic from AVN when I was signing for Naughty America! Amazing times! I think it was when I also thought it was fashionable to bleach your eyebrows. Fashion vs Puma 1-0 LMAO.

The release of my book “My Life as a Pornstar” in Sweden… Half expected a Pulitzer prize nomination for this masterpiece, but still waiting. You read it right?