Hello Puerto Rico, heat, and jetlag. It’s always a couple of days of readjustment time when you come back here. Especially since it was getting colder in Sweden, the heat right hooks you in the face! Oh, and back on with the face masks. But other than that, it’s great to be back and have summer again 🙂
Some pics from Sweden. Here having some birthday brunch at Grand Hotel in Stockholm.
After __ glasses of Champagne it felt like a great idea to take some bathroom selfies with Karina. Only person behaving in these pics is Uma Thurman on my t-shirt hahahaaa…
Karina bought a horse and I went to the stable to see if I still had my horse skills. I think I do… Only managed to get stepped on, and now I have a blue toe. But hey, no one died…
You don’t take a pic of it, it didn’t happen. So here’s my proof that I went to the gym more times than a bar or a club. Usually it’s the opposite!
When you try to claim you’re a blond, you better be a little bit more convincing than me! But now I’m back being a blond 🙂
Talked about sex and hopefully get to go on TV and talk more about it. I believe the youth need proper education about sex, and not just have porn as their education.
And of course there was the smut.
That lasted until the cat stepped in and said there was one pussy too many in the picture now…
And these are the leftovers. Me, Andrew, big ass seagull, cute dog at the cafe, coffee and nature.
Hope you all are doing great. Last quarter of this year. Time to get all your sh*t together and finish strong 🙂 Or at least that’s my plan. You have one?
This book by Rollo Tomassi deserves a longer review. I loved it! It’s surprising because it’s basically written for men who can’t get laid, about how to pick up women and keep them interested. That’s a very short summary, since the book has so many more topics. I heard about it, and got curious enough to order it. I must say I think it’s an excellent read for women as well. I believe a lot of men can benefit from this book.
I’m personally tired of the discussions that the sexes are, or have to be, exactly equal. Yes for equal rights, but c’mon, we are male and female. We have different capabilities, skills, knacks, hormones, etc. Example: if the car needs winter tires, the guy is usually stronger and more often likes doing mechanical stuff. For your info, I changed plenty of tires in my life, and am totally capable of it. But if a shirt needs a button sewed on, I have smaller fingers and most likely can do it easier and faster. No need to feel it’s a gender issue here. Like the book says – “We are not created equal – we’re supposed to complement each other.”
Another very funny chapter in this book is “Qualities of the Prince”. It’s about “demands” in a dating profile. I copied the text from the .pdf form of the book online – https://therationalmale.com/2011/12/14/qualities-of-the-prince/ This is the females “ad” for the male she is looking for…
Here is a well thought out idea of what kind of guy I am interested in… 5’10” or taller, lives near by, compassionate, intelligent, giving, VERY Attractive (someone other than your mother or sister has said so, lol) and in shape, prefer self employed, FAMILY orientated, open to new spontaneous things, likes to camp, likes to golf, wants children, would be a good father and faithful husband, a gentleman, gives me my space when I need it, not a nerd or too sarcastic, can take a hint, social, calls for no reason, remembers sending a note or a nominal gift IS romantic and necessary, respectful, sense of humor, and thinks the world of me. I am not interested in anyone older than 41 and anyone who makes less money than me since I do not plan on changing the lifestyle I have grown accustom to and hope to one day be a stay at home mom and furthermore… my children will never want for ANYTHING (but of course will not be spoiled brats either lol). You should also love animals. I am not attracted to red heads at all lol sorry.
And then the author Rollo Tomassi created a somewhat similar profile ad, but from the male perspective. This text is copied from the same link as above.
Here is a well thought out idea of what kind of gal I am interested in…5′ 5″ or taller, but not over 6 feet (because while I don’t mind being eye to eye with you, I won’t ever be looking up to you), lives close enough to be at my house within 10 minutes after I make the call, genuinely passionate, intelligent enough to be good company, sexually available (preferably insatiable) and VERY attractive – we’re talking Jessica Alba, Keyra Augustina attractive – women with a body-fat percentage higher than 8% need not apply. Must be employed but not so well as you’ll interfere with our sexual activities, FAMILY oriented, but only after you’ve hit 30-33, open to spontaneous sex (you know, like outdoor stuff or a surprise 3 way with one of your hot girlfriends after our 2nd martini), likes to camp (in the nude), knows not to complain when I go play golf with the clients from work.
She must want children after 33 years of age if at all, and only after she’s proven to be a good mother and faithful wife, must be a lady with class and know when the right time is to speak and not to speak, not a prude or bitch, can take the first hint, sociable, unexpectedly texts me pictures of her wearing something new from Fredericks of Hollywood, understands that the best gift she can give me is expressing her desire to fuck me like a wild animal, and also understands that gifts for her are treats or rewards for desired behavior.
Must be respectful of my decisions being final, can’t take herself too seriously and thinks the world of me. I’m not interested in anyone over 31 (since this is most women’s expiration date anyway), she cannot have exorbitant spending habits or a credit debtload in excess of $1,000 since I do not plan on changing the lifestyle I have grown accustom to and hope to one day be able to send my own children to college (rather than pay for your student debt), and furthermore… my children will be taught to reasonably earn their achievements on their own and respect the decisions of their Father and mother (and absolutely will not be spoiled brats either). I’m very attracted to redheads, blondes, brunettes, Latinas, Asians, African-Americans, Pacific Islanders, etc., pretty much any woman that meets my physical requirements. I am not attracted at all to even slightly fat women no matter how much “inner beauty” you think you may possess. Hope to meet you soon, your Prince.
Yes, I think it’s a bit over the top and personally probably would never respond to an ad like this. And yes, there was a shitstorm raised from his ‘ad’. Still I think it’s interesting. It is more acceptable for women to have a lot of demands and requirements, but if a guy does a similar post, he is perceived completely different. Like who the fuck does he think he is!
This book talks about how men are often told to be themselves. Well, if that doesn’t work, should you work on it? Can you change things up a bit?
It talks about masturbation. A woman masturbating is “sexy, arousing and, nowadays socially empowering. For men, masturbation is a perversion. It implies an inability to be ‘man enough’ to fuck a real woman; whacking off is failure for man, but empowerment for a woman.” I have very open minded girlfriends who don’t mind their man stroking, but I also know women who get jealous if their man masturbates to a porno.
The book has many more funny reads like: should you reveal how many women you slept with, why women date jerks, why women are threatened by other women, long term relationships etc. I enjoyed this book and recommend it. Some parts I thought are exaggerated, but I think it can be very helpful to a lot of people!
I’ll also add this as a question to ponder yourself. Would you rather pick a poor man/woman, but good looking, or a rich one, but who doesn’t have the looks?
Today I talked to a Swedish production company about participating in a TV show where they interview different people. A show about interesting people, so I guess I am interesting, or at least my choice of profession seems to be.
One thing that I frequently get asked (also today on the phone) is “why choose to do porn”? One of the most frequent misunderstandings is that it’s something someone just ended up in. Or that I had no other options. I have come across a lot of people who have a hard time processing that porn can be something you actually choose to do. Freely without anyone forcing you. Even if you have other options. I can truly say I have no friends or know of anyone who didn’t choose porn for themselves.
Let me ask you. Are you happy with your job? I’ve recently come across only one other person (outside porn) who said she had her dream job. She was working for the captain on a large ship that transports oil around the world.. She will be captain one day. Very cool. Most people you talk to are somewhat unsatisfied with their job. It might be stressful, not enough salary, co-workers suck (not literally) etc. I can say that I have always been happy to go to work! Yes, I’ve been tired or I complained about my script being too long (anyone really care about the dialogue?), but I’ve never been bored, that’s for sure hahhahaaaaa…
My only regret is that I didn’t start earlier. I started when I was 27. I’ve been a late bloomer in most things in life. I chose porn out of free will and never regretted it. Yes, it was a tough one to tell my family. There were no standing ovations for my choice of career. Luckily they are great, and understanding this is what makes me happy.
So why porn? Except from the obvious of loving sex, I love being in front of the camera, and getting paid well! I have always been able to choose when I want to work and when I want to take time off. I’ve been lucky to work around the world, with great companies and people. I’ve also had fun attending award shows, even though I never managed to win LOL… Danced and performed around the world, and met many great fans! I have made a lot of friends, and got to eat a lot of free pizza on set hahahaaa…
Things are even better now. I can make all that dough from home now. I will make another post on how porn has changed shortly 🙂
Other than that I can report that our street still has no power. Some blocks have gotten their power back, but not us. Hardest part is sleeping with no AC. My favorite coffee shop Gusto’s around the corner is running on a generator so get my coffee though! Mucho importante!
My reading light at night is a flashlight taped to the bed. You get creative!
I received this comment below and I thought it’s a topic many of us can relate to or maybe you know someone who can benefit from the info below 🙂
The comment:
Hello Puma,
Do you have any advice to give to someone (me) who’s been in a 9 year long relationship and sex has become pretty rare and boring? I am pretty open to try new things and we have even gone to a swingers party once, but it wasn’t for us. One day I hope to meet you in person because you seem to be such a fun person to be around!
My reply:
Invite Puma Swede in to your bedroom hahahaaaa… Jokes aside, I used to suggest role play, making your own sex tape, and/or phone sex/texting during the day to make suggestions on what’s going down later.
BUT, then I read ‘Mating in Captivity’ by Esther Perel. Wow, this book is a must read if you are in a relationship and sex starts to be feel routine or mundane!
This is what it says about the book on Amazon:
“One of the world’s most respected voices on erotic intelligence, Esther Perel offers a bold, provocative new take on intimacy and sex. Mating in Captivity invites us to explore the paradoxical union of domesticity and sexual desire, and explains what it takes to bring lust home.
Drawing on more than twenty years of experience as a couples therapist, Perel examines the complexities of sustaining desire. Through case studies and lively discussion, Perel demonstrates how more exciting, playful, and even poetic sex is possible in long-term relationships. Wise, witty, and as revelatory as it is straightforward, Mating in Captivity is a sensational book that will transform the way you live and love.”
Esther talks about how we get so familiar with each other that we basically become one person. The basic rule is to keep some mystery, and that we should be two different people. There’s no need to share everything or know each others’ business in detail.
The book brings in real couple’s problems/issues and Esther analyzes their situation. Most couples in the book are in love, that is not the issue. They just need to reheat the passion in it. She is brilliant, and I think her book is an excellent read even if you’re not in a relationship. Good info to store away for the future 🙂
One final topic that I thought was very good! It talks about why you would tell someone you cheated. We say it’s because we want to be honest, but really it is because we feel the need to lessen our burden by telling the truth. By admitting cheating we make ourselves feel better, but our partner is most likely heartbroken! They did nothing wrong, but now you’re transferring your burden to them. It definitely makes a compelling argument to consider whether to withhold cheating if it’s only going to be to your benefit.
I still think you guys can make your personal sex tape. I promise you will at least get a good laugh from it. Try the usual porn storylines – secretary/employee, teacher/student, doctor/patient… I think you get it 🙂
There are obviously many more roads to try/explore. Even though I consider myself try-sexual, I believe I have more fun things to delve into. Swinging is fun, and I would like to explore tantric practices more for example.
I think this topic is very broad and common so If you have any suggestions/advice/tips please share with the rest of us! More sex to the people!
…the show/documentary based on my book “My Life As a Pornstar” aired. I hope all of you Swede’s saw it 🙂 I’ve received a few emails from people who said they watched it and liked it. Mostly women write, and almost every time I’ve been in TV or done an interview they all are positively surprised. It’s like people think that because you are in porn, you can only moan and barely form sentences hahahaaa… There are a lot of people in the sex industry with various forms of education and degrees, but who have chosen this line of work because they enjoy it. That’s hard for some people to believe, and something I bring up in the show – I have chosen to be in porn out of free will! There was no drug abuse, broken childhood, or a pimp that forced it me. I just love to be naked and to know people enjoy my work!
Because my experiences on set, dancing at clubs, being at conventions, etc have always been great, and I’ve always had a great time, I also point out that I have never recommended anyone to get into porn. Why? There are people who’ve gotten into the business and been short sighted about it, or perhaps not thought it through properly and later regret it. Maybe their family or friends turned their backs on them and they have no one to turn to after. It’s hard to come back to a regular job. I always point out that your scenes will always be online and people will find out. There are people out there that do not accept porn or the people who do it. My advice has always been to think long and hard (long and hard, really…) about your decision, and if you’re going to do it, plan long term, have a business plan, and save your money! Or at least a little 🙂
It talks about how I want to educate today’s kids about sex. I didn’t have access to Internet as a kid, and I tried to look up stuff like ‘hard on’ in my mom’s dictionary without any results hahahaaa… Today the kids watch porn and I think they need to be informed on the differences between reality and porn. They know the holes and words, but they need to know a no is a no, how to set boundaries, and not agree to anything you’re not comfortable with! I feel I’m a great person to talk about all of this and I plan to do it! Sex is and should be fun at all times!
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