Buenos Dias :)

Beautiful day here in Puerto Rico. I’m working with the front door open getting some fresh air and sun as my company. A little bit of jetlag, but nothing 3 cups of coffee won’t solve hahahaaa…

Here’s a couple of pics from Sweden. The day before I left I went for a walk during some uncharacteristically nice weather.

One last dinner with my sis and Linda. Convinced Linda this is the safest thing to suck on during these Corona times!

I did bring my face mask too. Not sure if it actually works? This pic would also be my submission to the Instagram “challenge” where you’re supposed to post an unflattering photo of yourself for only one day…

We celebrated the waffle day in Sweden too. So good! There was a bowl left with whipped cream after. I challenged my friends’ kid to eat it all for 200kr. Like $20. Poor thing really tried, but ended up on the couch feeling sick with half a bowl of cream left. Ooops, sorry, but a challenge is a challenge 😉

Some pics that got snapped…

In reality I was walking around the house looking more like this. Sometimes at night I wondered if I even brushed my hair that day or if I should actually bother to shower hahhaaaa…

Planning on doing a daily walk to the store here so I move a little bit. Grocery stores close around 5pm here, and there’s a curfew after 7pm. Look at the beautiful flower I saw yesterday!

Oh, saw a really hilarious movie yesterday – Seven Psychopaths. It cracked me up and I love Christopher Walken! It’s a comedy with killings, stolen dogs, and a movie script.. watch it!

Also watched Get Out and it was pretty good too. It’s a horror flick, but I like my horror movies to be a little bit more bloody hahhaaaa… But worth watching.

OK, that’s it for now. I want to bake today and think about unpacking. Probably won’t happen, but at least I thought about it!

Virtual Hugs to you all!

XXX Puma

I’m home!

Or Sweden is kind of my home too, but today I finally arrived in Puerto Rico! After 3 days and 2 nights of traveling. More and more airlines were cancelling their flights and I started thinking I’ll be unable to go home for 1-2 months. Finally found these flights with overnight layovers and decided it better work out!

Arlanda airport in Sweden was pretty much empty. Could buy food and coffee, but most places were closed down…

Got to Heathrow in London and luckily got a room at the hotel in my terminal.

Late night snack at the room and then slept like a knocked out baby!

Next morning everything was closed at Heathrow airport. Luckily Marks & Spencer had a small store and I could get breakfast and snacks.

Relieved when at the flight to Miami the next day was on the screen. Flights are being cancelled on a short notice, so couldn’t be sure until it actually was boarding…

I was suppose to have a flight to San Juan last night, but it was cancelled. So another airport hotel for 1 night. They even had a restaurant open and I was the only one eating there…

Flight this morning left 06.50am and the sky was beautiful! The clouds looked like spaceships floating ready to take over earth…. Or I just have a wild imagination hahhaaaa…

And then finally arriving in San Juan.

They took my temperature and asked a couple of questions before exiting, but that’s it. I walked to the store today and got some groceries and felt amazing wearing shorts again 🙂 More pics from Sweden coming tomorrow. Hope you all are doing good!

Kisses, Puma

I’m stuck!

Looks like I’ll be stuck in Sweden for a while. My flight was cancelled again and looks like the first available flight is in April. I miss Andrew and wish we could be together in these times, but luckily there’s FaceTime and Skype 🙂 Oh, and I don’t really get to sleep in here. My sister is an early bird and this woke me at 7am on Saturday…

Got this sweater from my friend Linda. I think it’s a perfect fit.

In Sweden we have a ‘Waffle Day’ coming up tomorrow March 25th. But we pre-celebrated. Have you ever tried cloudberries? It’s referred to as the gold of the forest here in Scandinavia. It only grows up north and it’s expensive. My mom has a friend who picked and made jam of these. It tasted amazing on waffles with whipped cream!

Supporting local businesses with my friends 🙂 My shopping is not fit to show on here hahahahaaa…

Even during these times I work. Or pretend to… A hard day at the office – cheers!

Can’t work out yet, but one can always pose by some gym equipment. 10 calories burned….

Perfect times for DIY. Hair coloring with my sister…

Take care of yourself!

Kisses, Puma

How are you?

How is the situation where you are at? Are you staying in, working, trying to get home from somewhere? I hope to get back on Wednesday next week. I hope Puerto Rico don’t close their borders before that… But who knows?

Since it’s preferred that you isolate yourself, why not do it with your camera 🙂

I always believe in being outdoors. I have read and heard that it’s not even allowed to be outdoors in some places. Like in Puerto Rico you’re not allowed to go to the beach and hang out now… I took a walk & fika with a friend in the sun…

Had to try if it fits. Thankfully not hahahaaa…

When I don’t dress in the skimpy outfits, my choice is a hoodie and jeans!

And I want to live on this street! Must be popping…

In Sweden it feels like it’s winter again. Don’t be fooled by the sun in this pic. If you farted it be snowflakes coming out! I’m exaggerating, but when you’re used to the PR heat this feels freezing…

Hope you are well where ever you are! And remember to be more like Bill!

Hugs, Puma

Heeeeey!

How are you? Hope you are in good health and stocked up on toilet paper! That last part was a joke. I hope you are not hoarding! I’m amazed that people prioritize toilet paper. And I’ve seen a video online where there’s an actual fistfight going on over toilet paper! And here in Sweden people sell hand sanitizers on auction sites for 10 times the original price!

Unfortunately I got an email this morning that my flight is cancelled. Will see how and when I’ll be able to get on a flight back to Puerto Rico. In the meanwhile, I’ll keep hanging with my family and friends.

Dinner with Karina one rainy evening. Me also showing how you can be closer than a meter to each other and still communicate safely 😉

Then catching up and sushi with Mark and Jack in Old Town… My sexy post-surgery bra made an appearance too for some unknown reason…

Met my friend Anna and obviously we’re not concerned about Corona here…

When keeping busy me and Nelly (the cat in my armpit) like to take naps. She’s like 20 years old and sometimes I wonder which one of us loves naps more hahahaaaa…

Snapped some selfies since that’s about the only content I manage right now…

Last night we got together for food & drinks. I also thought I could help my single friends to advertise for suitable boys/men for them. Not sure we captured ourselves at our best… I do expect to be invited to 3 weddings in the future!

Now getting myself together for a dog walk and fika 🙂 Tomorrow the stitches come off and the party begins 😉

Stay safe out there!

Kisses, Puma

Pre-boobs shoots

Before I had my surgery I did a couple of shoots in Sweden and Finland. First I shot with Katja. She had so many props, shoes and outfits and we didn’t even have time to shoot half of it. Some behind the scene’s shots from the girls who did my make up and hair. Thanks for making me look presentable hahahhaaa…

A couple of shots from Katja. And if you want to see more of her amazing work –> www.zinq.se. Here with Dogge Doggelito from Latin Kings.

Then off to Finland. Before the party we managed some pics. Loved shooting with the Finns and more of their work on www.photolies.com. The last pic is my favorite!!!

And the day before my surgery I got together with @apusxmodel and got creative 🙂 My BTS pics…

And then the pics from photographer @joakimoscarsson72. So much fun and it’s always fun to have cool & hot chick to play with 🙂

Recovery is going well and nice to almost be off the painkillers! Can’t get the stitches under the boobs wet so it makes showering a bit complicated. Stitches come off next week on Monday. Today I’m having a fika with one of the most beloved people of Sweden – Mark Levengood. Everyone loves him and you just feel you want to hug him 🙂

Kisses, Puma

Finland – Sweden

Not sure if there are any hockey fans here? Right now the Junior Hockey Championships are happening. The final game is between Russia and Canada tonight. Finland played Russia yesterday and lost. The good thing in that is that they got to play Sweden today. Sweet rivalry between these two. I named myself Puma Swede even though I have Finnish ancestry. Puma Finn doesn’t sound as catchy! And in Swedish ‘finne’ also means a zit. Very sexy – NOT! Anyways… When it comes to sports, especially hockey, my family and I are diehard Finland supporters! If Finland wins and they play the national anthem, my mom opens her balcony door outside of Stockholm and blasts it out for all of her neighbors to hear hahahaaaa… Well, today Sweden %*@!~ took the bronze and Finland ended 4th. Perkele!

I love the fact that in Puerto Rico you can go and swim even if it’s winter. The water is warmer than it is in Sweden, even during summer. Took my new bikini from Malibu Strings and made Andrew take some pics. Sometimes he thinks he can just lie down and read, well, too bad! There are pics to be taken first!

While in the mood I took care of a couple of custom videos too… Tried my best to look innocent as was requested!

Now having coffee in one of the only good coffee shops open here on Sunday. Tomorrow we been invited to celebrate the Three Kings Day holiday at a friends house. Look forward to it 🙂

Enjoy your Sunday!

XXX Puma

What happened…

…last year? I went through my photos and made a short recap from Jan 2019-June 2019. Hopefully have the other 6 months of the year ready by tomorrow. I love going through pics and getting a throwback of what I’ve been up to. Realized that the best parts have been friends & family visiting us here in PR. Sophie Dee was first. Great time and I hope she comes back this year 🙂

January

In Puerto Rico there’s a big party (there’s always a party for something) in Old San Juan to finish off Christmas and the holiday season. Went with Masha from Russia 🙂

I liked the first pic so included it and in the second pic I make empanadas for the first time! So good! Don’t mind the tits LOL

February

Our friend Emily came visiting from San Francisco. For some reason I think someone being on the toilet is a perfect Kodak moment hahhaaaa…

Participated in my first Chinchorreo. Basically on Sundays people go around Puerto Rico from bar to bar drinking, dancing, and eating empanadas. There are bars everywhere! Our gym had rented a bus and we went around all day, up in the mountains, and sometimes I don’t even know where we were. But there were drinks so who cares!

In the end of February we went to Costa Rica. I hope to go back there and stay longer. Been once before and it seems like there’s a lot more to explore! Amazing beaches and hikes.

March

From Costa Rica we flew straight to Bali. It was like 2 days of traveling! But Bali was worth it!

It was even worth having this monkey pee on my backpack at the monkey Sanctuary in Ubud hahhaaaa…

April

Was supposed to go back to PR from Bali, but flew straight to Los Angeles. Filmed a mini documentary about my life based on my book. Also filmed me participating in Nude Art LA show which was very naked hahahaaa… Just the way I love it! And the funniest shoot was me and Sandy playing superheroes. We had to reshoot bunch of times cause we just cracked up laughing!

Also when in LA I shot with Cherie DeVille for the first time. Wow, what a cool chick! So down to earth and funny as fuck.

And one of her dogs was just as cool!

From LA i continued to Sweden. They’ve realized my greatness in Sweden finally and named a tram station after me. Kind of…

Shot some more in Sweden and partied it up with the girls at Club Prive. Stockholms best strip club that I love to party at!

One of my last days in Stockholm we decided to sneak in to a public swimming pool and shoot some nudes. Even though we were there at 6am, we got caught. Ooops… Luckily they where cool and a smootch can get you far 🙂

May

My friend Diana came to Puerto Rico from Sweden. A lot of adventures and visited Vieques island for the first time. Wow, what a place. Beautiful beaches and horses running around the whole island!

Also did Gilligan’s Island in the south, Ocean Park and always at least one party 🙂

I had my first mammography. A little tricky with big ass implants, but they didn’t inflate them hahhaaaaa…

June

Took a trip to New York. Love NYC and great to see Amy Andersson. You always crack up when hanging with her! Also did some gymnastics, saw Brooklyn, Metropolitan Museum of Art and had dinner and drinks with friends.

Then my sister and friend Linda came to visit PR. Sightseeing, beaches, snorkeling at Icacos – an other great island right outside PR.

Masha had a surgery so I helped her recover by putting a wig on her and obviously dressing the part of a nurse myself!

Was suppose to fly to Florida and connect to Sweden, but…. The plane was delayed so ended up going back to NYC for a night and flying from there the next day 🙂

That was pretty much my first 6 moths of 2019. Like I said, the rest of the year is hopefully coming 🙂

Kisses, Puma

Routines

I usually don’t like too much of routines in my life. A little bit of planning and keeping deadlines is good, but I would hate my job to be a routine. I’d quit making movies and shooting content if it felt like I did it out of a routine. After all the feasting during Christmas now, I do feel like I want some of my habits back. Like training and eating healthy to start with! My sister, the paparazzi, snapped me buying ‘lösgodis’ yesterday. Been eating candy like my life depended on it hahahaaaa…

Did some shopping too and so good of the city to roll out the red carpet for me!

Got my sister to braid my hair too. I like it like this, but me making a braid is like a guy trying to paint nail polish… (yes, I once asked a guy to paint mine and half my fingers were pink)

And just because I also miss the Puerto Rican sun, here’s some sunny pics from a shoot I did in LA 🙂

Lat weekend in Sweden. Trying to not over do it hhahahaaaa…

Kisses, Puma

Lost it a bit…

…last night and started looking for flights to either Sweden or LA. Yesterday we were told that the power was going to be on at 1pm. After I was done at the dentist, which I survived again, I walked to the new apartment. Took the 4 flights of stairs in a flash and opened up the front door. I’m kind of expecting fireworks to go off at this point when I try the light switch. NOTHING! No electricity, and some damn bird has gotten inside and taken 20 shits by the window. After being ready to finally move in to the new place, my mood dropped to the level of a bridezilla on PMS! Instead I went to the donut shop cross the street to use their internet and consoled myself with a Nutella stuffed donut. Felt a tiny bit better with the sugar rush until their internet also went down. Let me leave it at that, and be glad you didn’t have to listen to me bitching and moaning last night hahhaaaa…

Woke up in a better mood today. Ready to go to LA if we don’t get power or internet this week though. Feel relieved I have a plan at least, but it is now expected to be working this week so let’s stay hopeful!

My friend came over and we shot some smut. She’s funny and we shot some great content. A couple of samples…

I spent this afternoon at a cafe drinking lattes and editing some vids, booked my tickets home to Sweden for Xmas, sexting, emailing, and blogging 🙂 I will either get back to you excited to have power, or I might be in LA next. Catch me later 🙂

Kisses, Puma