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It’s Alive!

My blog that is! So if you already are familiar with me you probably skipped the About Me page so I’ll do a short recap on what’s going on here. I want to share more about myself other than just my ‘cavities’ and other talents you might have witnessed online. The less clothed activities still exist, just not on here. Maybe more in an informal way rather than the in-and-out type of way hahahaaa…

I’ll jump straight to it. I have always had a challenging time participating in Swedish mainstream TV. You might guess why? Me being me and my line of work is what makes people hesitant to include me. Earlier this year we shot an episode for a Swedish TV show based on my book ‘My Life As a Pornstar’. The footage is really funny, and from what I’ve seen it looks like it’s going to be great! I’m obviously a great talent in front of the camera from my previous experience hahhahahaaa… One of the funniest things we shot was a custom video I did with one of my best friends Sandy wearing Superwoman costumes. This is airing next week on Wednesday and when I know it’s out I’ll share a link! Here’s a trailer.

Some behind the scenes shots…

Working at a cafe now and then off to put on some eyelash extensions. Things get so much easier when you can bat some lashes at people!

The sun has made an appearance in Stockholm finally! I was supposed to swim yesterday at my friends place, but I like the sun to shine for at least 2 mins before disappearing behind clouds before I take a plunge!

Laters, Puma

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I’m about to…

…finally launch this blog. Still some small fixes to be taken care of, but I’ll take care of them along the way. Patience is not my biggest virtue!

Been in Sweden for a week now and it’s quite a contrast to come from sunny superhot Puerto Rico, to a Swedish summer that could be summarized like Tom Hanks said in Forrest Gump – Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get… Same goes for Swedish weather (specially in the summer), you never know what you get! I love it though and it’s nice not to be moist in all the wrong places constantly hahahaa…

Mostly I’ve been seeing my family & friends and catching up. Felt lost when I finally got my ass to the gym yesterday, but damn it felt good to move, stretch and lift some weights!

On Sunday my friend “Teddan” fixed lunch and then we met up with her neighbor that has this amazing cool car called a Cuda. My sister did my make up and styled me looking like a female version of a pimp.

My styling is more like “less-is-less”…

Oh, Teddan also has these “guys” who go by @bobbythebodyswede on IG and they were a bit clingy to say the least and crashed the photoshoot a couple of times 🙂

One of my and pretty much everyone else’s favorite person in Sweden to see is Mark Levengood. A Finn-Swede like me with a cuter accent that you just love hearing when he tells stories, and stories he has! He has a crazy office with crystal chandeliers, a throne, blinking lights and pretty much every other weird, glitzy shiny thing you can think of. Love hanging out there and met these cute boys Emil & Jack there too. Taking a picture together becomes a masquerade and I begged for the crown. One is never too old for princess shit!

More to come!

Kisses, Puma

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Finally in Sweden!

I’m an expert on leaving shit to be done till the last minute. I finish things on the “fitthĂ„ret” as we say in Swedish. Google it if you want to translate it hahhaaaa… Luckily my friend Linda from Sweden was visiting me so I made good use of her having her move half of my stuff to the new apartment. The new apartment is on the same street, but on the top floor with no elevator, 32 degrees Celsius and 80% humidity, so we were sweating and swearing! Yes, I still had my Xmas tree up and finally packed it down only because I had to move it. I don’t see a reason why a Xmas tree (even though plastic) isn’t considered a plant that you can have out year-round?

At the airport chilling and getting a bad mani/pedi and receiving the news that our flight to Florida is 5h delayed so would miss the connecting flight to Stockholm. What to do? Drink a glass of wine, change plans and fly to New York instead for a day and watch the Pride parade 🙂 Oh and drink more wine when there!

Even though delayed, the flight finally took off to Sweden and I passed out as soon as my ass hit the seat.

When in Stockholm and in the taxi, just wanting to be ‘home’, the taxi driver explains we’re taking a detour since the freeway is closed cause a truck has tipped over. But hey, we made it!

https://videopress.com/v/J3C991m5

No time to even shower before my nephew picked us up and went over to mom’s who makes the best meatballs!

Crashed at 10.30pm and Sweden has daylight 24/7 in the summer so it’s like going to bed in the middle of the day. But feels good to be home!

Kisses, Puma

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Röven hinner knappt…

…bĂ€nka sig för det Ă€r mycket som skall hinnas med! Skönt att trĂ€na pĂ„ morgonen och inte tĂ€nka pĂ„ allt som skall fixas utan bara lyfta och svettas!

Sen drog jag med Linda och posta ivĂ€g trosor över hela vĂ€rlden. Ett par BH’s och strumpbyxor ocksĂ„. Sen Uber till telefonbutiken och lĂ„sa upp en telefon. För varmt att gĂ„. Svetten lackas sĂ„ fort man utom rĂ€ckvidd frĂ„n AC’n. Sen Ă€ntligen Ă€ta och vidare till stranden. Perfekt ljummet vatten och vi lĂ„g och guppa som tvĂ„ mĂ„sar i vĂ„gorna – perfekt!

Vidare till Marshall’s och handla lösögonfransar, strumpor och kassar att packa i. Laga mat hemma och protein pastan smaka skit. KĂ€kar lite kakor nu istĂ€llet Masha Ă€r pĂ„ vĂ€g hit och skall tvĂ€tta. Jag ska packa tills jag somnar. Sveriges sommar kan ju bjuda pĂ„ bĂ„de regn, högtryck, mittemellan och om inte till och med hagel sĂ„ fĂ„r ju packa med lite av varje. Man inser hur skönt och enkelt det Ă€r att bo i ett land dĂ€r man kan gĂ„ halvnaken varje dag utan att frysa!

Imorn koll hos tandlÀkaren och sen fÄ nycklarna till nya lyan. Eftersom det Àr lite manana style hÀr sÄ rÀknar jag med att de inte hunnit fÄ klart allt i lÀgenheten. HÄll 5 tummar! Och sen mer packa


Puss Puman

This is a trial post so more to come in English. Bare with me! My blond brain tries to figure this all out and having a bit of a meltdown hahahaaa


Kisses, Puma

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