Work, Hike, The Companion…

Started the week by hitting my work quota 🙂

Almost every week I start with the mindset that I’m going to be eating healthy, train and end up with a six-pack by the end of the week. Started great with snacking on carnivore snacks and actually doing a proper workout at the gym.

Went to get my body realigned too…

Then usually by Thursday I get lazier, order food for delivery, snacking late at night and end up just playing pickleball. BUT, the biggest thing I achieved this week is that I quit vaping! Been a week now and I don’t think about vaping every other minute. It was HARD the first 3 days. I always had the vape within reach and would puff from morning until I went to bed. I do have a couple of regular cigarettes here and there now, but I’m happy I’m off the vape!

Had some time off and decided to go to Mothership for some good coffee and to read. I really like Eckhart Tolle’s book ‘Power of Now’. I listen to it as an audio book too, but like to read and highlight good sections. I’m an expert at ‘spacing out’ and this book is all about being present in the moment. Harder than it sounds, but I can really recommend it!

I also just finished another book on the same topic –
‘Don’t Believe Everything You Think: Why Your Thinking Is The Beginning & End Of Suffering’ by Joseph Nguyen. It’s about how much time we spend on thinking and the difference between a thought and thinking. So good and it’s a bit of a wake up call that I can really recommend this book too.

It’s been forever since I went to a movie theater. Angel and I went to the one at the New Orleans hotel and saw ‘Companion’. It was pretty good. Next movie I want to see is ‘The Brutalist’. It’s 3h and 35min long so I better stock up on snacks 🙂 Lmk if you’ve seen it and what you think of it!

I never visited the New Orleans Hotel before and they had some pretty cool decorations there. Bet they would be morphing pretty freakishly if you were on shrooms LOL….

Have a friend who decided to pop by Vegas for 24h from San Francisco yesterday and nothing better than hiking after a plane ride. Even though it’s a short one. Tried a new hike with Angel yesterday called Petroglyph Loop close to Henderson. Good trail if your looking for a loop trail that’s not too hard.

Built up a good appetite and hit Settebello pizza again hahhaaaa… And the Nutella pizza in the end sealed the deal!

Needed some caffeine after to top it off so tried a new (for me) coffee spot called Dark Moon Coffee Roasters. Tasted great!

Amazing sunset on the way home!

Tried a new restaurant called Salt & Honey for brunch today, Will definitely go back!

Took a walk later and came across this girl with her mom carrying a rabbit. It looked passed out, but the mom said it was alive. Good to know hahahaaa…

Hunter is pushing the limits to see how spoiled he can get. Offered him one plate first and he just walked away. Put a second option and he at least bothered to taste it until he decided he wanted to see if I was going to offer him a 3rd option. Which I obviously did, since he gets whatever he wants 🙂 He decided the 3rd option was good enough to eat…

That’s about it from my week. This upcoming week is going to be fun. One of my best friends from Sweden, Linda, is coming to visit me for 10 days by the end of the week. She has visited me pretty much everywhere I’ve lived around the world, Bali, Puerto Rico & Mexico. We always have the best time with a few incidents. In Bali we drove off the road on a moped and ended up in a muddy rice field. In Puerto Rico I asked her to sit in a river and shoot a video of me. She almost got swept along the river and down a waterfall LMAO… I will try to find the video cause it’s hilarious!

Also shooting another fight scene with Angel. Trying a pickleball place called ‘Chicken N Pickle’ for the first time. It’s super popular and barely any free times available. They have indoor and outdoor courts and bars & restaurants.

OK, going to grab some snacks now so I can start healthy tomorrow again hahahaaa… How are you doing?

XXX Puma

Last 6 months

So here comes July to Aug 2019 🙂

July

We were in Sweden all of July. Decent summer weather for the most part so it was the usual partying, swimming, dinners, BBQ’s with friends and family. First thing always is to go to mom’s for her homemade meatballs with lingonberry jam!!!

My friend Karina has an amazing summer house by the lake. With luck it’s over 50 Fahrenheit in the lake in the summer 😉 Otherwise there’s a sauna and as a Finn, me and my sister always make them heat it up for us. Yes, even in the summer!

Blondes have more fun. Or at least these are more crazy hahhaaaa… With Carro and Katrin you never know how or where the night out ends!

Sometimes I have to work a little too. Had some fun photoshoots and love the Cuda car. Almost as cool as the Ford Puma I named myself after!

Always on the prowl for BIG melons!

Or ice-cream…

And just being my fabulous self…

August

Karinas birthday celebration…

Some other celebration. My sister loves feathers and insisted on everyone to be a bit less boring. Well, Andrew (with feathers of course) and Nelly the cat passed out on the couch. Party poopers! Some just can’t handle Swedish snaps LOL

Swedish paper reports about my plans on sex education…

From Sweden back to Bali… Linda came to visit and somehow we crashed into a rice field with the moped. The locals laughed their asses off. We agreed that it’s good to make people laugh. Don’t be too serious unless you break bones!

Probably still laughing from our crash…

More moped-ing, training, Diana visiting too and looking to get blown…

Oh, and cupping. I love it and recommend it if you got tight spots!

September

Still in Bali. In Bali you wear Bali panties! Sometimes a dress too..

For my birthday, (I’m still around 35 something), we went to Penida Island. Really cool place and really liked staying in the treehouse.

My sister came down. One of my favorite travel partners, and we’ve been all over the world together.

I found Swedish cheez doodles and ate the bag faster than you can say cheez doodles!

Hiking, feeding monkeys, and wearing a great push up bra 🙂

October

Back to Puerto Rico. Had so many packages that amazing and kind fans sent me for my birthday.

Catched up with Masha the Russian and her Frenchie Nina on the beach…

Spent more time on the beach…

Moved to a new place and shopped for furniture. I like cheezy & shiny things. Andrew did not agree to buy this bed hahahaaaa..

Fixed my teeth. Found the best dentist here in PR!

Saw my first classical concert performing music to a Charlie Chaplin movie. Very cool!

Me being me, doing what I do…

November

More is more. Less is not more. More pink please!

Missed my friend Sandy, her kids and family, so I flew to LA. Hanging out with friends, shooting, drawing with the kids, partying, and a lot of coffee from my favorite coffee places in LA!

Back to PR. Had 4 days with no water in town. Kind of realize how much you are in need of water and how we take it for granted. Thankfully baby-wipes are almost as good as a shower hahahaaa…

More coffee from Gusto’s. This cool ass cat just strolled in and hung out even though he was escorted out like 5 times…

Great Thansgiving with new friends!

And babysat Nina while mommy made town. Love her!

December

Well, that was like last month so just scroll down and you can see what I was up to 🙂 Highlights where going to St Barts and obviously spending Christmas home in Sweden!

Hope you enjoyed my recap of 2019. Oh, and here are my 9 most liked pics on Instagram.

Now I’m gonna eat a bucket of Ben & Jerry’s. Flavor Phish Food because I saw them in live in Vegas and it was awesome!

Kisses, Puma

New Book Review

I read the book ‘Snowing in Bali’ while in Bali this summer. I think you should definitely read it if going to Bali. I admit I was clueless to Bali being a mecca for trafficking drugs… Interesting read, and I always appreciate books where the “real” people/characters behind the stories tell it personally with their voice. Anyone read Kathryn Bonella’s other book Hotel K?

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Today I spent the day at the hairdresser, and all I can say is PINK! I love color though, so might as well go all-in!

I went to the fancy-pantsy salons here in San Juan that charged a lot, but I was never happy. If I say I want blond, I mean blond and not just a couple of highlights, and they never got it right. A girl at the gym recommended this guy 20min outside of San Juan in some town, and he’s da bomb! He and his mom have a salon at home, and he is immaculate with his work. His mom tries speaking Spanish to me and brings me coffee hahhaaaa! Thank you @colorbyjaimej (IG)

From my coffee & food run yesterday…

Enjoy your weekend 🙂

Hugs, Puma

Back in Puerto Rico!

After flying across the globe we finally made home last night! We flew to Moscow first, and a young guy was arguing with the steward and stewardesses about 60% of the trip. He was sitting across the aisle from us. The crew was so nice, even though the guy was shouting and pointing with his finger in their faces. The argument was in Russian so I’m not sure what it was about since my Russian vocabulary is limited to ‘nostrovia’ 🙂 When we landed the police came aboard, and he was held while everyone else got off the plane. Police didn’t look too happy, and the guy stopped pointing his finger…

After the 13h flight to Moscow it was a 10h flight to NYC. First I watched ‘Blackkklansman’ which was better than I expected. Then I watched ‘Upgrade’ for the second time, which I highly recommend if you haven’t seen it.

The last stretch was 3.5h NYC to PR. Wohooo, made it even though I felt pretty groggy after a day and a half of flying ! Was supposed to go to our new apartment, but got a text as we landed that there is no electricity in the apartment. Luckily our old apartment was still free, and pretty much showered and crashed!

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Was supposed to post this video before I took off from Bali, but totally forgot so here;’s a belated Bali video for you 🙂

Before I left Bali I went all pink. Fixed my hair and nails so I would arrive in PR in style 🙂

When you have pink hair and glittery pink nails, what else???

Oh, and before flying it was perfect to have time to work out before. No work out pics but I love the gym clothes 🙂

Happy to be back in PR. My PO Box was full of presents and I’ll show it to you tomorrow. Will take a walk now to stay awake a bit longer 🙂

Kisses, Puma

Roadtrip

We travelled Bali from Canggu all the way to the northern parts on Thursday. Our friend Rega from Bali took us to some cool spots and answered all of my questions patiently. I can be very curious 🙂

First stop was the best roadside restaurant for pork. I think I had pork prepared in 7 different ways, and after chewing on something tasty & crispy like chips, Rega explained that it was fried intestine. I skipped the slice of liver though…

Visited a Botanical Garden. So peaceful and made me realize how much I miss being in the woods…

Then a stop at this temple. Outside was a sign that asked ladies on their period to stay outside. Apparently we’re considered a bit “dirty” for a holy place while playing bloodsports… Interesting! Luckily I was dressed properly at least 🙂

Made another roadside stop for more pork. Also got to feed some bananas to the wild monkeys wohooo… They were a bit wild though, and one monkey didn’t hesitate to run up from behind and snatch Andrew’s water bottle from his hands hahahaaa…

My favorite was this small hike with 4 different waterfalls. You could jump into 3 of them, and the jumps where 5, 10 and 15 meters. I’m too chicken to jump into anything water-like from heights, but it was fun watching the tough-ones leap the cliffs! The last waterfall was about 40m, and apparently someone jumped from it and died it, so now it’s off limits.

We started at 6am and got back at 9pm. Crashed into bed after an awesome-sauce day of adventures and exploring!

Kisses, Puma

New week…

…new possibilities and opportunities 🙂 That was the phrase I’d hear every Monday when I worked in sales a long time ago. Basically just meant sell, sell, sell, and sell some more! I’m actually excited it’s a fresh week because I’ve been feeling pretty shit this weekend with some kind of flu. As a bonus yesterday I got red bumps all over my body from being bit by something. Itching so bad and feeling sorry for myself, I did the “guy” thing. You know, acting like you’re the sickest person in the world, and in soooo much pain and being soooo weak. Hahhaaaaa, sorry guys 😉 Luckily it works, and I guess Andrew felt sorry for me and ran and got me “feel better” stuff 🙂

My sister also left on Saturday. Always feels so empty when you have someone around from morning to night, and all of a sudden they’re gone. My sister and I get along great and had fun shopping, eating, talking, and running around town.

Before the flu got me I managed to pull myself together for some pics and video!

My plan is to be back to normal tomorrow. They always say “You can do whatever you set your mind on” so let’s see if it works! Don’t have time for no more flu because it’s our last week in Bali! Ugh, feels crazy. But got lots of stuff I want to do this week, so fuck off flu!

So, new week, new opportunities and challenges – go get em!

Kisses, Puma

Birthday Weekend :)

Wohoooo, one more year of experience and adventures added to my life! I left Bali Friday the 13th on my birthday, and went to the island Nusa Penida right outside of Bali. Cool island with amazing views, cliffs & beaches with turquoise waters, but terrible roads! Almost needed to get my back and neck realigned after riding around the island by car. Saw a a couple crash with their bike, and another couple told us they had a flat tire on their bike 3 times in 2 days!

First nights stay was at a villa made completely out of bamboo. Very cool with toilet (toilet obviously not made out of bamboo) and shower under the skies! The driver got lost getting us there, and what should’ve been a 15min drive from the ferry became 1 hour and 15min. The driver seemed so sure of knowing where the villa was, but after arriving back at the harbor after an hour up in the mountains he agreed to call the place and get directions hahhaaa… Relaxed by the pool and went dining with a newly married couple from Luxembourg. One cool thing about traveling is meeting people across the globe. They convinced us to go to Lebanon, so it’s now on my bucket list of places to visit!

Second day we got picked up at 7.30 and went snorkeling hoping to see Manta Rays. Well, we did spot one and I tried to catch it with my GoPro. Can you see it? Hahahaaaa…

I didn’t get as good of a look as I had hoped, and instead got burned or stung, not sure which one, by jellyfish. Ouch! There was a lot of them and people on the boat got really bad marks. Kind of didn’t want to jump in after that in the other spots because you could see them surrounding the boat. People were jerking around in the water as they got stung/burned one by one. Still cool to see the island from a boat.

After snorkeling we toured the west side of the island, and saw one of the most photographed spots on the island – Kelingking Beach. I probably took 50 pics myself hahahaaa…Would’ve been a 40min hike down to the beach so just checked it out from the above – WOW!

On the East side we checked out Diamond Beach and hiked down. Amazing place! The hike down was no joke, and sometimes there was nothing to hold on to. We were pretty much sliding down on our asses at some spots. Only sure death if you fell down. Luckily we went there late when it wasn’t too crowded and made it down & up in one piece 🙂 It was nice to go swim in the waves to cool down after making it down!

The 2nd night we stayed at this supercool treehouse. From the treehouse you could see Diamond Beach, and I don’t think I’ve ever stayed in a place with a better view! On top of that there was a bright red full moon that someone said will not be seen until 2048 the next time!

BUT, in the morning around 6 o’clock people started to climb the stairs to the treehouse to take pictures. One guy even came up and sat down on the bench right outside our door to watch the sunrise. Since it’s a house in the trees the whole house was swaying as people were going up and down. I got up too because I couldn’t sleep, and checked the sun rise on top of the hill. Around 7.30 I noticed barely any people on the stairs, and wondered what happened. As I went down to shower later I got my explanation LMAO!

A bit cheeky I think since we paid to stay there and then they charge people to take pictures on the stairs. Well, it was still worth it as I think the pictures show!

Really good birthday weekend. When we got back to Bali yesterday we went straight to the airport and picked my sister up who’s now here for almost a week yay!

XXX Puma

If you’re interested…

…in hearing me talk about sex, here’s a fresh podcast I did with Nirvana Strength Gym. Don’t be fooled; not much gym talk going on, more about sex, relationships, and the porn industry. You find it on Spotify, but I’ll spare you the search and here’s the link – https://open.spotify.com/episode/0UVHQf14YwTXpyxziuV54t?si=sfR61i1QQsOnqj7obdKlbw

Not just podcasting with the gym, but been going and lifting, stretching, mobilizing & sweating!

Tried some new coffee shops and restaurants this week too. I get comfortable and go to the same places because I like to know I’ll love what I get. I’ve occasionally got to take a chance though, and I found new places that’ve been great! I know, no pics of the food, but I think people’s food pics are boring, so instead you get me! I’m pretty edible too 😉

One of the greatest finds this past weekend (or worst health wise) was that a store carried Swedish Cheesedoodlez! Got too f*cking excited to just pass up on them, and pretty much downed the bag in one sitting. Disgusting breath, cheezy fingers, and half the doodlez mashed up in your gums like you never brushed your teeth. Was it worth it – hell yes!

Went to read at the beach this weekend, and it was relaxing being overcast so I could get a break from sweating!

Got some content done too! Pervs always in the need 🙂

Oh, and I got these awesome pineapple/I Love Bali panties from Linda when she was here so we could match! Love them & Bali 🙂

My birthday is on Friday so taking off to an island outside of Bali for the weekend. So excited and hope I get to snorkel with manta-rays! That would be amazing to see one!

Laters people and have an amazeballs week!

Puma

I was going to…

…write that “friends that ride together, die together”, but that is a bit too dramatic. My friend Linda who’s visiting me in Bali and I took a shortcut through the rice fields with the bike. Me driving, Linda in the back. I just finished telling her the story of when I saw a couple that crashed into the rice field. We then stopped to let a car pass on the opposite side of a narrow road, but when I put my foot down the cement was missing, and we took a one meter drop into the rice field with bike and all. We were lucky we landed softly in a mud pool hahahahaaa… Thankfully no rice was hurt and we both got a free mud bath! 3 strong locals pulled us and the bike up, and we had to go back home and clean up instead of watching the sunset on the beach…

Other than crashing into rice fields, we train, get massages, swim, eat, shop, shitchat, and explore…

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This cat is so cute! It visits this restaurant and tries to steals your food hahahaaa… Fuck it, we let him!

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I throw in some poses here and there too!

Not all of my poses are so gracious… or are my videos sexy! But hey, be fierce about it!

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Drinking? It’s the weekend damn it!

Off to eat now and then going to watch the sunset at the beach. Tomorrow some day partying, so if all goes well I’ll at least be sober before going to sleep at night LOL…

Kisses, Puma

Do you ever get…

…the feeling of being exactly where you belong at a moment in time? That’s the feeling for me here in Bali now. I need nothing, feel great, and I’m happy as fuck! I’m trying to store this feeling and hope that I will always be able to go where ever I need to access it!

Whoa, that was pretty much the deepest few lines you’ll probably get from me hahahaaaa… Soooo aaanyways, Bali is amazing! Jetlag is less of a bitch, and I’ve been going all-in at the gym with 2 classes a day, so now I walk like I have something in my pants that doesn’t belong there! Please observe it’s a green juice bottle and not wine I’m holding 😉

Love the nail spas here. They’re cozy and colorful. Not like the boring stiff ones where they still have some old faded pics from the 90’s, and a girl with big teased blondish hair is showing bright red claws. Even the dogs here enjoy the spas!

Snapped some pics. I don’t think there’s a better working environment than by the pool or in the pool! Suits me perfectly!

The food here is incredible! So many places to choose from and you can have vegan, gluten-free, lactose-free, vegetarian, and any other combo/variation/specialty you can think of! Sorry, didn’t have any pics to illustrate the food. Instead you get me in a swing Cirque du Soleil style, and this latte creation was pretty crappy but funny I think! Coffee here is great too!

Some randoms too while walking around. Also rented scooters now, and a new villa for when we got to check out of this one. My shit is on track 🙂

Hope you all are having a ____________________ (choose what you feel fitting) weekend!

Kisses, Puma