Tepoztlán

Went for another staycation last week. I visited and stayed in Tepoztlán again, and I love it there. Very chill with great restaurants and bars. I’ve heard that it gets packed during the weekends though. I prefer to visit places during the week when it’s not too crowded. That way you never have to wait for a table and there are plenty of Airbnb accommodations to choose from. This was our casa and it was great!

Checked in and took a stroll. We passed this beautiful cemetery…

Grabbed some food and I found this awesome cowboy hat to hide my bad hair days with 🙂

There is a bar called La Cueva – the Cave. It feels like you are in a cave made of trees. Grabbed some cocktails and in the end we ended up eating there too. Got a new cute kitty-buddy that I shared my meal (not cocktails) with. I know a lot of people think you shouldn’t feed dogs or cats in a restaurant, but I do because I just can’t resist them 🙂

Next day Ximena came down and we got some work done. First, test the lighting, and then action..

Lot of swimwear. I love working outdoors!

How awesome is this t-shirt?

Dayana came down and joined us. We headed for a late lunch at La Veladora. They have a pool area for hotel guests, good food and it’s very relaxing there…

There’s some great sculptures, and I tried to imitate one of them. Pretty accurate or what do you think?

Had time to chill for like 10 min and switch outfits, then we stopped by La Cueva again for pre-dinner drinks.

Dinner was at the Amomoxtli hotel. Been there before and it was great then. Now it was just meeh. Not very good service, but my Piña Colada was very good 🙂

Passed a local bar on the way back and decided to make a pit stop. It was packed with locals and you could order 1 liter beers and blue Smurf drinks hahahaa… Settled for some beers and Tequila shots.

When we arrived home we had these horses outside our place. Not sure if they were wild, but they were just strolling the streets…

Back home we felt like an after party. Unfortunately no one brought a speaker, but a coffee pot did a decent job 🙂

Next morning we walked to Cafe de la Milpa. It’s an amazing farm to table restaurant. You sit outdoors and they have a community garden there. I can imagine myself living like this in a few years with all my rescued animals 🙂

We worked on our tans by the pool for a bit before checking out. Then we headed to the main street in town. Lots of shops, restaurants and bars…

Or you can buy yourself some scorpion infused Tequila…

I wanted to do this hike up the mountain Al Tepozteco at the end of the main street, but there just wasn’t any time. Or energy I might add… There are some old pyramids up at the top and it’s supposed to be very cool. Next time…

Grabbed some lunch and I’m showing off my beautiful new bag I got from Dayana. And my Pussitive hat 🙂

The restaurant had the best painting so I thought I might as well imitate that one as well 🙂

I also got this mug after we finished the drink in it 🙂 I think the chicas on mug look like me & Dayana. Chicas Borrachas means Drunk Girls hahahaaa…

Found some leftover pics. All together it was a great little trip and it’s only about 1,5h from Mexico City so definitely go if you can 🙂

Best part about coming home is Hunter of course. He doesn’t think I need to work when I’m back so he plants himself on the computer, or just stares at me until I either feed him or go and take a nap with him 🙂

I went to a great event this weekend and went eating Colombian food and shopping with Dayana yesterday. I will make another post about it. Heading to a camera store now to look at cameras 🙂

Catch you later!

XXX Puma

Give Away

I’m so happy! Last week I finally picked up the t-shirts and pants that I produced here. They are so comfy and made out of the softest materials. Since I want everyone to have a chance to feel and wear these, I’m doing a GIVE AWAY on Instagram. You can win 2 t-shirts. One for you and your buddy, because you’re an awesome friend, right?

All you have to do is go to my Instagram for the clothes –> @pussitive_

  1. Like the Give Away post.
  2. Tag the amazeballs friend of yours who’d love this shirt.
  3. You both need to follow @pussitive_

Easy as that.

And if you just feel – ‘Naaah, I’m rich’ just go buy one right here –> https://psychonautexplorer.com/products/peace-out-t-shirt

Here is the other t-shirt –> https://psychonautexplorer.com/products/psychonaut-t-shirt

What do you think?

Kisses, Puma

SF pics & back to CDMX

Here are some pics from the trip to San Francisco. First day it was so foggy you could barely see the top of the tall buildings.

Outside the Mexican Consulate. I think this was the 2nd day when the visa was approved because I look so happy 🙂

One of my favorite things in SF is all the amazing coffee places! Before I left I marked all the shops I wanted to get coffee from on Google Maps. One of my favorites in flavor and location – Andytown Coffee Roasters. They have this rooftop park with a walkway outside that was awesome!

My absolute favorite is Wrecking Ball Coffee Roasters. WOW! So good and brought a couple of bags of coffee beans back with me to Mexico.

Other great coffee spots I visited were Home Coffee Roasters, Radiator Coffee Salon, and Red Rock Coffee Company in Mountain View. I used to live in Mountain View and stayed with a friend there on this visit, so it was great to go back to Red Rock every morning 🙂

There was this great specialty market that had pretty much all of my favorite coffee roasters. I love Verve, Chromatic, Ritual, Equator and Four Barrel. Had to buy a couple of more bags from there too 🙂 I was pretty over-caffeinated by the end of my trip hahahaaaa…

It was so much fun walking around in San Francisco again. I love the colorful Haight – Ashbury area.

I love lobster rolls and ate that twice. One of my favorite foods!

Great to see Patricia again and catch up with her. Patricia is the human.

More random pics from SF. Oh, and I love my Russian style hat that I wore everywhere. SF was sunny but cold!

It felt good to return to Mexico. Needed to get my butt back into gym and it feels so good!

Content has been produced and hopefully made people happy 🙂

Worked on Pussitive…

I have a busy and fun week ahead. A little overnight getaway on Wednesday, crossfitting, shooting and got some clothing samples to hopefully approve for production 🙂 Oh, and a visit to an orthopedic too because one foot has been hurting for a while and not getting better.

Let’s rock, Puma

LA, sick

Hola! It’s been a while. I spent the last week after getting back from LA sick as a turd! People were sick in LA and I guess it hit me when I got home. First 2 days it was flu symptoms, and then I ate a pizza and added food poisoning to the combo. I spent the night in the bathroom and in the morning I called a doctor over. Mexico is like the equivalent of the movie character MacGyver. You know, the guy who makes a bomb out of a Qtip and a flashlight. Everything is always fixable here. Dr. prescribed some antibiotics and another guy came biking with the meds from a pharmacy 20min later. I’m finally getting and feeling better!!!

But before this week of being sick and going to LA, we celebrated Thanksgiving with some other gringos here in CDMX. Very nice evening, gringos and food! And I love this doggie! I already offered like 5 times to dog sit him 🙂

Day after Thanksgiving I flew to LA to meet up with my sister. Saw this flight crew at LAX and only their eyes were visible behind shields! Yes, I had to run in front of them and check because I was so curious. Do they fly in this too? Or is it only when getting off the plane they put this on?

Had the best time in LA with my sister. We like the same stuff and were busy from morning to night. We stayed at Roosvelt Hotel and one of the nights there was the Hollywood Christmas Parade right outside. The manager of the hotel took us to the roof top and we got an amazing view from there.

We also pre celebrated my sisters birthday with a night out. Dinner and drinks first and then hit a club.

The Grove is one of my fav spots in LA. Used to go there a lot when I lived in LA. Love their Xmas decorations, and the Godiva chocolate cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory is the best!

My sister then flew back to Sweden and I went straight to get my hair done with the best hair dresser in LA, Joan at Style Box! She is amazing and super particular. She takes her time and I’m always so happy with the results. Trying to tame down the blondness a bit now and trying for a tiiiiny bit more natural look now. Baby steps!

Then I spent a couple more days with Sandy and her family. Which feels like and which I consider my family as well 🙂 No stay is complete without some work being done… In my case being a sleaze-ball 😉

Good views and nice car on set…

I also try to be helpful around the house when I’m there. Like help with spelling homework. They were supposed to try spell different animals. Well, Puma is an animal, right?

The last day before flying back, there was a crazy fog in LA. Very eerie… Compare it to my selfie in the morning sun just a day before.

At some point before getting sick I also managed some work at home. Love this Pussitive jacket I shot on Ximena and this jumpsuit on Masha 🙂

You think I missed myself? Naaah, love being infront of the camera too much 😉

Before I’m off to start this week, I’m just gonna throw some movie/series recommendations for you. Watched a few while being sick 🙂 These are all great and highly recommend them!

Also finished this book “The Elephant Tree” by RD Ronald. It wasn’t a page turner, just pretty good.

OK, need to pull myself together now and put that Xmas tree up! I want some holiday feeling at home now!

I hope you are not sick and out thriving and being fantastic!

XXX Puma

Visitors, robbed & party…

So much has happened and I haven’t had the time to check in here. Now I have a big cup of coffee and a few hours before Masha from Russia arrives here in Mexico, so here we go 🙂

I wrote this yesterday, but then I thought it was a great idea to micro-dose. The thing was that it actually didn’t hit me like a micro-dose, but I had to lie down and enjoy the ride for a couple of hours LOL. And then Masha was here, and never had time to add the photos and post this yesterday. Now Monday and let’s try this again!

I only knew Día de Muertos – Day of the Dead was a big holiday here. I was recommended the Pixar movie ‘Coco’, that shows what the holiday is about. Super good movie and I learned about the ‘ofrenda’. In short it is an altar, big or small, where pictures of the deceased are placed so they can find their way to you on the Day of the Dead. You also place their favorite foods, treats, drinks etc to make them feel welcome. Also you place the bright orange marigold flowers that is the flower of the dead. Families make them at their homes and there are public ones too. I thought it was such a nice idea, so I created a simple one at home. I included Mom & Dad, our rottweilers, and Molle, a horse I took care of when I was younger. I placed candy, flowers, and a candle there too 🙂 This is a couple of days later and now I need magnets so I can put these photos on the refrigerator 🙂

And my Halloween costumes.

Some pics from the city when walking around during Día de Muertos. Very beautiful and a lot of people out! Even the ladies at the check out at the supermarket were dressed up 🙂

My friend Linda arrived the day after. So great to have friends and family over. And yes, she brought candy from Sweden too 🙂 We had a very busy and active week where we checked out the city, downtown, worked out, wine & dined, and an excursion to one of my favorite places here – Boxque Teva. Wrote about it before. Like a hobbit town for adults.

Well, before we got going we decided to eat brunch. It was me, Linda and Andrew. I usually carry a small bag around my waist. Decided to place it on top of my backpack that I placed about 1meter from our table leaning against the wall. Long story short, one older guy in a suit pretends to drop his wallet, keys, and coins right by my feet. When we look, the other guy grabs my purse and takes off. We realized a bit too late what had happened. Police came quickly and people were helpful in helping to translate what had happened. Luckily Andrew had my phone and I had my computer with me in my backpack. I blocked all cards right away and luckily my bank had stopped their attempts to retrieve money and make payments. That within 5 minutes of getting ahold of my wallet.

When we finally settled everything we ordered an Uber to Boxque Teva about 45min on the outskirts Mexico City. Linda pointed out that the Uber was running out of gas. The gas light was blinking. The driver didn’t seem concerned though so we relaxed. When we were in the woods, the car suddenly dies. Luckily it was only10 minutes walking, uphill though, but we made it 🙂 Fingers crossed the Uber driver made it too 🙂

The next morning we walked along the main road there. Such cool houses and surroundings.

We came to a park entrance and met these 2 ladies in a house there. They told us they were park security. They invited us inside and offered us some food. They where so nice and I gave them mine and Linda’s Pussitive hats. Explained to them it is my ‘tetas’ on the picture on the hat and they seemed to appreciate to wear my titties on their head hahahaaaa…

Some more pics from Linda’s visit…

Made Linda model some Pussitive gear too before I let her fly back to Sweden.

Last week was all about catching up on work. More Pussitive stuff. I love this jumpsuit with the text TRIPPY 🙂

Shot a bunch for Onlyfans…

Catching up in the gym. I really like pushing and dragging the sledge. Imagine my legs and booty growing while I’m at it!

On Friday there was a small get together and we where invited by a couple at the gym. First time at this place Jardin Paraiso. Super cool place and it got packed.

I consider myself a great partier, but these Mexicans we were with, took it to another level. Hard to keep up, but they were all great fun. We were the first one to leave, and I felt like an amateur. If I’d stayed longer, I’m pretty sure I would’ve spent all day yesterday in fetal position LOL… I was able to cure my hungover with 1 Ibuprofen and a hamburger yesterday 🙂

Here’s som cats & dogs for you too. So many cute ones here. My favorite is this guy with this kitty in his backpack. Threw in a squirrel in there too that was cute 🙂

And yesterday I finished the book ‘Dune’. I loved it! Lmk if you have other great sci-fi reads to recommend!

Masha just texted that she’s boarding in Florida. Going to be so much fun having here here. We got a volcano hike and sweat lodge trips planned for next week 🙂

How are you doing? Remember, don’t try to blend in – stand out!

Kisses, Puma

City of Angels

It was 10 busy days in LA! I have tried to catch up on sleep this weekend after coming back to Mexico on Friday night. There was a birthday brunch here on Saturday that required some recovery as well hahahaaa…

It was so great to see my best friend Sandy and her family again. I always stay with them when in LA and I feel like I’m part of her family 🙂 So much catching up to do and kids were ready with Barbies within 10 minutes of my arrival. I have my own Barbie there, named Barbara, and somehow the kids always remember that and I always have to play with Barbara.

There was a lot of shooting while in town. So spoiled that Sandy is the best make-up artist and fixed my face up every time 🙂 Here are just a few samples.

The hot brunette is Silvia Saige – yummy! And she has two super sweet cats too that I was running after almost as much as Silvia LOL…

I also shot a whole day with one of my all-time favorites Courtney Taylor! She’s just so damn hot and also so much fun. We were laughing so hard and the day flew by too fast! The photographer has all the pics so I’ll show them later.

Also flew out a day to shoot in Phoenix. The photographer makes you look your best. Even though he pays, he always shares some pics with the model that she can use. Not always the case with photographers. Here are a couple 🙂

And a couple of my selfies from that day… Not quite the same quality and elegance!

I think we maybe had 2 days that were a bit more chill. I threw on the bikini and tanned it up a bit.

Also did a round of shopping for some Pussitive stuff in Downtown. Afterwards met up with Jose who I became friends with in Puerto Rico. Found out through IG he was visiting LA at the same time as me. So good seeing him!

As always Sandy and I did one night out. It was her husband’s birthday and we celebrated pretty hard at Paris Tokyo in Beverly Hills. I only have this one pic of us before it got out of control hahahaaa… I can just say that the next day I woke up with half the birthday cake in my bra, hair, and clothes! But we had fun, all that matters!

And all too fast the ten days were gone! Hopefully I go back very soon 🙂

By the way, watched ‘Dune’ this weekend and reading the book. Wow, can recommend both! Have you read the book or seen the movie?

OK, time to hit the gym and get this week started off strong!

Kisses, Puma

Last week flew…

…by and I had to look at my pictures to remember what I did. Sometimes it feels like all I do is have-to-do things that take up so much time.Making appointments, signing up for a mail forwarding service in Texas that required a zoom meeting to get notarized, getting lashes done (although I managed to take a nap at the same time so not a complete waste), etc. Going through pics and editing them. I only enjoy being in front of the camera or taking pics 🙂 Also went to the dentist, but I didn’t take pictures when I was there, because that’s an uncomfortable situation and I have to concentrate on not freaking out.

OK, enough complaining! Moving over to the good parts 🙂

I try to go for walks in the evening at least a couple of times a week. Perfect way to relax and I try to explore streets or areas where I haven’t walked before. Most of the time it’s rewarding and I find something new like a store, restaurant, or cafe. Last week I found this huge amazing bookstore called Fondo de Cultura Economica. I love books and bought 2 cool coffee table books. Pretty cool they had a book about Swedish architecture in wood.

I’ve also heard about this supposedly great bar at Four Seasons. Finally got a chance to visit last week and it’s a great place to check out. Had a drink and food at Fifty Mils. Creative cocktails and not super expensive either. Recommend to check this place out!

Got some great content done and couple of updates on Pussitive 🙂

On weekends they have dogs & cats for adoption at the park nearby. I can’t go there anymore on weekends because I just want to “save” them all. I started crying and had to walk away from the park…

I do enjoy seeing all the dogs around town when being out though, and here’s last weeks’ favorites :)This dog walker had 13 dogs out for a walk!

Not so common to see cats here so I got so excited to run into this one at the store. The couple told me they bring him/her everywhere with them.

Finally managed to hit the gym 4 times (my goal) last week. Here’s a couple of pics to prove it 🙂

I heard about this girl who does amazing nails and was told she was coming to visit Mexico City for a few days to take appointments. I haven’t had acrylic nails forever because after having them for years my own nails were ruined. After seeing her pics on Instagram I got excited and wanted cool ass nails by her. Yes, it’s hard to wipe your ass with them LOL…

I love the outdoors and will try to get outdoors more. There are so many options here and you can easily Uber to most of them. On Sunday we went to Los Dinamos park. 30min way with Uber and really nice. It’s a bit more family oriented by the entrance, but it gets more peaceful the further up you go. Ran into a farmer with a bunch of dogs trying to herd a bunch of sheep & goats 🙂 And yeah, could not walk by without taking a pic of the donkey with his dick out! I mean, who could?

Will definitely go back and bring my Kindle and snacks!

Now going to practice some Spanish and then go for an other walk 🙂 Have an amazing week!

Kisses, Puma

Birthday, architecture, blonder…

How was your week? I started mine by turning a year older. I don’t feel it, but I feel like I look it 🙁 In panic I googled face lifts this week to see what options are out there hahahaaa…

I loved my crocodile birthday cake that I got!

Why settle with only cake when you can have donuts too! After all, it was my birthday!

My favorite gift to myself is this Ninja Grill! WOW, it’s amazing. So far I’ve grilled steaks and chicken in it and roasted potatoes and vegetables, all perfectly grilled and roasted! I really recommend this because it’s so easy and fast!!!

Not only did I celebrate my birthday this week, it was also Mexico’s Independence Day. A restaurant had a special menu with Mezcal and burgers for the holiday. We were required to be blindfolded to try to get the different flavors from the Mezcals. I only managed to get drunk hahahaaa… Oh, and the little crayfish looking things in my hand are river shrimps you snack on. Tasted like a river, so I washed it down with some more Mezcal 🙂

It was also about time to get my hair fixed. Got recommended this hair salon and they did a great job. Even though it looked like I had a head full of tampons at one point!

And in between celebrations and hair fixing, I did what I do pretty good 🙂 I don’t know why, but I never seem to get tired of being in front of the camera. In Swedish we call it ‘linslus’ and there’s no real translation, but literally it means ‘lens lice’, nice huh?

There are a bunch of expat WhatsApp groups you can join to get help or join activities. We signed up to go see Casa Organica by the architect Javier Senosiain Aguilar. What a place! One of the coolest houses I’ve been in, and I’d live there in a heartbeat!

It was designed to be one with nature, so it has soft and round forms with no sharp edges or corners. If you are in Mexico City, definitely book a tour here. More about this place here https://en.casaorganica.org/

On Sundays I try to plan my upcoming week a bit. What I want to do, have to do, and set some goals. I have a really exciting meeting on Tuesday with an incredible local photographer here. If everything goes as planned, we’re shooting a thing for a Swedish publication.

I’ve come to a realization that I’ve lately started to crave and eat a lot of sugar, sweets, and candy. Have to cut down and eat better and healthier foods. When I eat proper meals, I crave less sugar. Can anyone invent a healthy chocolate croissant with proteins, healthy fats, and no sugar please?

I also started updating my backup account on Instagram. This is more of a personal account with less sleaze and skin, and more everyday stuff. If you want to follow it’s @itsmepumaswede. I also cleaned up my Twitter account and will be focusing a bit more on art and NFT that I’m very interested in.

Work more on Pussitive and with that I leave you with a Pussitive vintage skirt and t-shirt 🙂

Do you have any goals for next week? Feel free to share and we can check up on each other in the end of this week 🙂

Kisses, Puma

My sis visiting!

My sister was visiting for almost 2 weeks and we made the most of it! Our first activity was to go watch some Lucha Libre ‘fighting’. Booked it as an Airbnb experience and had a great guy who explained some of the history and rules to us. Very interesting and I recommend to go watch and learn some about it. Not just watch the movie Nacho Libre 😉

Next up was a day trip to some hot springs and subterranean caves. We were picked up at 6.30am and it was about a 3,5h drive out there. There were already 2 people in the little car + the driver, so it was a very tight 3,5h ride. Luckily we stopped for breakfast, coffee, water shoes, and plastic pouches to protect our phones.

And finally we arrived!

Wait, let me just throw a few poses before we go down to the pools!

There were several pools to choose from and my sister and I found our own private pool to soak in. So relaxing and there were beautiful views. Not just the views of me that is…

The area is pretty big and you could walk around and go into large caves. Someone told me to get under this waterfall because it was like getting a massage. Sure, and I luckily grabbed my bikini bottoms last minute, right when they were going to be washed off too…

Then we jumped into a small bus that transported us to the other caves. There had been a lot of rain so we couldn’t enter the cave at the bottom. Normally the water is all clear there too, but now it was all muddy. I loved the waterfall above its’ entrance.

Luckily there was another cave higher up. We were told to turn on our flashlights on our phones because it was pitch-black when you stumbled deeper in. It looked like the cave came to an end, but then our guide asked who wanted to crawl in to a super small cave. YES! It was tight sliding in with your feet first, but wow, so worth it. Like a private little sauna in the mountain. Barely fit 4 people. No space for anyone with claustrophobia, that’s for sure! We turned our flashlights off and you couldn’t see your hand even if it touched your face.

Plenty of food and drink places there to choose from. First time trying Dorilocos. Saw a lady eating them and asked what it was. Basically a bag of Doritos and then you put in carrots, some spicy nuts, jicama and hot sauce. (Bet you can put in a whatever you fancy). WOW WOW WOW!!!! So tasty! Washed it down with a Pina Colada 🙂

The day came to an end and as we were walking back to the car we spotted this animal. Didn’t give a shit about us, my leftover Doritos or a raw banana hahahaaa…

Great day except for the 7h ride there and back in the tiny car. Both me and my sister exited the car looking like two cramped up Cheez doodles!

Showed my sis some of the different parts of the city, we ate, drank, shopped and enjoyed hanging out together!

Can’t all be just chilling and relaxing. With my sisters jetlag in control we worked on Pussitive. Shooting and planning. We’ve been lagging a bit, but got a bunch of new stuff coming now, so it’s time to grind!

Sometimes catching more than just Pussitive in the pictures…

It was so great having my sister here! We are very close and it’s always hard to say good bye. Luckily it’s not too long before we get to see each other again 🙂

After my sister flew back to Sweden time to catch up on work and working out 🙂

Last night I went out to dinner and drinks with a couple of friends visiting from Puerto Rico. Had 2 Mescal drinks and that was enough for me to sleep in and totally forget I had an interview this morning at 8am 🙁 It was about my book now being available as an audio book in Finnish too wohoooo 🙂 In case you’re a Finn – here’s the cover and I’ve been told you can get it at all the major audio book places 🙂

Now headed out to get a manicure and pedicure. On Thursday I got a dental appointment and Friday I’m getting more lashes. Damn, it would be so much easier if you could just Snapchat-filter yourself in real life!

This weeks dogs content and and this beautiful cat I saw at a market. I’m impressed by this guy handling 10 dogs on his own and everyone heading the same direction. Barely ever see or hear dogs fighting or growling at each other here either. I grew up with 2 male Rottweilers and I can’t even imagine them handling other male dogs possibly wanting to come close to sniff their butts! It would of turned in to a Carne Molida

Catch you later with new claws and lashes 🙂

Puma

Puerto Rico –> Mexico

Sunday evening In Mexico City. Arrived here exactly one week ago last Sunday night. I got everything packed although I had to go buy one more suitcase to fit everything 🙂 The espresso machine & coffee grinder just had to come (life essentials) so that was pretty much one suitcase.

Of course there was the last minute throwing stuff away that just didn’t fit. There was a huge black trash bag full of skimpy outfits.The next morning when I left to work out, I spot a pair of my metallic hotpants outside the entrance to my building. Weird I thought, they must’ve fallen out even though I tied the bag. When I passed the trash containers, all of my stuff had been spread out on the ground LOL… Guess no one was in need of any fishnets and neon colored lingerie 🙂

Sad that I had to leave my Xmas tree behind that served year around for 2 years now hahahaaaa…

Had to squeeze in one last beach day with Masha. Wow, found such a cool spot and stayed until the sun went down and we were all alone on the beach…

Finally came Sunday and time for Mexico. Good thing there are Uber XL’s 🙂

I love flying and getting the aerial view from above.

And look at this cool dog that boarded too hahhaaaaa…

And when you are Puma Swede, they give you your initial on you food tray. Or could’ve been just old regular Pepper & Salt if you lack imagination hahaahahaa…

Got called aside for an extra check up of all the luggage at Mexico City airport. They acted very casual when they packed up clear stripper heels, a coffee grinder and Pussitive merchandise. I’m just happy they didn’t pack up the bag with toys and vibrators LOL! One bag even gave up and had to be taped and put in a plastic bag.

I missed all the food here! Had to start out like a champion and went to Niddo. Wow, wow, wow!!!! It’s a must when here. Just look at these pancakes! It’s a super popular spot so be prepared to wait if you show up at popular times!

I have to give 2 more recommendations. Casa Virginia and Anatol. Super great, tasty food & cocktails!

And my other favorite thing here is all the dogs everywhere!

But then I came across these 3 beauties. So cool and one of them started chewing down paper and some trash. They told me they eat everything. Made me think of the movie Snatch (great movie) and the guy that says:

“And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig.”

Between apartment hunting I got some photos and videos done…

That is pretty much everything from this past week in CDMX. Tomorrow viewing 4 apartments. Left an offer for one today and will see if it gets accepted tomorrow. Cross your fingers 🙂 Thought it would be easier to find a furnished place here, but the nicer apartments are all unfurnished. But hey, they got IKEA here!

XXX Puma