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Happy Valentine a Day Late :)

Happy President’s Day too while I’m at it. Are you having a day off? Doing anything fun?

And how was your Valentine’s? I used it to make excuses why I should eat sugar all day ugh! Here are some pics of mine & Angel’s shoot where we tried our best to be, or at least pretended to be romantic 🙂 Too much fun when you get to play with your bestie!

I also had a Zoom call with a fan/friend and he knows I like mushrooms. He shows up wearing a mushroom hat, so I had to bring out mine too. I guess I can say I had a date on Valentines after all 🙂

And a video where I explain that she only had one job before the shoot – ‘don’t f*ck up’ the cookie!

Also hauled Angel, Jennifer and Ashley to IKEA with me. Pretended to cook up some meatballs in one of their display kitchens 😉

Was looking for the ‘friends’ section at IKEA. Luckily I found the 2 last ones at a discount LOL…

Also hit Mothership coffee and got smash burgers at Love Always 🙂

Did some pickleballing too. I was pretty good. Or the other people were not that good. Either way, a lot of fun! Got another clinic today, but will try to lift some weights before too!

Resting and recovery is always important. Hunter is on the same page with that. Doubt he needs recovery from anything, just resting from his street surveillance duties. He also has to make sure the neighbors cat Ocean, stays on his side of the street.

Have my friends Amanda & George in town. We tried a new Korean BBQ place called Grill Nine. I like when you have the option for All-You-Can-Eat and they also had sushi on their menu. Tasty place, but not my favorite…

Best part was to find a Korean market after. So much fun and cute stuff. And candy! I lost it to sugar the past 2 weeks and hoarded up on more sugar! I passed on the boiled pork toes!

Cameras rolled, fresh fantasies created… Just another day at the office!

In between my sugar intake I did make some heathy choices too! I made this carnivore pizza crust. The whole pizza can be made fully carnivore, but I did add tomato paste and mushrooms on mine. This is delicious and so easy and fast to make. The woman’s IG account is @itscourtneyluna if you want some healthy recipes 🙂

Today I’m cutting refined sugars again. Fot the 36th time it feels like hahahaaa… I can have stuff sweetened with honey, maple syrup or vanilla drops. I feel better when I eat real foods. When I have sugary options, I can skip a whole meal and just eat a pastry or enough chocolate and call it a meal.

Yesterday we had 14 people that went on a hike doing the Kraft Mountain Loop trail. So much fun! I put some ribs in the smoker before and made a chili for after too. Hunter loves Amanda!

Also finished the 2nd season of ‘Andor’ which I think was a bit up and down. Never been into Star Wars, but the 1st season was pretty good.

Also finished watching the series ‘The Lowdown’ with Ethan Hawk. So good and I loved it!

And lastly I finished reading the ‘The Nightingale’ by Kristin Hannah. My 3rd book in a row by her. A little slower in the beginning, but plenty of excitement as you get further in the book.

Got a hair appointment for this week and will see what else shows up my way 🙂

Laters, Puma Swede

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Happy Holidays :)

I’m already confused about the days. I might of mentally entered the holiday season. I thought yesterday was Monday all day, and that my sister is arriving tomorrow until she called, and told me I better be at the airport tonight to pick her up…. ooops. I also had to cancel a restaurant reservation I thought I had made for tonite, but it turns out that in my confusion I had made it for tomorrow…

But before the holiday stuff, there were preparations. Both good and bad. Had a day with Angel when we got some Botox touch ups, took her dogs to the park and then some shopping. Mostly for ourselves, but that’s the safest way to guarantee you get what you want from Santa 🙂

This also required a trip to IKEA to buy some pickled herring (for my sis, cause I don’t eat that), lots of chocolates, that I already finished, and then you end up buying like 10 other little things that you probably don’t need…

Since I know I won’t have much time for the gym when my sister is here , I tried to maximize it last week. Even got a 2h pickleball clinic in. Starting to get some stamina and strength back finally. And I’ve been able to taper down on the steroid pills from 15mg to 10mg yeay!

The bad stuff? I started feeling a bit of tooth pain. Ignored it, as it was just like once a day. But then on Saturday it felt pretty bad and I started searching for emergency dental places. Don’t feel like dealing with tooth pain during the holidays and I’m guessing most places are also going to be closed. Found a place and got an appointment. Turns out my wisdom tooth had a huge cavity. I assumed I would get an appointment to remove it for an other day. The nice dentist said he can remove it right there and then. I told him I’m not mentally prepared for that. He was so nice and said he would talk me through it and it shouldn’t be hard. I finally agreed with the nurse holding my hand through the procedure. It actually went really smooth for once hahhaaaa…

OK, some holiday stuff should be appropriate now. Managed to find a willing Santa, to force a Christmas hat on Hunter and some other Christmassy stuff 🙂

Hunter loves the neighbors decorations though. Also he has some semi friendship with the neighbors cat. Hunter goes to their cat door waiting. But when he does come out, they get close, but not too close LOL…

Sandy arrived yesterday with her kids. So great to have them over. No time to waste, so we took off for some ramen and did the Enchanted light garden at night. The light maze was cool, but the hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows was the sh*t 🙂 Pics coming. Just haven’t had time to catch my breath (or nap), since today we been running around all day too. Just got home, recharging and then we’re going to pick my sister up and head to dinner 🙂

Me & Hunter are wishing you the best Christmas! Hope Santa is generous to you 🙂 Hope you get tasty foods and are surrounded by friends & family! And stay clear of the flu or whatever the stuff people are having!

That’s it. Better take the opportunity to chill for like 10 min before it’s time to get going again!

Happy Holidays!

XXX Puma

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Eye Surgery in Prague

I’m alive and eyes are almost recovered! Which is pretty amazing considering how I looked after. Looked like I went cage fighting with a tiger, or 5 of them!

After arriving here in Prague, shooting for 2 days, me and Angel took he train to Olomouc to go see the surgeon. He wanted to see me before the surgery to see what he was getting into.

His name is Adam and he is an oculoplastic surgeon. He actually works mostly on functional surgeries on patients that needs reconstructive surgery on their eyes after say cancer, accidents etc. But also cosmetic surgeries as mine. I had face-timed with him from Vegas and instantly liked him. Knowledgable and professional!

So, last week me and Angel rented a car and as the first rate friend she is, she drove me to Olomouc for the surgery. About 2,5h from Prague.

Got checked in and Angel translated all the paperwork for me which was in Czech. The anesthesiologist came in and explained how the sedation was going to work. Basically I would be almost out, but be able to communicate with them during the surgery. So not fully asleep.

The surgeon came in too and I wanted to point out how much excess skin there was and tell him not to be afraid to cut that stuff off. He asked if I still wanted to be able to close my eyes? LOL, end of discussion…

That was about it, before they took me away and in to the surgery room. I already had a drip in my arm and they added the sedation to it. All I can say is WOW! All I remember is that the visuals I had was like a great acid trip hahhaaaa…. I don’t remember anything until I wake up in my room and Angel was there. Pretty groggy, hard to open my eyes, but felt good and no pain 🙂

We packed up and back to Prague we went 🙂

Been sleeping with a pregnancy pillow to stay upright. The surgeon said that they had to sedate me extra during surgery cause I was getting restless and that I would probably feel it and be tired. Slept like a bruised up Sleeping Beauty who been punched out by Rocky Balboa!

I got eyedrops with antibiotic that I have to take 4 times a day. Was hard to open the eyes the next morning, but with the drops and some ice packs I managed!

They have amazing food here in Czech and Angels sister is also an amazing cook, so at least I wasn’t starving 🙂

The cotton puffs next to my nose are to support the fat the moved around under my eyes, That goes for the tape too. The ones next to eyes were to collect fluids after the surgery.

2nd day felt pretty much like the first one. It looks painful, but I didn’t experience any pain at all during this whole time and I didn’t take any painkillers.

3rd day. Even ventured outside for bit.

Since I’m smart, and had surgery with a touch of laziness, I hired Angels sisters kid as an assistant. He is the best! He made me coffees, brought water and made this amazing snack platter for me and Angel! He is obviously charging me and he writes everything he does down on a paper and how much it costs. Luckily he is reasonably priced hahahaa…

4th day. I think this one banana is the healthiest thing I’ve eaten during my whole time here hahhaaaa… We hit the mall and I found IKEA and kanel gifflar. Life is good! They might be the 2nd best thing coming from Sweden. You do know what the number one export from Sweden is right?!?

By the time we hit the toy store for the kids I had to recoup for a bit…

Lots of icing…

By the 5th day I felt pretty normal. Just ignore the mess in the background, my morning hair and appreciate my style of fashion!

We were a gang that went to an amazing Argentinian steakhouse in Old Town this past weekend. Also Angels mom took us to town shopping yesterday. We were out for 12h in total and now need an extra suitcase to get all my stuff home LOL…

Now we are sitting on the train back to Olomouc to remove my stitches. Wohooo, very excited about that cause they itch now. I like how they roll here and serve you bubbly on the train 🙂 Cheers from us!

We done so much here and I’ll try to get all the rest down in a post this weekend. Going to take a nap on the train now before we arrive in Olomouc. Wishing you the best for the rest of the week!

Kisses, Puma

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Shopping, Arizona, Best Massage…

First up, a couple of pics of me and Alexis Fawx. She might have given me one of the best (and dirtiest) massages ever hahahaaa… If you know, you know 😉

Had to shop a little and luckily Angel Dark needed to go to IKEA too. My question is though: “What’s the greatest thing to come out of Sweden? Puma Swede or IKEA? And why do you think it’s Puma Swede” hahahaaa…

After IKEA we went to the European Market. They have some weird stuff over there. I thought the first package read Pork *ock hahhaaaa… Not sure what Hock is or what kind of meal you make of a uterus???

Another day I hit the mall, but got distracted with all these cute dogs around.

Had to get some new ‘work equipment’ and I couldn’t resist this colorful tongue 🙂 And love the girls makeup and costume.

Worked in between the shopping…

Yesterday I went hiking with Kayla Paige to the Arizona Hot Springs. WOW, amazing! So cool that Vegas is so close to Arizona. Like a 45 min drive.

We kept seeing these notes about nudity at the hot springs. Was kind of expecting (hoping LOL) to find some naked people splashing around, but we didn’t get that lucky…

The water was very hot in the first pool and then got a bit cooler in the next 2 pools.

There was a staircase where you could climb and there was a small waterfall next to it. Obviously we both had to try it out…

We learned that you can keep hiking down and you get to the Colorado River. Have to go and buy a waterpack and water shoes and I hope to take my sister there when she comes in a couple of weeks 🙂 Also found out that you can camp out there so that’s on the to-do-list as well. I really enjoyed this hike!

All the fresh air made me tired so Hunter and I watched the show “Terriers” and I ate ice cream and Hunter got a plate of chicken 🙂

Hunter was also trying to live up to his name and tried to hunt lizards with no real luck. He also kept an eye on this guy who came over to clean up broken glass around the house.

Was a bit lazy with the gym last week, but did another class of pickleball and played a couple of hours after. Slowly getting better! Got a Live Show with Kayla next week, a Skype show with Angel tomorrow, plan to hit the gym and then just wing the rest 🙂 Oh, need to pop by Costco to get sugar for the kids for Halloween. What’s your Halloween plans? Got a costume? I plan to eat half the candy I buy for the kids hahahaaa…

Happy Halloween!

XXX Puma

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Shooting, Halloween and Hunter obviously…

Last week I had a bunch of fun shoots. On Monday I shot with Alexis Fawx. I heard so many great things about her before hand and she didn’t disappoint! I will show more pics when I get them, but here’s a shot of me waiting for the fun to start 🙂

Then on Tuesday, me and Angel Dark went to Nelson’s Ghost Town to shoot. Wow, it’s such a cool spot and only about a 45 min drive from where I live. There’s a family that runs it and owned it for 30 years. The guy that worked the front desk was very funny. He started by showing us a binder with photos of stuff we can’t do and things to look out for. He said he caught 19 of the 20 rattlesnakes there, so look out for the last one. Bees! There was a lot of them and they sting if they get inside your clothing. Guess who got stung??? Yes, me!

Cactuses, people wanting pictures right by them and then falling in. There was pictures of people covered in them and it looked painful! I was so excited so I actually forgot to take pictures of the place. But we are going back so I will snap pics then. But here are a few shots of us so you can get an idea if you focus on the background instead of me and Angel hahahaaa…

Such a fun day, minus the bee sting! If you visit Vegas, it’s definitely worth a trip out there!

Then we also shot with Greg. He is an amazing photographer! This is the second time I shot with him and he is always nice and explains he’s camera settings, light positioning etc so I can try to learn 🙂 Haven’t got the pics yet, but from what I saw in his camera, I have to say he makes me look good 🙂 Just a BTS shot and me and of Angel while she was shooting and I was creeping hahhaaaa….

While on my favorite topic, ME (joking a little), here’s some pics I got from another photographer I shot with a couple of weeks ago 🙂

And then me at the gym 🙂 I have to force myself to actually do some strength/cardio workouts and not just play pickleball. But I did that too of course!

I finally picked up my new glasses. I wanted a pair that barely shows as a change and I’m really happy with them!

Hunter is his happy self and I don’t think he has any complaints…

Went to a Halloween party with Angel on Saturday. I loved my costume, ‘plastic surgery post op’. One lady though I actually had all the surgery and was amazed I showed up to party hahhaaaa… I have to take better pics in the outfit. As usual when I get excited I forget. Here’s some from the party though…

Couple of selfies since I have to make the most of it when my face is painted 🙂

Hitting the gym later today and got plans to check out the 2nd biggest thing from Sweden after me, IKEA, tomorrow 😉 Then just have to see what the rest of the week brings on…

Wishing you a great week!

XXX Puma

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Ecosex, Water Leak, Good Book…

How has your week been? Mine was pretty good. Checked off a lot on my to do list, didn’t skip the gym, and I topped it off with some shrooms 🙂

Last weekend I went to a book fair called Index Art Book Fair here in Mexico City. My Swedish artist friend Sanna invited me and the highlight was a talk by Annie Sprinkle, a pornstar from back in the day. Another Swedish girl joined us so we were like an IKEA threesome walking around. We wanted some wine for the talk, so we went across the street and got it in to-go coffee cups, classy!

Luckily it was all in English and Annie and her partner Beth were really funny. They talked about their history and how they now are Ecosexuals. I had no idea what an Ecosexual was, but they had this sheet on how to practice it, ways to make love to the earth, etc. Examples like: massage the earth with your feet, touch her (the earth) all over, kiss and lick her… Kind of like a sexual environmentalist.

There was a lot to it all, and they’ve held talks about marrying the fire and more. I thought it was very interesting and I might not make love to the earth, but I love being in it so maybe I’m slightly Ecosexual 🙂

On Sunday I went to Santa Fe to visit Dayana and she and some of her kids took me to a Colombian restaurant. It’s very hearty meals with plantains, meat, rice and beans. Very tasty and my favorite was the meat empanadas with some chimichurri dip. I ate like 10 of them. I did taste Dayana’s blood sausage, blood mixed with rice stuffed in a sausage skin, and it was OK, but I think I can live without blood sausages…

Went to a mall nearby for coffee and never did I expect to find an ice skating rink here in Mexico…

Showed my exceptional acting skills off in front of the camera 😉 Which reminds me of my casting I did in Sweden this Xmas. I haven’t heard back from them so my acting skills actually just might be mediocre after all…

Sometimes there’s been water leaking by the kitchen fan. They’ve checked it once before, but had no idea where it’s coming from. Now it’s been getting worse with pools of water on the kitchen floor. Three guys came and ripped some cabinets out and found a leaking pipe in the wall. The cabinet and panels have been ruined by the water so they are being fixed now too.

Been going to the gym and didn’t skip any of the classes this week 🙂

I tried to get a cute selfie of me and Hunter, but I don’t think we quite made the cute part…

It’s better to just take pics in his normal state – sleeping. Snapped this when he is under my legs on the couch. This happens every night. I watch TV or read, knees up with a blanket over me, and he jumps in and passes out…

I bought and finished a book this week – ‘Razorblade Tears’ by S.A. Cosby. It’s a crime novel and I copied the excerpt from https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250252708/razorbladetears

“A Black father. A white father. Two murdered sons. A quest for vengeance. Ike Randolph has been out of jail for fifteen years, with not so much as a speeding ticket in all that time.

But a Black man with cops at the door knows to be afraid.The last thing he expects to hear is that his son Isiah has been murdered, along with Isiah’s white husband, Derek. Ike had never fully accepted his son but is devastated by his loss.

Derek’s father Buddy Lee was almost as ashamed of Derek for being gay as Derek was ashamed of his father’s criminal record. Buddy Lee still has contacts in the underworld, though, and he wants to know who killed his boy.

Ike and Buddy Lee, two ex-cons with little else in common other than a criminal past and a love for their dead sons, band together in their desperate desire for revenge. In their quest to do better for their sons in death than they did in life, hardened men Ike and Buddy Lee will confront their own prejudices about their sons and each other, as they rain down vengeance upon those who hurt their boys.

Provocative and fast-paced, S. A. Cosby’s Razorblade Tears is a story of bloody retribution, heartfelt change – and maybe even redemption.”

Pretty violent, witty dialog, and you root for the old badass dads kicking ass!

I think that’s it for this past week. I took some shrooms this weekend I started watching ‘Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency’ on Netflix. Pretty damn weird when tripping but it seems good 🙂

I’m very excited about this upcoming week. I bought a camera after some research and I start taking classes on Tuesday. After class I have a meeting and something fun might come out of that. On Friday I have a photographer coming over and I’m looking to create something cool.

OK, enjoy your Sunday and catch you next week!

XXX Puma

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What’s new?

Are you guys prepping for the holidays? What and where are you going to spend it? Doing anything special or no f*cks given? I got a bit homesick thinking of all the special Swedish foods we have for the holidays, the cold, snow and darkness. So what did I find? A Scandinavian holiday ‘something’ celebration in one of the WhatsApp groups. Turns out it was at a church with Christmas songs in Swedish, Finnish, and Danish. And the coolest part, the girls singing them were Mexicans and sang them perfectly. Very impressed! The other best part was that they sold ‘lussebullar’, cinnamon buns and Finnish ‘mustikkapiirakka’ which is blueberry pie. Obviously I bought a bunch and suddenly I wasn’t so homesick after all 🙂

Buuuut then yesterday morning I started craving again and googled where the IKEA store is here in Mexico City. Ordered an Uber and off I went. Bought so much Swedish candy that I had stomach pain the rest of the day. But it was well worth it hahhahaaa…

Pasts weeks work for the ‘spicy’ site 🙂

Also worked on Psychonaut Explorer shooting and created a Sale section on the website.

Found my way to the gym too and feel healthy and strong now 🙂 Also tried a new gym called Commando with my friend Dyana. It was awesome and felt like a morning disco with a workout!

Are you guys following the World Cup? There are a lot of Argentinians here in the City and they all seem to gather at this restaurant around the corner here and cheer the Argentinian team on.

And Hunter is doing great. I feel like I have a kid now. We love to chill on the balcony and take naps together. At night he expects his usual treat which is turkey slices with some Philadelphia cheese that I serve him on a napkin hahahaaa 🙂

A couple of selfies and this cute pig I ran into one night when out walking 🙂

Now going to eat some cured salmon and hit the gym. Going to do some Xmas gift shopping this week, work a lot, and then I have a small Swedish Xmas celebration with friends. I feel excited for this week and hope you will have an amazing week too 🙂

XXX Puma

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Italy & Left-Overs

Soooo, I’ve been back from Italy for almost a week. Italy was an overindulgence of all the great & tasty things in life – pasta, wine, truffles, champagne, antipasto, pizza and lotttts of espressos. Not to forget, great friends who rent castles and invite you 🙂 Thank you Andrea & Dasha!

Flew in to Rome and rented a car and drove towards Umbria. I love how people drive in Italy: fast and knowing not to idle in the left lane! Finally arrived and all I can say is just WOW! 2 houses and one of them had a church and an old jail cell underground! Like WTF, I want that in my future house! Not for religious purposes, but I could throw some awesome parties and troublemakers would be thrown in jail LOL…

I thought it was going to be a few days lying by the pool, but nope. Every day there were excursions. Among the things we checked out were the National Art Gallery of Umbria. A lot of historical religious art and what hit me is that it seemed pretty cruel back in the day. You look at a painting and then you realize the person is stepping on some people. Or someone with a knife in the head!

Obviously have to taste some wine when in Italy. They had made a reservation at the Tenuta Castelbuono. Not very familiar with architects or architecture, but this one is designed by Arnaldo Pomodoro who apparently is very famous in Italy. Very cool and Dasha and I even tried to sneak some wine straight from the barrels 😉

I’ve said it before, I like visiting churches. We went to see the great St Francis of Assisi in Umbria. I’m not great at history either, but it’s impressive in its’ size and I don’t think anyone would build anything like this today.

Had dinner at Il Frantoio which is a Michelin star restaurant. I tried a few Michelin star restaurants and unfortunately this one didn’t impress too much. The service was so so and everyone was sweating because the AC was off. But great views and I did tried pigeon for the first time 🙂 I had the best company though!

A couple of nights we had dinner at the house and it was a pretty awesome setting to dine at sunset!

Some more pics checking out Umbria, Perugia and Assisi. Also some old men in windows and cats.

Checked out on Saturday morning and drove back to Rome. Never been there before so it was fun to check it out. I liked it, but don’t think I’ll be going to Rome again. I prefer all the little towns and was also recommended to go to Sardinia. Added to bucket-list 🙂

My favorite place in Rome was the beach area. Only about 30 min drive from the city.

Saw the Spanish Steps and the famous Trevi fountain where Anita Ekberg took a dip.

Had yummy gelato, found a IKEA pop up store, cat instead of old men in a window, and skipped around in a bikini. You know, the usual stuff 😉

That concludes my Italy trip. I hope to visit more places in Italy! And eat more truffles and carbonara pasta!

Here are a few more pics from Sweden too. Seeing friends, partying a bit, hanging out, and lots of animals 🙂

Oh, and I did shoot some too. Have more pics coming, but this girl – altogether awesome. HoneyBabe, I think I love you 🙂

This week I’ve tried to catch up on work and battle jetlag. Yesterday I watched my friends compete in a crossfit competition here in town and going there to cheer them on today again. Before I go I’m going to tell you to see this movie –> RRR. It’s so damn good and you can thank me later!

OK, some breakfast, more coffee and then heading out. Enjoy your Sunday!

XXX Puma

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Puerto Rico –> Mexico

Sunday evening In Mexico City. Arrived here exactly one week ago last Sunday night. I got everything packed although I had to go buy one more suitcase to fit everything 🙂 The espresso machine & coffee grinder just had to come (life essentials) so that was pretty much one suitcase.

Of course there was the last minute throwing stuff away that just didn’t fit. There was a huge black trash bag full of skimpy outfits.The next morning when I left to work out, I spot a pair of my metallic hotpants outside the entrance to my building. Weird I thought, they must’ve fallen out even though I tied the bag. When I passed the trash containers, all of my stuff had been spread out on the ground LOL… Guess no one was in need of any fishnets and neon colored lingerie 🙂

Sad that I had to leave my Xmas tree behind that served year around for 2 years now hahahaaaa…

Had to squeeze in one last beach day with Masha. Wow, found such a cool spot and stayed until the sun went down and we were all alone on the beach…

Finally came Sunday and time for Mexico. Good thing there are Uber XL’s 🙂

I love flying and getting the aerial view from above.

And look at this cool dog that boarded too hahhaaaaa…

And when you are Puma Swede, they give you your initial on you food tray. Or could’ve been just old regular Pepper & Salt if you lack imagination hahaahahaa…

Got called aside for an extra check up of all the luggage at Mexico City airport. They acted very casual when they packed up clear stripper heels, a coffee grinder and Pussitive merchandise. I’m just happy they didn’t pack up the bag with toys and vibrators LOL! One bag even gave up and had to be taped and put in a plastic bag.

I missed all the food here! Had to start out like a champion and went to Niddo. Wow, wow, wow!!!! It’s a must when here. Just look at these pancakes! It’s a super popular spot so be prepared to wait if you show up at popular times!

I have to give 2 more recommendations. Casa Virginia and Anatol. Super great, tasty food & cocktails!

And my other favorite thing here is all the dogs everywhere!

But then I came across these 3 beauties. So cool and one of them started chewing down paper and some trash. They told me they eat everything. Made me think of the movie Snatch (great movie) and the guy that says:

“And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig.”

Between apartment hunting I got some photos and videos done…

That is pretty much everything from this past week in CDMX. Tomorrow viewing 4 apartments. Left an offer for one today and will see if it gets accepted tomorrow. Cross your fingers 🙂 Thought it would be easier to find a furnished place here, but the nicer apartments are all unfurnished. But hey, they got IKEA here!

XXX Puma

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Wroooooom…

Feels like the days here in Sweden fly by faster than I can say IKEA. All of a sudden an other week gone by and it’s already August! Almost Christmas! And my birthday and I get older! Holy shit! OK, maybe a bit dramatic, it’s all good hahaaahaaa….

Last weekend me & my friend Karina went kayaking for a weekend. Considered eventual disasters scenarios that we could encounter on the water. Like being run over by big boats, tipping over, the possibility of shitty weather which is like a 90% chance here in Sweden. We were in luck though! Stayed in our kayaks without being run over by boats and the sun was shining 🙂 We bought a 3 day package from Dalarö Kajak. Included everything (kayaks, tents, sleeping bags with thin mattress, camping kitchen) plus one night in a hotel with a 3 course dinner, breakfast buffet and lunch package.

Heading out. They required life vests even though I carry my own ‘floating devices’ 😉

After about 5h kayaking with a lunch stop, we found our own island to camp at the first night. This is not hard in the Swedish archipelago since there are a lot of small islands. Cooked some food, drank wine and dressed up. Who said camping can’t be glamorous? Then a magical sunset and after that the mosquitos came in herds. Only downfall…

Slept pretty good in the tent. It was a snug 2 person tent so you can forget about social distancing. The next day we spent on the island tanning and swimming. Ducks came by and had lunch with us 🙂

Around 3pm we jumped in our kayaks again and paddled to SmÃ¥dalarö GÃ¥rd. Super nice place and we went straight to the sauna. Karina is part Finn too, so sauna is like our second home! She has this particular style, or actually no style at all, when she jumps in the water LOL. Unfortunately I have to admit I’m no better and can’t dive… I just don’t post any proof of myself, just my friend, sorry Karina 😉

The dinner was so good and it felt like sleeping on clouds after a night in the tent 🙂

Stuffed ourself (or at least me) at breakfast. Literally…

Relaxed a bit and gathered our strength to paddle back. Well, I couldn’t resist a few selfies in the mirror before leaving…

If you visit Sweden, or are living here, I can highly recommend this trip! 10 out of 10. Great service, price and so much fun!

Karina is like a band aid. She can’t get enough of me 😉 So this weekend we were a few celebrating her birthday too…

I had the luxury of having my make up done by a couple of 12 year olds before dinner. I call the style Las-Vegas-sparkle. They just kept adding, but I must admit they did a pretty good job with what they had to work with hahhaaaaa…

This week there will be a 3 day hike at Jämtlandstriangeln. With Karina obviously, who else? My sister is coming too. I love hiking and I’m so excited about this! What you been up to?

Sunny greetings from Sweden! The sun is shining for now…

Puma

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