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Spent a whole….

…day in Nynäshamn yesterday. It’s a city south of Stockholm by the water that’s very cool to visit during summer. My friend Diana and I went laying out and swimming by Kalkbrottet Stora Vika. I’m not even going to attempt to translate that, but ‘kalksten’ is limestone so I guess the whole area is full of it. I’m not even sure how the water got there, but it’s super clear. Since there’s no real beach, and you have to climb down to the water or jump, it means there are no screaming kids hahhaaaa… Just me talking too loud and filming me, myself, and more of me with my GoPro 🙂

There was a cliff that the cool kids jumped from. Didn’t dare to risk my “airbags”. They might have exploded with the impact hahhahaha… Honestly I’m chicken shit jumping into water from heights! Can’t dive 🙁

https://videopress.com/v/dBR4vOD8

When we had enough of swimming we drove to the port of Nynäshamn. They have a bunch of restaurants there, and my favorite (from eating there 3 times) is one that serves smoked shrimps with aioli. I was starving when I got there, and had been fantasizing about the shrimps all day, so I forgot to check the name of the place. Checked out some boats and the best thing before driving home – mjukglass with sprinkles!

I got so excited now writing about the shrimps and ice-cream that I forgot that on the way to the car from the swimming, we found this huge rusty circular thingy. There was a sign that said what it’s been used for, but I was already taking my clothes off and getting ready for some pics so I didn’t bother reading it hahahaa… I don’t know why, but when I see a cool spot I think I can make it cooler (should say hotter) by posing naked. Might be the nudist in me…

Luckily my friends are all cool with this and gladly take pics!

Hope your week has started fabulously, and remember to live freely and say yes to adventures!

Kisses, Puma

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Barely time to…

…sit my ass down here in Sweden! There are lunches, dinners, friends, family, party, work, and training! I’m not complaining, but please give me 8 hours of sleep tonight! I came home at 8am today from Club Prive after a great party! Only pic respectable enough to post hahhaaaa…

My friend Karina has a great house by the lake, so last week we spent a whole day with graceful jumps into the water, chatting, and barbecuing with a beautiful sunset.

I did another shoot with an amazing photographer and got some supercool pics. Just a couple of samples now, but more to come! To see more of his work or to book him – Instagram @joakimoscarsson72

I finally got to try the restaurant Två Små Svin and had lunch there. Amazing food and such a cool place. Recommend it to everyone, and they had an awesome selection of Snaps too 🙂

You never have enough bras, and my size 65I, so when you find a store that has it, you buy them all! If you need large sizes, check out the Danish brand Chase and thank me later 🙂

Catching some tan…

I do a lot of stuff in the public because I love to see people’s reaction. My friend Diana and I talked about how important size is. I go by the motto – “the bigger the better” on pretty much anything hahhaaaa… If you wonder about men’s ‘equipment – it’s also important, and if anyone claims differently they probably are trying to be nice 😉 The sausage in the pics is a Swedish Falukorv and of perfect size hahhaaaa…

So you don’t think all I do is have fun, here are some gym pics… It’s fun, but why does it have to take so long to gain an ass???

Tomorrow hopefully swimming in the ocean and some relaxation! Enjoy your weekend, and as one of my favorite quotes says – “You never remember or talk about the night you got 8 hours of sleep…” so DON’T stay out of trouble 😉

Kisses, Puma

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Wow, either I’m…

…this damn hot/gorgeous/sexy/stunning… or insert your own description here _______________ ….or the photographer is a magician hahahaaa 😉 Last week I shot with @fredrikhedlund_com and we played around with some lights, oil, and black paint. It got messy, but totally worth it!

This weekend I got together with friends and had a BBQ. Perfect weather, great friends, good food, and some Puerto Rican rum 🙂

One interesting topic that came up during the night was what would you do if someone gave you 10 million dollars? I think it’s fascinating that people have trouble coming up with an answer, myself included. I don’t feel that there’s anything that I badly want that I couldn’t have already. I value my health and feel that I can achieve or do anything I want if I’m healthy!

Some of the answers from the discussion with my friends were things like going back to school, which the person could do already if they wanted to. Pay off your siblings’ student loans, quit your day job, invest the $, and I think my final answer was to buy a boat, learn to maneuver it, and sail around wherever I wanted to. After some though, I could actually do that now… but the boat would be a bit smaller though hahahaaaa…

I live a pretty simple life without many possessions. I have gotten rid of everything I owned twice (except some sentimental things and necessary clothing) and travelled around the world. Last time, about 1.5 years ago, I didn’t get any further than Puerto Rico on my world travel, and settled for now. I have collected some things, but hopefully I will never hoard items/clutter ever again. Easier to live and leave that way 🙂

What would you do with 10 million dollars that you couldn’t do already?

I have a shoot tomorrow with a new photographer, and we’re heading out at 7am to shoot outdoors! Time to shit, shower, shave and go to bed!

Kisses, Puma

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Last night the…

…the show/documentary based on my book “My Life As a Pornstar” aired. I hope all of you Swede’s saw it 🙂 I’ve received a few emails from people who said they watched it and liked it. Mostly women write, and almost every time I’ve been in TV or done an interview they all are positively surprised. It’s like people think that because you are in porn, you can only moan and barely form sentences hahahaaa… There are a lot of people in the sex industry with various forms of education and degrees, but who have chosen this line of work because they enjoy it. That’s hard for some people to believe, and something I bring up in the show – I have chosen to be in porn out of free will! There was no drug abuse, broken childhood, or a pimp that forced it me. I just love to be naked and to know people enjoy my work!

Because my experiences on set, dancing at clubs, being at conventions, etc have always been great, and I’ve always had a great time, I also point out that I have never recommended anyone to get into porn. Why? There are people who’ve gotten into the business and been short sighted about it, or perhaps not thought it through properly and later regret it. Maybe their family or friends turned their backs on them and they have no one to turn to after. It’s hard to come back to a regular job. I always point out that your scenes will always be online and people will find out. There are people out there that do not accept porn or the people who do it. My advice has always been to think long and hard (long and hard, really…) about your decision, and if you’re going to do it, plan long term, have a business plan, and save your money! Or at least a little 🙂

Today there is also this article in Aftonbladet – https://www.aftonbladet.se/nojesbladet/a/P9E47z/puma-swede-om-karriarbytet-efter-porren-bara-nagra-hogskolepoang-bor

It talks about how I want to educate today’s kids about sex. I didn’t have access to Internet as a kid, and I tried to look up stuff like ‘hard on’ in my mom’s dictionary without any results hahahaaa… Today the kids watch porn and I think they need to be informed on the differences between reality and porn. They know the holes and words, but they need to know a no is a no, how to set boundaries, and not agree to anything you’re not comfortable with! I feel I’m a great person to talk about all of this and I plan to do it! Sex is and should be fun at all times!

If you missed the show, you can see it here – https://www.dplay.se/program/puma-swede-mitt-liv-som-porrstjarna

This is the last day of recording the show in Sweden. I believe I’m so famous I need a train station named after me, and apparently I have it!

https://videopress.com/v/bYEn0J21

Kisses, Puma

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Going back to…

…Canggu, Bali yeay! Booked tickets today and going in the beginning of August for who knows how long. We were there for a month in March this year and I loved it! The people are really nice, the food is delicious plus healthy, and there are so many places to choose from! They also have pretty much any form of exercise you wanna participate in. We started with crossfit, but found Nirvana, a gymnastics gym that kicked ass, even my tiny one 😉

Here are some pics. The house we stayed at… That swan in the pool accidentally was punctured and deflated by “someone”…

Food & juices and my ‘must-have’ – Great Coffee!

Nirvana Gym. Did cupping and the place has a sauna, pool, kitchen, hot tub, cold plunge.. and coffee.

Visited the Monkey Sanctuary and a monkey came running to me and I got so excited until I realized he pissed on my neck and backpack hahhahahaaa..

Best place for an exhibitionist like me to stay in 😉 Shower and toilet outdoors, and a swing!

Can’t remember the name of this great spot, but I will go back there… And there was a swing there too…

And just some more randoms around town… And me…

Can’t wait to go back, and so many friends coming to visit too!

Kisses, Puma

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I love movies…

…and especially unique ones. Yesterday we went to the movies and saw Midsommar. I knew nothing of it in beforehand. It took me by surprise and I liked it a lot. The basic plot is some American students head over to a weird Midsummer celebration in Sweden. A little bit of a cult action, inbreeding, deaths and so on, and there were a couple of times I had to look away because it was so graphic! I like the unexpected and I would recommend it if you are open minded 🙂

I’m very excited about Quentin Tarantino’s new movie – Once Upon a Time in Hollywood! I love all of his movies except for The Hateful Eight. Also waiting for Diamantino to premier in Sweden so I can see it. From the trailer they showed in the theater yesterday it looked hilarious!

Laters, Puma

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Alcohol vs Puma…

…like 5-0. Friday evening started in a well-behaved manner with sushi and drinks at Katrin’s place with Carro. Some Swedish hits from the 90’s, some dance moves in the bathroom while someone was taking care of business, and I obviously felt it was a Kodak moment!

I think our Uber driver was fed up with our karaoke in his car, and he’s trying to block us out hahahaaa…

From here on I have no more pics or videos in my phone, and that might be for the best because Snaps was being served. Drinking Snaps is like thinking you’ll win in Vegas. No, the house always wins, and the Snaps always kicks my ass!

This is a picture from Saturday morning (more like noon) when I ventured out to buy coffee in an attempt to pull myself together. I managed to bring it home and then this… I was too hungover to even get upset!

My auntie turned 80-something, and I went there with my cousin bringing flowers and cake. I ate too much cake and passed out on her couch. Luckily she’s a cool-ass lady who understands youthful(?) nights outs and need for recovery…

Since I slept with my makeup on from Friday (no, you’re not supposed to) I just caked on some more and went out for dinner. We celebrated Andrew’s birthday and I ordered the fattiest cheeseburger with fries, yummy! No Snaps. Great views, company and cheeseburger! Then a couple of more drinks at Bananas. Luckily I managed not to go bananas. Just had Linda dry hump my leg hahahaaa…

Sunday funday now. What to do? Not sure what I’ll get up to, but a coffee now sounds like a great idea. Luckily I have 3 coffee places within a 5min walk to choose from!

Enjoy your day!

Kisses, Puma

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Friday and it’s party time! Going out with Katrin who definitely knows how to party! I don’t like being told to slow down or chill, and Katrin just keeps the same pace. She might not get half naked, but otherwise she’s the best company if you wanna have fun! I erased the word ‘mellow’ from my vocabulary a long time ago. A mellow night out? Boooriiing…

Haven’t had time to take any pics, so here’s a couple of #flashbackfriday pics from Katrin’s 40th birthday in Nice a couple of years ago. It was one for the books! Yes, she hired some male strippers too hahahaaa…

OK, need to put the warpaint on, then it’s cheers and ‘in i dimman’ as we say in Swedish (in to the fog). Pretty accurate cause it all tends to get pretty foggy the later it gets hahahhaaaa.

Kisses, Puma

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It’s Alive!

My blog that is! So if you already are familiar with me you probably skipped the About Me page so I’ll do a short recap on what’s going on here. I want to share more about myself other than just my ‘cavities’ and other talents you might have witnessed online. The less clothed activities still exist, just not on here. Maybe more in an informal way rather than the in-and-out type of way hahahaaa…

I’ll jump straight to it. I have always had a challenging time participating in Swedish mainstream TV. You might guess why? Me being me and my line of work is what makes people hesitant to include me. Earlier this year we shot an episode for a Swedish TV show based on my book ‘My Life As a Pornstar’. The footage is really funny, and from what I’ve seen it looks like it’s going to be great! I’m obviously a great talent in front of the camera from my previous experience hahhahahaaa… One of the funniest things we shot was a custom video I did with one of my best friends Sandy wearing Superwoman costumes. This is airing next week on Wednesday and when I know it’s out I’ll share a link! Here’s a trailer.

Some behind the scenes shots…

Working at a cafe now and then off to put on some eyelash extensions. Things get so much easier when you can bat some lashes at people!

The sun has made an appearance in Stockholm finally! I was supposed to swim yesterday at my friends place, but I like the sun to shine for at least 2 mins before disappearing behind clouds before I take a plunge!

Laters, Puma

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I’m about to…

…finally launch this blog. Still some small fixes to be taken care of, but I’ll take care of them along the way. Patience is not my biggest virtue!

Been in Sweden for a week now and it’s quite a contrast to come from sunny superhot Puerto Rico, to a Swedish summer that could be summarized like Tom Hanks said in Forrest Gump – Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get… Same goes for Swedish weather (specially in the summer), you never know what you get! I love it though and it’s nice not to be moist in all the wrong places constantly hahahaa…

Mostly I’ve been seeing my family & friends and catching up. Felt lost when I finally got my ass to the gym yesterday, but damn it felt good to move, stretch and lift some weights!

On Sunday my friend “Teddan” fixed lunch and then we met up with her neighbor that has this amazing cool car called a Cuda. My sister did my make up and styled me looking like a female version of a pimp.

My styling is more like “less-is-less”…

Oh, Teddan also has these “guys” who go by @bobbythebodyswede on IG and they were a bit clingy to say the least and crashed the photoshoot a couple of times 🙂

One of my and pretty much everyone else’s favorite person in Sweden to see is Mark Levengood. A Finn-Swede like me with a cuter accent that you just love hearing when he tells stories, and stories he has! He has a crazy office with crystal chandeliers, a throne, blinking lights and pretty much every other weird, glitzy shiny thing you can think of. Love hanging out there and met these cute boys Emil & Jack there too. Taking a picture together becomes a masquerade and I begged for the crown. One is never too old for princess shit!

More to come!

Kisses, Puma

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